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glowcloud: hiphopfrightsplaque: “We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity” Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and
butter-t: A bit late for “Trick or Treat”, but I want to write this on Nightingale’s body.Nurse + ward ….um it’s quite exciting situation for every men.For those who supported me on Patreon for October will get text-less-body version, no nipple
99.9% of my sentences start with oh my god yeah no basically wait so yeah like you know oh um what well but
dpdarling: Um excuse me but where is the Attention™ I ordered????? I’m getting Impatient
alexis933: um excuse me but id look cute tied to your bed
alexis933:um excuse me but id look cute tied to your bed
fagwhore4roughnastymasters: “COUNCIL ESTATE FAG WHOREYou takin’ the piss,cunt..This is only £80 ?”“Um…that’s what you asked f…for..?”SLAP.“I said £100,faggot..”“But we agre…..” SLAP..”You fuckin’ dumb as shit,cunt. WE..don’t
realsatanistconversations: Baphomet: OK, you ready now? Satanic Nun: Baphomet, you were down there for only like three minutes! Baphomet: Yeah, but I did my greatest hits- Satanic Nun: That was your greatest hits? Um… Baphomet: Oh great, here comes
succotashes: taint3edcakes: Um Chris Brown was obviously the best choice to play Michael Jackson. But remember white people tell black people they can’t play FICTIONAL characters like Spider-Man, elves… There can’t be black Santa clauses like
americandreambarbie: wolf-tendencies: americandreambarbie: I’m so happy Hilary Duff is running for president # ShitNoOneSays um hate to break it to u sweetie but pop princess Hilary Duff is an American hero and once she sees this post after her
flirtswithstrangers: Um excuse the fuck out of me but it is June were is my pointless bubbly white girl pop hit of the summer
fantasiesfrom1965: But, Kelsey…you’re my daughter’s best friend! And you’re barely 18…we really shouldn’t…what if someone sees? Um…can I touch them?Nadine Jensen Also known as:Nadine-J, Nadine J, Nadine JensenBorn:December 3, 1980
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brittmarielostatsea: Wow I’m getting graphic. Sorry not sorry..6:53So..um..Idk I feel like I look really weird and my vagina looks really weird but I suppose I’ll still throw this up there I’m sorry if you’re repulsed…I play with my jizz lube!ŮPayPal:
royalblackpirate: hiero-glyph: Police departments value animal lives higher than those of minorities. But this isn’t about race. Or even seeing black people as human. It’s um…what again?
thebrokenwingsofcastiel: 99.9% of my sentences start with oh my god yeah no basically wait so yeah like you know oh um what well but That’s a sentence right there
queerpaccino: metaquin: horn-for-life: euph-emism: French Friend: well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year - American Friend: THOUSAND? French Friend: Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my
trebled-negrita-princess: lyonnnss: pennyroyalpry: trilligan-island: shutup-jacqueline: onyourtongue: ibiprofen: tracefoolosophy: um, Cameroon where art thou👀 They should have spelled out Nigeria but I like it. I’d like one Ghana😍
metaquin: horn-for-life: euph-emism: French Friend: well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year - American Friend: THOUSAND? French Friend: Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra
hiphopfrightsplaque: “We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity” Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing
benedictatorship: fabferre: assflute: so our class is reading romeo and julietand i stumble across this gem did shakespeare really just make a dick joke Um, I hate to break it to you, sweetheart, but all Shakespeare does is make dick jokes. also
rumpelstiltskln: Um… awkward… I’m totally sure I called shot gun, why are you shoving me in the back? Yeah I realize I’m being arrested but the rules of shotgun are pretty clear man
puppycastiel: But an episode where hijinks turn the Impala briefly human, and they’re at the bunker to find a reversal when,Dean: *not looking up from his book* Baby?Impala: Yeah?Cas: Yes, Dean?Dean: …Impala: …Cas: …Dean: Oh, um. Uh. Sorry,
blackfuta: “Ok so I gotta work on the proportions on my enlargement spell……but later, in like an hour or so. Um shut the door please.”
