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pippinofthe-fellowship: night-owl101: So my dad and I are watching LOTR: the return of the kings and dad told me to pause it so he could check on dinner and this happened. I couldn’t stop laughing. youve seen frodo and sam tell me or else I
omg i am so wet!! i texted my husband and told him what i was doing and he told me to tease myself to the edge, and not to cum. my clit is throbbing!
puppymother:in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain
omopuddleboy: shout out to @fluffy-omorashithey’re my fave omo blog ever, they’re adorable and you should absolutely follow them asdglhjkfl That moment when someone posts something like this and you get all warm and fuzzy in your heart!!! And makes
lordsoftechnomancy: LordsfTechnomancy’s Growth Drive Is Go!So I been asking around and getting advise and support from my friends about doing this and I been convinced to give it a shot, so I will try to be short and sweet and not bore you guys to
lostinfic:Zombies of New Earth Rose and the Doctor go back to New Earth and find out that the humans they thought they’d saved have mutated into living dead creatures. When a mad scientist kidnaps the Doctor and uses Lady Cassandra’s psychograft to
anthonyedwardstarks: During rehearsals, Brad Pitt and Edward Norton found out that they both hated the new Volkswagen Beetle with a passion, and for the scene where Tyler and The Narrator are hitting cars with baseball bats, Pitt and Norton insisted
fuckyeahecclesex: fyecclesex: So when I finally got the part and we’d finished negotiations, I bought a CD of Tristram Cary’s music, and I phoned Alan [his older brother]. He said ‘Hello’ and I said ‘Hello’ and then I just played the theme
bradburythequeen: i want leonardo dicaprio to be nominated for an oscar for the great gatsby and i want him to win but if he doesn’t, i want him to just go “No.” and walk onto the stage, take the statue and walk out completely calmly and everyone
croptop2014: j5h: imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason imagine praying to God and going to church
stfuconfederates: Tumblr is like this really great party where you’re hanging out with all your friends and everything is really chill and then Racist Rob walks in and you’re like goddammit who let Racist Rob into the party and he starts fucking
cosmicpines: imascoldasiceascoldasicecanbe: fano-tastic: marshmellowtea: high-metafive: so i made and account on tv tropes and it asked for my relationship status i went over and was about to put in “single” or “it’s complicated” and, well..
I have such a huge crush on this tumblr user omfg someone save me from this path of pain and torture. It shouldn’t be possible for a person to be this cute and perfect.
drragonss: Aoba boasting about his boyfriends, telling people one has a lot of tattoos and smokes and that the other is covered in piercings and that they’re super tough and everyone is like ‘damn son they sound pretty badass’.. meanwhile in the
koujakitsune: koujakitsune: mizuki x kou sounds really fucking cute though?? i just had a thought omg what if kouao end though and mizuki/kou comes out to them and they celebrate and lots of double dates happen and ahhhhh this ship is so cute i’m
supereasymode: From Quantic Dream’s powerful short film and tech demo, Kara. [Watch Here] The film’s poignant concept and imagery explores the notion of what it really means to be alive, while showcasing advancements in video game cinematics and
i wish i had a window seat with lots of pillows that i could sit in and drink tea and read books in and watch the rain in and i just really love window seats
smilingtommo: i kept bugging my mom about not buying me my favorite popsicles and she kept saying “lacey i will buy them i will buy them relax” and i came home one day and my mom was like “i bought popsicles” so i go to the fridge and open
twerking-poproxy: MY DAD ASKED ME IF HE WANTED ME TO HAVE HIM DOWNLOAD MY PHOTOS OFF OF MY CAMERA AND I SAID I’D DO IT AND THAT I JUST HADN’T GOTTEN AROUND TO IT AND HE WAS LIKE “oh i have one of those in my car” AND HE WENT OUT TO HIS CAR AND
mothwizard: me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST
itssexualhour: so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian
So Aubrie is coming next weekend and we’re going shopping for clothes, jewelry and corsets.Gotta get a new corset, I want new thigh-highs, plus ones that will work without my garter, some sock-ish ones and also some little shorts and a midi skirt
glowcloud: people run “aesthetic blogs” where they just reblog pics of like neon lights and pools of water and weird textures and stuff and i don’t really get it but i like to look at those blogs, it’s nice to know that you guys are out there,
celestia: once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a
blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the
yoncevevo:me while sexting: i want you to kick down my door and flash me your 27 inch dick and leave my pussy trembling in fear then i want you to go into my closet and grab my hardwood baseball bat and shove it up my goosehole to test my abilities after
mothwizard:me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreetsex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO
clavid: in seventh grade my girlfriend wrote me a note to break up with me and i acted like i didnt find it and acted completely normal all day and sat with her at lunch and then at the end of the day i broke up with her in front of our whole math class
rabioheab: a boy and a girl are sitting together on a bench after a romantic date. “can i kiss you?” the boy says. the girl nods and the boy pulls out black and white face paint and starts putting it on her face. “you’re going to be gene simmons”
