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find and omg on porn pin board
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When as a shy, small young boy, you trusted all the boys and girls you hung around with on your street, to surprise you with your Halloween costume. All enthusiastically insisting that how “perfect” it was in encapsulating you.That moment of horror,
biomechabird: matsutzu: I watched a little bit of classic TMNT at one point today, and was reminded yet again just how much I love Master Splinter from that incarnation. :) in which we discover that master splinter is actually involved with the hoenn
as-warm-as-choco: The Steven Universe “Eatin’ Zine” by storyboard revisionist Amber Rogers, handed out in SDCC 2016. (me: looks at each gem. *stars in my eyes* stares at the lapis and amethyst ones for too long)
coolhandofagirl: security called me at work today and told me they saw me outside chasing a frog around on the security cameras. i wasnt in trouble they just wanted to let me know they saw me. i didn’t catch him.
laurelhach: using microsoft word *moves an image a mm to the left* all text and images shift. four new pages appear. paragraph breaks form a union. a swarm of commas buzzes at the window. in the distance, sirens.
basicallybeesus: officialunitedstates: FACT OF THE DAY: the reason why you can’t dig a hole through the earth and come up on the other side is because your shovel would melt. that’s it. that’s the only reason. what if you bring a second shovel
partybarackisinthehousetonight:i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first
dare-i-say-asexual: dare-i-say-asexual: i love little kids with very niche interests. Like for awhile I nannied for a family who had a little girl who loved old black and white movies. She adopted a transatlantic accent, constantly wore a long string
commandtower-solring-go: commandtower-solring-go: Did I ever mention the time that I found out my lecturer was the ghost in one of my classmate’s home town? Righto. So a couple years ago I took a Myths and Legends class for uni. The lecturer was this
writhe: writhe: “you all are great people, and what you’re doing is art, but it’s also a crime punishable by 28 days in prison” is a real sentence that got said to me tonight by a security officer i think i’m living my best life this is what
jontronshat: jontronshat: jontronshat: when you find a very funny meme when you show your friend the humorous meme and he also has a giggle at it
moistchunkyslurp: *a pair of black socks on Ebay* “NEW Casual sexy cute elegant slim-fit low cut soft and hypoallergenic comfy neutral FASHION HOT SELL x-small extra small small medium simple chic booties feet mittens warm foot cover direct honest seller
slipher626: WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE SYNCING WITH THE SONG PERFECTLY AND THIS HASN’T EVEN BEEN EDITED THE FUCK
sexaholicrus: lisola: koohi-hime: tokimekiwaku: whileothersreap: tokimekiwaku: ihavenomouthandimustweh: dieoh: actionhank: white white and nerdy I dunno you guys… I think they should make out…… <>-<> i agree i’m crying
yummytomatoes: i was lookin through my files and i found this
omg if I didn’t ship Dirk/uu before I sure as hell do now
rumminov: i have no… motivation… to do anything lately drops this off and runs
freinne: an otp double date sounded like a cute and fun idea until i remembered jake :’)
alinajames: TAKE MY HAND AND FLY AWAY WITH ME![Trickster Jake] Photo by meHe will post more pictures over his Tumblr, stay tuned ;)
thattallsummonerguy: ligerscout: And here we have two young homos on their first date… It seems the date is going quite well Jake / Dirk (Notes: Wow! I’ve actually been a bit hesitant to post these but wow after editing these there just to amazing
birdgekis: knight krista and princess ymir. bonus:
mtg-realm: Magic: the Gathering - Ikoria: Lair of the Behemoth They grow up so fast - a short tale by Gustin, wildbonder Proud Wildbonder - and - Fully Grown by Dmitry Burmak
princesswhoretoyou: Make it so we are clothed and I’ll post it to Instagram. No one will know what a whore I am but you
omg-jigglypuff:Thirsty dog.
awen-ng:Yurio cat draws something for Otabek.———Also, I’ve finalized the story for the grumpy cat sequel fanbook. Hopefully I’ll be able to start sketching it soon ! :D Thanks for all the love and support for the grumpy cat so far ~
OMG! Am I dreaming? Come fly with me…
OMG! Am I dreaming? Aviation Pinup
kuro-chan96:And here I am. Again wasting time with silly memes.They’re so funny to draw, thou ;u;”Inverted bc it felt nicer to me. “Draw the squad” meme by @croxovergoddess
fw102692: barriz99: And they say romance is dead Boyfriend goals
barriz99: And they say romance is dead
frustrated-and-horny: I’m posting this again because this deserves more than 6 fucking notes #angrybodyconfidence
la-vie-en-r0se-x: Barbie, boobs and blooms
camdamage: The final night; we went hard. Got triple topped for an impact scene basically. Walking around Universal and sitting on rides is gonna hurt today…
daintypuff: my boobs look bomb as fuck in this dress (and out)snapchat♡ my porn♡ don’t remove my caption
sosuperawesome: Jumpsuits for Adults and Kids, by Blamo Toys on Etsy
periwin5les: ”…Pinocchio is like a baby; it was a long wait for that first album and when it dropped, people were just happy that they finally had their own. Pink Tape is like a child, especially since the album as a whole showed some progression
lifini: Kevin and… parrots? O_O
and then
megidola: I’m fine, thank you and you
Asuna:..D-Don't look ever here....Hurry and get undressed, too, Kirito-kun. It's embarrassing, being like this alone...Kirito:....*blushes*...No, I just...I just wanted to s-stay in the same room tonight...That...That was all...
yoloween: pancake598: iamlordfartquaad: the-yolocaust: francieum: b3kk4h: the-yolocaust: when one of your favorite bloggers likes/reblogs your post and youre just like yea i turn into broccoli too Tumblr user b3kk4h, you don’t have to take
Girl breaks her sandal and has a bleeding foot
gowithjay: Jay and Dumbfoundead having a convo now lol
tim-slutton: plot twist: santa actually brings you the naked celebrity you asked for and you have to awkwardly unwrap them in front of your entire family
laysunicornhorn: It’s embarrassing how Kai and Lay fought over my love on broadcast like that.
empathzu: ashbensos: my thoughts and prayers goes out to you americans who have never tasted kinder eggs wait there are mean eggs
OMG THIS FREAKING STORY I CANT I JUST ASKDAJKLS
magicconchshell: i hate you and if this was 1692 salem i would accuse you of being a witch
when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
ronaldreagay: started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse
Omg this episode is actually really sad even though the only issue is that he accidentally killed her pet goldfish ;~;
weedsyou: *wears hottest bra and pair of underwear to concert incase fave band member wants to frickle frackle*
aspidelaps: buttbear: IF YOU LOVED ME YOU WOULD READ THIS MANGA, DON’T ASK QUESTIONS, JUST READ IT, IT’S A ONE-SHOT IT’LL TAKE LIKE FIVE MINUTES JUST TRUST ME, READ IT READ IT I JUST GOT PAST THE TITLE PAGE AND I HAVE TO INSIST ALREADY THAT EVERYONE
severalbadpunslater: woah check out those australian kids and their normal colored hair
OMG THE NEWEST CHAPTER OF TAIYOU NO IE ASDKFGHLKG ICANT
seifukucat: a flight attendant bursts into the cabin “is there a nerd on board?! terrorists have hijacked this plane and refuse to land safely unless somebody explains the plot of neon genesis evangelion to them” “finally” i think as i raise my
y3ol: The war between Kim Sunggyu and Infinite H ( •_•)σ
unfollowfriday: white boys be like “im gonna make you come so hard” and ur like, what to my senses
wrywlf: it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen