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themarysue: hedwig-dordt: optimysticals: squeeful: bemusedlybespectacled: maxiesatanofficial: pervocracy: kvothbloodless: macaedh: what the fuck ethan I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont. I was all ready to “um, actually”
starfieldcanvas: vangohing: my best friend just called me to ask what color he should wear to prom and I was like “um?? idk??” and he was goes “well we have to match, so like what color is ur dress??” but he never asked me to go so I was kinda
tricias-captions: “I don’t really know how to tell you this,” my husband said to me when he returned from this tour of duty. “But when I was over there, I became, um, close, with a guy in my platoon.” “Do you mean what
tempetefemme: vejiicakes: suggestivecacti: oh my god the squirrel is trying to bury the nut in the dog’s fur and the dog is just like um excuse me sorry but i’m not designed for that sorry I just the gifs where the squirrel is trying to floof
help-mywife: tchellig: help-mywife: Help; my wife is holding herself hostage for a ransom of 1,000 kisses but that’s really a lot and would take hours I think she overestimated. Um, no. At four little pecks a second, it’d be just over four minutes.
vejiicakes: suggestivecacti: oh my god the squirrel is trying to bury the nut in the dog’s fur and the dog is just like um excuse me sorry but i’m not designed for that sorry
hiphopfrightsplaque: “We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity” Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing
boburnhamdaily:“Do you get back to see your family a lot? Do you go back to Massachusetts?”“Um, yeah. I wanna get back to Boston more. I was supposed to go home for Easter, but, I’m sort of terrified of Easter, because… eight years ago I knocked
shanedog09: goodwolfdaddy: “so what’s your problem?”“well um idk but I just feel all squirmy…” Yes he can.
musclegreen-arrow: jake2bb: Um, I think Grant meant this for someone else? Not complaining at all but he is str8 and he knows that I am gay…oh.this could be interesting A little nervy, a little pervy. Follow at www.jake2bb.tumblr.com Well
alexis933: um excuse me but id look cute tied to your bed
aknownbi: someone: oh you’re bi! but if you had to choose would you choose boy or girl? me: um don’t be ignorant that’s not how bisexuality works tf me, internally, without hesitation: girls
morticia-n-gomez: allmenagerie: I’ve heard various complaints about “jeggins”, “jeans tights” etc but the complaints mostly seem revolve around them not being “real pants”Um, wut??Anyway if, like me, your first priority is that they be
nakedguyselfies: nakedguyselfies.tumblr.com Um, Yes Please.But Seriously For More hot guys follow Naked Guy Selfies! Email Your Dirty Shots to n-kedguyselfiestumblr@live.com
planetpiiss: white people are quick to shout fuck the police when they get arrested for smoking weed but once it comes to police murdering black people it’s “um can you not generalise, not all cops are bad” fuck you.
eleenaislazy: rhamphotheca: Um… In Paris, An Inflatable Trampoline Bridge There are many ways to cross the River Seine, but the inflatable trampoline bridge envisioned by Paris-based agency AZC must surely be one of the most enjoyable ones. Formed
despairkomaeda: (shuffles up to cute boy) ever noticed how there’s a ‘u’ and ‘i’ in yaoi. wait no um (scribbles out the o and changes it to a u) yaui. sounds the same sorta but now i am flirting for real. can i try this again. i am so sorry
wendycorduroy: VERONICA TAYLOR (ASH KETCHUM) AND RACHEAL LILLIS (MISTY) VS A CUL-DE-SAC caption: Racheal: [as Misty, concerned] Ash, this is a dead end! Veronica: [as Ash] Um, yeah, but… [optimistically] always full of possibilities! [Racheal breaks
tinattickles:“Oh my gosh! You aren’t cumming inside me, are you?”“Um, yeah, why? Is that bad?”“Yeah it’s bad! Pull out! I’m not on birth control! I was going to tell you to pull out when you got close, but
stephenhawqueen: WE’VE WALKE D ON THE FUCKIGN MOON BUT I CANT WEAR SHORT S TO SCHOOL BECAUSE SOME GROSS 15 YEAR OLD WILL C;UM IN HIS PANTS IF HE SEES LEGS
fullblownpanic: aucun-plaisir-ici-tabarnak: fullblownpanic: *At the drive-thru bank* Lady: Is there anything else I can do for you? Me: Do you have any lollipops? Lady: Um no, but I have cookies Me: Even better Whats that It’s like a round, flat
fezpeanut: what what um but what’s going on here can i i want to try it and i also kind of don’t
ialienslut: littlegirlemma: aumeryrose: ialienslut: i don’t rly like this but u guys like my smile so here :’) um i love love love your smile & this is a gift to all of us 💕 ^^seconding what she said, you’re beautiful and this is beautiful
slutdust: glowcloud: hiphopfrightsplaque: “We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity” Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars,
a-bloody-fruit-shop-owner: ANON: omg… um. Yes requests here we go. Hello! I have no clue reaallyyyy what your drawing preferences are but just. A pizza guy scout would just be super cool. Like a scout in the typical pizza delivery guy outfit (like
the-hot-1s: onanism4ever: bikinirank: more bikinis at bikinirank.tumblr.com Bikini party at Mister’s! Girls, bring your friends, but no boys allowed, please; we wouldn’t want things to get out of, um, hand… ❤️
kisses-and-fake-bitches: I may not be as pretty as all the girls on tumblr, but I think I look just fine the way I am. ^^^^ you look really pretty :) um guess what, you’re gorgeous.<3 i dont care what anyone says, your so prettty <3 your gorgeous.
