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stephenhawqueen: WE’VE WALKE D ON THE FUCKIGN MOON BUT I CANT WEAR SHORT S TO SCHOOL BECAUSE SOME GROSS 15 YEAR OLD WILL C;UM IN HIS PANTS IF HE SEES LEGS
unduplicated: flame-lizy: fuzzleyan: summonerjolan: crimsonskyes: rest in pieces Thank you, Ash, for answering this important question. um okay but this is missing the sequence that follows up right after like. you know, context is kind of
cravehiminallways212: Lol…um, yes, but not quite what I was hoping for. ;) Lol ….
bimbohearts: bimbohearts: greedyinthecountry: tattooedmedic84: nudityandnerdery: sizvideos: From Siz (Get the app)Video Um. Holy crap. Wow important makeup tutorial. Is she topless? :o Oh wait nevermind but omg that’s so cool!
maidangela:Um sweety. Can you come help me? I was getting ready for my date tonight and i am having lingerie issues. See. I can get my garters to hook but when i bend over like this it just comes unsnapped. Lol. I guess you could say this little garter
gallusrostromegalus:goddamnshinyrock:naamahdarling: blondejaneblonde: catchymemes: Okay, but I would pay extra for this driveway. Um, can I please get every neighborhood kid and animal to come walk across my driveway? Can I get a cat to just run
morgan-addams: strenger-herr-kassel: Na das mit der Bondage geht ja wohl um einiges besser !!!!! The only word I understood was “Bondage”, but damn this looks like fun!
thebootydiaries: me: *spells things wrong on purpose*friend: um u spelled that wrongme: im smyling :) but insid im dying :(
myownthoughtsdesires: smile4lily: 😘 Feeling sexy watching the playoffs. 😘 Thought you might want to see my, um, thong. 😘 Thong Thursday oldie but goodie. 👅 Damn I miss football.
hentai-ass: friezaofficial: momonosuke: I can’t believe I had the audacity to shit on kakyoin earlier with my hair lookin like this but hey happy late Labor Day 👋👋👋😘 Hey how are you guys c: Um what
99.9% of my sentences start with oh my god yeah no basically wait so yeah like you know oh um what well but
slutdust: glowcloud: hiphopfrightsplaque: “We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity” Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars,
rumpelstiltskln: Um… awkward… I’m totally sure I called shot gun, why are you shoving me in the back? Yeah I realize I’m being arrested but the rules of shotgun are pretty clear man
kernelatorsblog: draco-rex: smilesandvials: nasa-official: the moment before your masculinity shatters I cannot imagine where this article is going but might I offer the counterpoint of, um, VENUS? I have a better counterpoint: Earth. some of
brashblacknonbeliever: I’m sorry, but this shit is so damn hilarious to me. Like, you got all these dudes talkin bout if you got a hairy pussy or hairy legs and arms, they won’t give you no d or eat yo pussy. Um… do they really think that’s a
bonitaapplebelle: youngblackandvegan: afrikangyal:penutbutterqueen:tanaebriana:fallinforparis: soperfectionis:Wooaaaah 🙌😩😍 Um bruh Ayee yes Amen OK but I need all those lipsticks
maidangela:Um. Hi. Mr Smith. Yeah. You may not remember me. Im Shelley. I used to babysit for you when i was in high school. Hi. Well i was just inside the lingerie store and couldnt help but notice that you were inside shopping for lingerie. I really
r0secity: itmustbetheazz: Getting there, slowly but surely. um. this is EASILY the sexiest thing I have ever seen in my life.
0pium: allsamanticks: drunk-bacon-god: justabunchofshananigans: puppetscat: MY PEOPLE The girl in the purple pants killing it Um…. ya…. And I watched this whole thing for what…. I need these people in my life but did you see the moon walking
unclefather: Um but on tumblr I learned that if you cut chocolate a certain way you get infinite chocolate? So
smartass-stripper: jumpnegative: I’m just going to leave this here. Alice Brine is now my hero. Um, I understand the point she’s making, but this is also a fucking brilliant idea.
gayboycolor: criticalquit: gayboycolor: lms if u get it :)))) only 90s kids will understand how can it be a 90s kids joke if it has a character created in 2010 um excuse u but dough has been around since before you were born
metaquin: horn-for-life: euph-emism: French Friend: well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year - American Friend: THOUSAND? French Friend: Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra
dual-wield-gay: I’m supposed to be working on a bunch of other things but uhhhhh um here’s a quick sketch of my new favorite canonically gay supervillian smooching his bff
czarluvscurves: pumpkiindaviis:Let me talk to you Talk to um…. I can’t stand Fox News These mainstream has a lot of ppl with big names but no credibility
bohardwooderotic: “Ohhhh. Hello. This isn’t the type of massage I ordered.” “This is Russian massage. We start with crotch. You like?” “Yes, but we…don’t. Um, this is illegal. You know.” “No. This is healthy, not illegal.” “You
incestnoir: Hey uncle Mark…remember that time I went to shower in your bathroom and you were still in there? Um…gosh, that was like ten years ago. You were just a kid. But, yeah…I remember. I was real embarrassed. Still had my morning boner.
