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nivalingreenhow: when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
tomno: there are certain people who touch my hair and im like what to heck get away from me and there’s others and im like yes i will fall asleep on u
cayminquinn: castielsass: crowleyplease: ohvienna: #i feel like a lot of people try and turn the hunger games into some big katniss picking between peeta and gale when in reality the entire book is katniss making her choice over and over again. prim.
deleteyourlife: i’m so stupid today i was getting off the bus and i was like spacing out and then i was like “bye love you” to my bus driver like cuz that’s what you say on the phone when you hang up but I WAS TRYING TO SAY “THANK YOU” AND
ryaynross: im in philosophy and were talking about how you can doubt everything’s existence except for your own consciousness and the guy that sits in front of me just turns around tears streaming down his face and goes “i am on so many drugs”
officialunitedstates: I went camping when I was 6 and a bear came into my tent and I had never heard anyone snore before but I had read the Sunday comics so I layed down and started saying Z Z Z really loudly because it’s always in caps in the comics.
ytoob: i was outside eating a cookie and a saw about 5 ants just roaming around on top of the steps and i noticed there was only one ant that wasn’t holding anything like the other 4 where holding dorito bits or something and the ant seemed sad it
shoegazevevo: yeah i like the Smiths uve probably never heard of them… i wear crop tops and platform sandals .… smoke marlboros all the tim e… i love aliens and the 90’ s„.. got a flannel tied around my waist and two lil side braid s… i like
sweet-bitsy: What if you went out on a date with a moth and he took you by the hand with one of his fuzzy little legs and he was like “I want to take you to the most beautiful place I know, because you deserve nothing less” and when you get there
korpsekobain: don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs
tetris-cat:My favorite internet phenomenon is when someone comments on a YouTube video with a really benign comment like “I love this song!” and then there are a bunch of hidden responses to that comment and then the last one isn’t hidden and it’s
redneckkungfu: my brother just got off work and i heard him run up the steps and down the hall and then burst into my room to show me this
cardboardlife: Photos of a board game I made based on Mario Kart for my friends Martin and Judith. Kart Gang is part of Hi-Score club. They do Mario Kart and Splatoon tournaments and other games things (FYI I did win the Mario Kart championship last
devvaugn: How I wanna be: glowing skin, black bikini w nipples poking out while on the beach sipping a margarita under a palm tree looking off into the ocean while my lover lays next to me singing and lightly running their fingers against my skin
marththebland: I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger
and omg speaking of, you know how they do all those gts/event distributions, well in japan they distributed this sylveon, called birthday sylveon and i want this so freaking badlyyyy i’m going to search forums and stuff until i find one ahhh
omg imagine an episode where Connie isn’t answering Steven’s calls (a parallel of Full Disclosure) but the reason for that being is that she overheard her parents talking about moving again and she’s crying about it and she is afraid to tell him.
amoying: are you ever just snuggle horny? like u dont want to do anything sexual but you just want to kiss and cuddle with someone that you genuinely like and watch movies and stuff
moonkiin: So I did another, this time with Steven Universe.Now I am imagining the author just walking by Beach City and being like“This damn town must be radioactive or something, everybody here is too damn strechy and off-desing! And why is the mayor
ssardonyx: rose just wishes she could bake a cake out of rainbows and smiles and they could all eat it and be happy
keepbeachcityweird: A few months ago, I had the honor of doing a presentation at Beach-a-palooza entitled: Rock People: Identification and Defense. Songs and mimes are all fun and all, but the people need to know THE TRUTH!!! This is a little animated
verysecretlykinky:verysecretlykinky:Why does no one ever talk about Gentlement Prefer Blondes???? It’s iconic and equal amounts of male and female eye candy 🤤😍 also women with agency! Funny plots and good songs!Look at it!!
neophytecherryglare: i like to believe that when they first meet theyre just gonna hug a lot and then jade’s gonna fuckin pick him up and theyll laugh more and doNT YOU DARE TELL ME OTHERWISE
sassy-gay-grunklestan: OH MY GOD I WAS AT MCDONALDS AND THERES A JAPANESE TOURIST GROUP HERE AND I BUMPED INTO ONE OF THEM AND I ACTUALLY SAID GOMEN I FORGOT IT WAS A JAPANESE WORD
vorticity007:chocoboco:thehurminator: I FOUND ITTHE BEST PAINTING OF ALL TIME It’s called Adam and Eve (or something along those lines, there’s two versions and it’s translated) and the first time I saw it I couldn’t stop laughing for a solid
happilymourning: thatsqualitystuff: we were taking our math test and i turned around and can we just talk about not only whatever is all over that girl’s face, but the guy charging his phone in the back and the kid on the right who looks like he’s
mamakarkat: newsiesforever-secondtonone: Okay so today in Chemistry this kid Roman was walking across the room to get something and he tripped and this one girl immediately shouts “THE EMPIRE HAS FALLEN” and i cried oH MY GDO IM GFONNEA PISS MEYSERLF
intheendtheylljudgemeanyways: so i was at the mall today following this black couple with a baby and the baby starts crying and the father said “yo aint nobody wants to hear that shit” and the baby stopped crying instantaneously. it was the most
ship-all-the-gay: so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for ũ at work) and I was reading them. they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly I think the factory workers need help
that-nerdfighter: arisonas: ugh. where’s all the GOOD music these days. it’s all just rapping and beibers and directions. i miss the days where i could go into the local tavern and hoist a mighty flagon of mead to a jaunty tune on the lute of a