It’s the Cheese fair episode and Lila wants this damn teddy bear so much and she’s making Arnold spend all his money for it (even though Helga rigged it but not the point) Even if wasn’t rigged and Arnold had super bad aim and missed
amaranthdesires:Need someone to run their fingers over my useless locked clit and gets all lovingly mean and smirking and makes me all weak and dumb This is still the mood
kiwibutt: homosprite: homosprite: My dad just asked me if there was anyone I’m interested in and I was just all like “not really?” And he was all like “what about your friends John and Dave?” He heard me say on the phone “John and Dave
neckreductionholiday: civil-anarchy: LOL IS THIS JESUS KEEPING THE BUDDHA FROM ENLIGHTENING OTHERS WHAT IS THIS FROM!? DYING its the anime for the best manga ever jesus and buddha are roommates and best buddies and they hang out and there’s a lot
methlabrador: what if someone tried to rob a nightclub and he ran in and screamed “everyone put your hands up” and everyone was like “yeah dude” and kept dancing
baraskank: oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING
siskyisoutofbusiness: omfG SO TODAY IN PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S PHONE WENT OFF AND HER RINGTONE WAS SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND AND MY TEACHER STOOD UP AND SAID TURN THAT THING OFF IF I HEAR IT AGAIN I WILL PERSONALLY TRACK DOWN RIHANNA AND EXPLAIN TO HER
possiblypensive: sO ON VALENTINES DAY MY TEACHER WAS ASKING THESE KIDS IF THEY ARE IN LOVE AND SHE CALLED ON THIS ASIAN GUY NAMED YANG AND SHE ASKED “ARE YOU IN LOVE???” AND HE SAID NO AND THIS RANDOM KID SAID “DON’T WORRY YANG ONE DAY YOU’LL
lynzave: my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing
e-zekiel: okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too but I guess another guy had the
oncelut: my mom was upstate for the weekend and she was on her way home today and texted me and said “do u want anything from da stor” and i was like “mom why are you talking like ur ghetto” and she sent me this
cumberbulge: my brother just sat my mum down in the living room and started crying and she was getting really worried and he burst out with ‘I’M PREGNANT’ completely seriously, and my mum started yelling and was like ‘OH MY GOD, what the fuck,
sp00pbenderedacted: jakemalik: I love that first kid in the class that screams “OH MY GOD ITS SNOWING” and the whole class turns and looks out the window and freaks out like they’ve never seen snow idk man I live in Florida and if someone stood
neptunain: what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest”
miseraboolia: did i ever tell you guys about the time i asked the waiter at pei wei for a couple fortune cookies and he grabbed two handfuls and ran over and shoved them in my bag and whispered “RUN”
penceyprepofficial: when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just
romangodfrey: lesreichenbachfinn: so today my mom was being all momish and she was like “what if we turned our house into a bed and breakfast” and I was like ummm yeah except there are literally no empty rooms in our house and she was like “we
camplazlo: one time in fourth grade i stole this kid’s gameboy and a couple months later we were chillin at my house and he was looking at my stuff and found the gameboy and he was like “wow i used to have one of these” and i asked he wanted
tsarbucks: no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit
buttgenie: I JUST PICKED UP THE PHONE BECAUSE MY SCHOOL WAS CALLING AND IT’S ALWAYS A RECORDING BUT IT WAS MY VICE PRINCIPAL’S VOICE TALKING ABOUT HOW SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW AND I GRUNTED REALLY LOUD AND SCREAMED “NOOOOO” AND HE SAID “excuse
starxapple: a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess
missmella: You guys I’m in Disney World and this afternoon my blood sugar dropped so low I got separated from my family and somehow bought an ice cream and then blacked out and woke up on a bench with chocolate sauce all over my arms and Mickey Mouse
chekhov:Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/
imthegirlwhowaited: spookyviper: Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this they’re saying it’s 3am and they’re so tired and lets just drive and get out of here and then it happens and they’re like ‘well that woke me up”
rosiebeck: nxv: primisthebomb: I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED
rnikan: SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER
outbackfakehouse: I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG
hoemme-couture: wintersoldierogers: kitkatreads13: wintersoldierogers: did i ever tell ppl about the time me and my family thought my older brother was gay and dating his best friend? they used to hold hands and cuddle and shit all the time and cause
heckticket: i doodled some sort of dinosaur and it morphed into a VERY dinosaur-ey Leigh, rawrcharlierawr ‘s chickenlizardsonashe is about to DEVOUR some rando confection pone HOLY UFUCKING SHIT JUST FUCKING WOW OH MY GOD
dlartistanon: spazztrick: madman-and-still-not-ginger: Team free will Someone please draw Sam spread over the bottom bunk and Dean and Cas smushed on the top one. #mami and madohomu #mami and kyousaya poor mumi tho
OMG I’M DYING NOI started watching a video I filmed like a month or two ago but forgot about it and it was all sexy and I thought yano damn gurl you go but then I skipped it to the middle and I’m just sitting there tryna be a gangster flippin my hands
![fuckyeahecclesex: fyecclesex: So when I finally got the part and we’d finished negotiations, I bought a CD of Tristram Cary’s music, and I phoned Alan [his older brother]. He said ‘Hello’ and I said ‘Hello’ and then I just played the theme](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lldhh5cWs11qf4ydzo1_250.jpg)
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