I have an American bulldog. I do not have a girlfriend, and that is why my dog gets so much face time. Um, but that’s an important - that’s a big stipulation for all potential girlfriends: they must, must love dogs.
kingjohnconstantine: Constantine: I’ve got a bird. So pick up the tab, yeah? Chas: I picked up the last tab and the one before that. Constantine: Yeah, but I’ll get the next, um… two. Three.
vixen-dollxx: bellacashmere: “Would you pay this man £175 to give you an orgasm?” … No. um But if women provide that service to men, we are whores and sub human who don’t get glorified in magazine articles….
callgirlnextdoor: sugarmycookie: callgirlnextdoor: person at my agency asks why i dont quit my day job so i can hoe more. um maybe because i paid 跌 for a hotel and had 1 apt today??? ya my day job is shitty but at least im guaranteed to get paid
teenboyscum: evn89: 1. You open the door to your best friends room unannounced and see this. What is your reaction? 2. Same situation but it’s your brothers room. Reaction? Um… CAN I JOIN!!!
bluediamond-og: superflamedude: bluediamond-og: I love dis bong 💜 Thought she was sucking a hug cock would have been a better picture lol Um I dunno if you ever seen a dick but it sure as hell looks nothing like a bong. Reeeal mature…grow the
ominouslymathematical: vangohing: my best friend just called me to ask what color he should wear to prom and I was like “um?? idk??” and he was goes “well we have to match, so like what color is ur dress??” but he never asked me to go so I was
flowers-atyourheadstone: I’m definitely thinking that I want a tattoo like this.Not this one, but a song that helped me through difficult times, over a place on my body that, um, shows my struggles.
ladypandacat: hitchinaride: flesheatingfuck: retronoisette: blueboxparchment: omgtsn: patternicity: what twerk team nationals #I #um #I debated not reblogging this I truly did #but then I asked myself ‘when am I ever going to get an opportunity
fulfillments: tate: let’s commit suicide together, it’ll be like romeo and juliet violet: um…ok brb. DAD HELP MY BOYFRIEND IS A SERIAL KILLERtate: too late ur already dead but its ok i love u babe
omg-brunomars: echosei: lifeisnesi700v3: sekarishungry: krysantiem: Hi, um excuse my language, but that’s probably the biggest fucking understatement I have ever heard in my entire fucking life. I can’t even comprehend how such thoughts could
naughtyjessicahoward: vanessahines99: Um, OK, here it goes. I can’t believe I am doing this and know I will regret it, but here’s one of me. Well, Vanessa’s finally gotten naked, and she looks delicious! I think I may have to taste you for myself
colethewolf: darrensafro-blog: But, y’know, um… sometimes there’s other things you wouldn’t think would be a good combination that end up turning out to be like a perfect combination, y’know? Like two people together who nobody ever thought
khaleesiluhan: um…. why do you like minions if you cant understand them?? but me listening to kpop is weird?? … ok.
adoidecer: “Sua mente é como um imã. O que você está atraindo atualmente?” — But, I love you.
glowcloud: hiphopfrightsplaque: “We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity” Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and
I was just thinking, I mean… and I know it’s kind of a weird time, but I was just wondering, um… what is gonna happen to us on Monday, when we’re all together again? I mean, I consider you guys my friends. I’m not wrong, am I?
teavibes: kaltlyn: ya ok when a girl wears boxers its all good but when a man wants to wear cute little pink frilly panties its the end of the fucking world um wat W HY IS THAT BAD THATS SO CUTE PLS WEAR CUTE UNDIES IF U WANT
cumgirl1: and this is what kills me about the whole thing!!!!! white people!!!!!!! tryna fit in talkin bout “yeah fuck cops!!! fuck the pigs!!!!” but they be the first ones to call 911 “um yes there’s a nigger walking past my house… he’s
surprisebitch: *calls 911* 911: hello, 911, what is your emergency? me: help!! i lost my virginity!! 911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think.. me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity ! 911: ohhh! xD me: xD
beki-boo-incest: “Hey lil bro, what do you think of my new outfit?” “Um, ah, uhhhh” “Guess you like it, I bought it for my boyfriend but I want to try it on for you first, I know you wank over me all the time, let me do it for you this time,
LMFAO! Um, it’s soooo much more complicated than that, but yes. Yes I am.
LOL! Um, Tumblr, not FB, but otherwise guilty…
I totally have a crush on Camille Crimson. Strange, you say, isn’t she the woman who specializes in giving beautiful, loving blowjobs to, um, MEN? Well yes, but she also happens to be stunningly beautiful, smart, unaffected, graceful, passionate
nothing-but-chill-vibes: Um hi