adimals: wolfchurros: jesuschristvevo: what if people who havent seen bee movie get curious because of all the posts about it on tumblr and watch it and then the sales for bee movie go up out of nowhere and they get enough money to make bee movie 2
kidouyuuto: last year my chemistry teacher dropped something and yelled “zoo wee mama” and i laughed so hard i passed out and i woke up in the nurses office
shaggy2pope: there was this guy at my school in grade nine who was notorious for never taking his shades off and i remember he was leaving the school and he actually did a raffle to give away his shades on his last day and at the assembly they drew it
deluminator: my brother just walked in here with a bunch of pancakes and was like ‘wow this is a whole lot of pancakes’ and then he closed his eyes and whispered to himself ‘but i am a whole lot of man’
supermassiveasshole: i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel
cassbuttstiel: I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said “what’s your sign?“ and he said “DiCapricorn” and I laughed so hard I woke up
hogwartsfacebook: thesassylorax: feferi: yesterday me and another girl were explaining that most americans don’t have kettles in their kitchens to a british woman who runs a tea shop and she said “well how do you make your tea, then?“ and
jinxley: my 10 year old sister got a bad burn on her hands and in the midst of her crying in pain she places them over my heart and goes “ahh so nice and cold”
griffinilla: my dog is named Lucky and sometimes he escapes from our house, so we have to go get Lucky and sometimes it’ll be dark out, and we’ll be up all night to get Lucky
perlockholmes: vantasass: skeetbucket: A fork, knife, and spoon all in one Chopsticks with a soup spoon 2013 we did it YEA ITS ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL YU GO TO TAKE A BITE OFF YOUR FORK AND GET THE CORNER OF MOUTH SLICED OPEN JOKER STYLE BY THE KNIFE
andthenewt: pocketcucco: okay now I will share an embarrassing story with you all for sleepover saturday a while back I went to a gift shop and I saw a basket of these and I was like oh shit I love bouncy balls!! so I grabbed one and threw it on the
bagleopard: the lady at the sandwich shop today was like “that’ll be 4.20 luv, would you like it toasted?” and i nodded and said “blaze it” and the guy working the sandwich toaster lost it
riddlemehiddleston: riddlemehiddleston: I’M HOME ALONE AND MY PARENTS FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE PAINTING OUR HOUSE SO I’VE BEEN REENACTING LES MIS AND I JUST VIOLENTLY THREW OPEN THE WINDOW TO YELL ‘CANONS’ AND THE POOR GUY NEARLY
jackwhitevevo: once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes
the-angel-in-misha: i-was-so-alone-and-i-lokid-you: OH MY DEAR LORD LOOK AT THIS GIF THE MOMENT WHEN IT’S LOOPING AND THE HAT MAGICALLY POPS UP ON HIS HEAD AGAIN I AM LAUGHING SO HARD And he keeps removing it but it just won’t go away
razzledazzy: MOM HANDED ME A BIG ENVELOPE SAYING I GOT IT IN THE MAIL AND BEING A SMART ASS I SAID ‘WHAT IS IT FROM THE PRESIDENT’ AND IT’S FROM THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE APPARENTLY THEY SENT THIS BACK BECAUSE I WAS A SHIT AND INVITED THEM TO
weteevee: strangecharmer: weteevee: laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down! i trusted you Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never
neckbearcl: Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to b-ball courts, and professional b-ball courts, and b-ball courts in space, and welcome you to the jam in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without
cafemusaiin: samsvirtuallife: positlvedreamer: cafemusaiin: i gave my grandma two dollars to get me “an arizona tea and a Reese’s cup” and she brought me this and gave me my money back this perfectly describes grandmas My grandma would have
yersinia—pestis: merlinsbearditsthedoctor: No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working
perogays:a friend of mine tried to sell his soul on ebay and the starter price was บ and people were bidding on it but before anything happened ebay took it down and sent him an email explaining that if he was selling a soul that didn’t actually exist
troylerphanisbae:punchers:ok so my u key is broken and usually i have a u copied so when i need one i just paste it and one time i was talking to a guy i had just became friends with a few days before and i tried to paste a u but i had something else
michaejones: our music teacher wanted us to play hallelujah and everyone was like ‘lol never heard of it’ and some random kid screamed ‘its thE ONE FROM SHREK’ and everyone immediately went OOOHHH
officialcadbane: ohsebs:ohsebs: ohsebs: my nurse just came in to check my vitals and I told him to fight me from beneath a mountain pillows. He just moved my pillows and told me maybe later. he just came in again and when I tried to tell him to fight
swagking4000: there was a big explosion sound outside and i pulled aside my curtain to see what it was but as i did so, so did the woman across the street and we both sort of waved at each other and it was nice even though something may have exploded
ysera: daredevans: ysera: beauty and the beast but reverse, i kiss the love of my life and she turns into a sick fucking monster and it’s awesome shrek never mind post cancelled
mrbenwyatt: ghostcongregation: all bugs can be organized into one of three categories: homies, chillers, and haters. hornets and wasps are haters. mosquitos are haters. most spiders are homies cuz they eat shitty bugs, some spiders are chillers cuz
capitalvice: ruffaloon: omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled ‘SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO’ and siri replied ‘Tara, you have 28 events in July. That’s a lot.’ and then died
luthoring: luthoring: that old jodie foster interview when she’s 17 and they ask her what kind of guy she’d be into and she jus raises her eyebrows, looks at the camera, and goes “….. hah” is the absolute best embodiment of the Gay Experience
hoofbitch: just-another-secret-gaygent: mandatalks: I just had the best encounter with a child at Kmart. I was in the aisle shopping, and this girl and her dad come around the corner. The girl sees me and excitedly exclaims “There’s a human here!!”