mizukihisakawa: Well um.. This is ridiculous. But, why all the Rivamika shippers hates the rivetra shipper? I’ve seen someone insulting rivetra. Like dude, why? I ship rivetra and IDGAF about the rivamika. :/ confused. If you’re talking about
bootylicious-buggy: weeaboo-chan: n-oir: rewolf: um i have no idea what is happening here but i fucking need to swim here need to is that a rock edge kind of thing or a cloud of dust ?? im pretty sure this is a volcanic thermal pool and if you
wily-red-and-galeforce-gold: speakeasysniper: Hello! Um, I’m not really sure how this really works, but yeah, while reading some of your role-plays with wily-red-and-galeforce-gold, I noticed that “turtles” were mentioned a lot in the tags. So,
one-shall-stand-blog: I guess that rp’s kinda old-ish but I couldn’t get the image out of my head so um… here is a thing. ;v; //Ohmigosh! thank you! I love it <3 Just another day on the ark! XD seriously though thank you <3
schandbringer: larrydraws: ok but what if: Megatron asking Rung if he’d like a threesome with Froid and the lil dude goes: “!!!Absolutely no!!!1… um, maybe?.. You dont mind?” Our march into the depths of robot hell continues and what can
ann13doodles: “Are you having a good dream, kid?”Um… I can explain myself…I was just practicing drawing sans since I am not satisfied on how lazily I drew him BUT THEN I was listening to the ME!ME!ME! song in repeat and… yeah… uh…. do i
spokenwithhands: “ do yo̘͟u wond̬er ̬͢ ͧif̰́ ̓ th̫̏e ͬ sta̳rs ̪ f͜eͮe̯l̰ ̢ lon͚elÿ́…? “ (( The piece for 100 followers. But now I’m at 130, so um…maybe I’ll be doing a giveaway soon?? ;w; Because you
dare-mightythings: sosuperawesome: Poké Ball Terrariums and Pokémon Figurines by Rinyrinri on Etsy See our ‘Pokémon’ tag Follow So Super Awesome: Facebook • Pinterest • Instagram Um this might just be a thing I’ve always wanted but
cubes23: Um…I’m bored….so I tried some GIFs… Inspired by Cashmere Cat, Major Lazer, Tory Lanez - Miss You (Although I know that “hit” isn’t mean that hit,but i can’t help drawing this XD)https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2h0bkuWzQeU
avenrir: It was meant to only be flat colours, but then this sort of happened. um. Yeah.
cerethius replied to your post: Morning….I guess no idea what timezone you live in but dang you’re up early by my standards Really? um… I live in Florida, East central
chopoloco replied to your post: You guys should really fuck love notice talk to me I’d love to but I’m pretty terrible at initiating conversations ….um…Hi
jkrandom replied to your post “[[MOR] If Earth have more then 7 billions people, then that must…” Insightful, things I already understand, but the feeling behind this is what gets me. Thanks for this. Oh? um… you’re welcome I
sex-lies-and-bowties: um excuse me sir but I think I broke like everything in my house. You may need to take your pants off as well. kthanks
pepsifur: free-ottawe: gaymers-inc: God dammit Korra this isn’t even your universe! Stop opening spirit portals! um, excuse you but it was Kuvira’s fault the new spirit portal was opened. She fired the weapon and Korra saved her from it. YOU’RE
baxh-the-omega-wolf: myutsuu: newtypezaku: Um, could you not when someone tries to roast you but you are too flawless bara-dragon
chasteandimpure: “It… uh, um… It’s so… You know?” David was lost for words.“What dear, what is it that you are trying to say?” Said Eleanor, urging him on.“Big. It is so big.” There, he had said it. It was a simple statement but it
monkeybambam:So last night I had some fun in my new tiny cage. As you can see my little boys are very swollen…um that’s because I need to cum bad! No sissygasms here yet. I get close but no luck. Feel free to repost 😍 maybe someone will have some
tallanastybro: Um quoting game of thrones? Sure it fits… But I’d rather see ‘bastard’ at the top
dippinfan: welovebitchboys: Mamar a própria rola não é pra qualquer um… Bad porn music but whatever.
jhameia: fideliusfelicis: givisafe: lyndez: AND EXCEPT MULAN FOUGHT FOR HER COUNTRY, NOT A BOY. right… but she fought and that’s the important thing here… be bad-ass! Um. Let’s go in order here. Belle is crying because she gave up her life
erin-and-kylie: wow look at their throats! omg that would so hurt! but i gues the guy likes it so um i gues they gota.
jaiking: secrethymns: yall-motherfuckers-need-levihan: shakespeareisundead: ethiopienne: but…what…about…physics…? korra…? “cheer isnt a real sport" um My LAWD!!!!!! God given talent and athletics!!!!!!!! She physically
slayer-of-titans: Rose Quartz Gems: *Innocently flirts with Pearl*Pearl: I’ve, um, found someone already but thanks!Rose Quartz: Aww, that Pearl has her own Pearl!Steven: It doesn’t work like that anymore! Well, not really. They kind of belong to
controlandsurrender: “Now Miss Lynn, what are your plans for teaching Feminism 101 this year?”She tried to think. She’d had a whole syllabus planned out, but she was having trouble remembering what it was. “um… i don’t…”“You don’t
slutdust: glowcloud: hiphopfrightsplaque: “We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity” Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars,
blamesynapse: Yeah so I was browsing my Magi anime folder from when I was liveblogging it and um Jafar but?????????? How
vejiicakes: suggestivecacti: oh my god the squirrel is trying to bury the nut in the dog’s fur and the dog is just like um excuse me sorry but i’m not designed for that sorry I just the gifs where the squirrel is trying to floof the fur over the
codeawayhaley: slutdust: glowcloud: hiphopfrightsplaque: “We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity” Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music,
esoteriques: um so lemme get this straight…tiana starts her own business in a time where black women had next to no rights….mulan pretty much saves china and becomes a top ranking military official….but the annoying sister in frozen makes a throwaway
slutdust: glowcloud: hiphopfrightsplaque: “We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity” Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and
thediscoursetree: loryisunabletosupinate: sapphicnymph: loryisunabletosupinate: Another title suggestion: “I let my kid take pictures with a camera but he has autism so I can make this inspirational and get some exposure” um Lory don’t u know