glowcloud: hiphopfrightsplaque: “We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity” Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and
milesjai: harrystilesstilinski: Miles Jai saying what needs to be said. “There was also a LGBT panel (at Playlist Live) that my friends were on. That was really fun to go to, and it was also very, um, enlightening. But the thing about having,
heroineheroine: Another headwrap photoset Some of my faves . 👑✨ Hey y’all so I keep seeing bindi comments um totally not bothered or anything but these pictures are old and I made a statement saying I don’t wear them anymore so jsyk you don’t
bisexual-books:milesjai:harrystilesstilinski: Miles Jai saying what needs to be said. “There was also a LGBT panel (at Playlist Live) that my friends were on. That was really fun to go to, and it was also very, um, enlightening. But the thing about
myutsuu: newtypezaku: Um, could you not when someone tries to roast you but you are too flawless
tinyskyvillage: fefjade: braixxen: askfordoodles: Mischief - The Sketching/Art software that acts like a regular raster-based painting software, but with infinite vector scaling! [x] HOLY MOTHER OF GOD UM LET ME ADD SOME EXTRA INFORMATION. THERE
grodus: true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other Um… I talk about porn with people I’ve just met… But I’m also super awkward around people and have also discussed cannibalism
moviereference: WOW IM HAPPY BIRDMAN WON BUT FUCK SEAN PENN FOR THAT GREEN CARD COMMENT UM
antifainternational:Um, sorry bonehead but I don’t think that t-shirt means what you think it means… lustig ist es ja schon irgendwie…
tylah:————– Ummm idk how I just now seen this but they deactivated their account so um thanks?
angelaxexinf: southpauz: kreuzader: atrociousfubear: myourenjinja: I don’t think he’s ok Um he’ll be fine Glitch space baby but please let this be an eevee evolution
electricshambles: Ok. I am getting dressed and leaving the house. GUH Um. Fuck. I don’t know how I missed this until just now…but damn boy. Damn.
stockyjocks: (via rugbyandbears) Um, I don’t quite understand what is going on here….but it makes me horny nonetheless.
thebeautyofsolitude: If you could have played any other character, who would you have played? “I can only see myself playing this evil, my obvious ones is my dad or if not Voldemort but it supposed to be few decades away from here, it was, um I’ve
gershons: “I have kind of trouble kind of… um… thinking ‘bout myself getting an award with the word glamour on it. I sort of struggle with that. But it’s incredibly cool, so thank you for that… (…) I also want to say thank you because
klainebelievesinhappyendings: #um…no #STILL FUCKINH FUNNY #HE WAS TRYING TO BE SO POLITE BUT HE WAS THINKING WTF TINA U KNOW I LIKE THE D
wellthatsadorable: UM EXCUSE ME SCIENTISTS, but can we put this gif into my brain so that see it whenever I close my eyes or have dreams? Thanks, keep up the good work.
rumpelstiltskln: Um… awkward… I’m totally sure I called shot gun, why are you shoving me in the back? Yeah I realize I’m being arrested but the rules of shotgun are pretty clear man
hailjay: collahbones: i hate smoking pictures but this is perfect omg that looks like cara um
tacyplush: Um, so not #tittyTuesday, but I’m posting this #tit dance clip anyway… It’s about time 😏
dpdarling: Um excuse me but where is the Attention™ I ordered????? I’m getting Impatient
alexis933:um excuse me but id look cute tied to your bed
sensxal-bliss:When someone raises their hand in class, but every other word is “like” or “um”
bimbosminder: “So, I mean, I’m not complaining, obviously, but I didn’t call you. Why’d you come over, Mary?” “I was out with the girls, um, Jake had just broken up with Latisha, and so y’know, we were just.. mmm… girls night out, yknow?
katotronik: salternates: hecklocki: genpadalecki: cas should replace his old dirty trenchcoat for this new fashionistsa one burberry just put out Yes. it’d be a very different show but actually not UM CRYING?WHY ISN’T THIS A BIGGER THING?
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