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Omg I came so hard. I gave up playing With myself for last couple days. And wow so much more Intense mmmmm and it tastes delic
djangodurango: makememandy: there used to be a satanic, crosss-dressing lobster on tv and nobody complained Holy shit, this guy. He was my favorite, after that clown that turned into a mime and sucked all the color and sound out of the town. Oh those
Submission from @owlyshit:I really love your art and I think you’re a really nice person and youre my fav su artist and so I drew this rose quartz themed pearl for you I hope you like it uwu
I fucking love LGBT nightsI walked by a group of gay guys and complimented one on his shirt. It looked like liquid metal. He immediately whipped it off and demanded I put it on. “Haha, well, I’m fat and you aren’t”“SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BEAUTIFUL”“Okay&he
remmidemmi: jay-peep hat dich gefragt: Can I request s dirk and Jake pic where they’re having a fun time together or something. :D I really like your pictures, they have great line quality and great colors and everything is just so cute to me especially
animehead: levi and erwin sexting but instead of sending kinky messages and dick pics erwin just sends levi pics of him performing various household chores like folding laundry, vacuuming, and taking out the trash
shylittlebaby: hey what’s the average time most people can deepthroat without coming up or gagging? ok cool because i legit just deepthroated for 1.5 minutes and I was sooo content and happy and didn’t gag on cock once except for tears
forever-an-exo-fan: So i was watching jgv today and one of the guys had a butterfly tattoo, and i was like… “that’s so gay” and then i realized
lnfamy: sexting is so weird i did it once and the guy was getting really into it and i was eating a pack of doritos and playing final fantasy
cawcawmotherfuckerr: tumblr is like a nightclub and twilight tries to get in and the bouncer is like hell no, you’re not cool enough to get in here but then he looks at robert pattinson and just gives him this knowing nod like except you you can stay
I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said “what’s your sign?“ and he said “DiCapricorn” and I laughed so hard I woke up
literallywtfniall: i remember when i went to a justin bieber concert and the wanted was opening for them but the dj introduced them as the “biggest british boy band” and everyone started freaking out and chanting one direction but the wanted came
I wet myselffffd :c I was down stairs and leaked so quickly grab myself but it just kept coming out and I clenched up and tried really hard!!…But I couldn’t hold it *covers face* ((I was to desperate I didnt even get to grab my phone to record
I’m totally an anxious mess all the time. There’s a constant dialogue going on in my brain, and it’s just reminding me of all the failures that I have had, and all of the things I need to do, and all of the things I’m not doing good enough.
hubedihubbe: My Rose Quartz cosplay! Micki and I dug it up from the storage and went out today woop!Photo: @ladycadmiumRose: mee shalala How is anyone allowed to be this beautiful and graceful??? It should be illegal???
ck-blogs-stuff: therealklt: E.T. and Star Wars exist canonically in the same universe, mostly because George Lucas and Steven Spielberg have a long history of fucking with each other. Omg…
nudne: tripping-on-stars: nudne: hey if ur lgbt reblog this and tag ur opinion on wearing socks to bed I’m not lgbt and i am extremelly offended. So… my opinion of wearimg socks in bed doesn’t matter? Okay. Cool. This is not interesting anyway.
happyds: I made this half AU comic thing where Jean is some loser punk and Marco is like student Council president or some shit idk, and Marc finds him in a stall writing shit on the wall.some disclaimers:-its porn for the sake of porn and no one is
kokuryuu-shopping-service: zezamen: WIP for Sousuke bewbie pad~ Follow us here for updates, and news about current and upcoming works we will be doing for mousepads, and other designs. Official design will also be updated on here once everything is
andhumanslovedstories: andhumanslovedstories: A cleric who is the Team Mom and only heals by kissing you on the forehead and buffs you by licking her thumb and rubbing away some schmutz on your face someone’s like “you know that’s not actually
katthedemonslayer: Hey, everyone! Christmas is coming up soon and I wanted to do something special for you guys, so I’m doing a Potter themed giveaway! As some of you know, I work in Diagon Alley and I love all things Potter, so I want to share that
melty-artz:He saves worlds, rescues civilizations, defeats terrible creatures and runs a lot. Seriously, there’s an outrageous amount of running involved.
stewie-just-said-that: i-only-know-fandoms: dfw-cub: IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!! What if you rigged this on your porch so you press a button and the glass pours so when kids are at your door you press the button and this happens and you put red dye in
z-e-ra: popeyeschicken: thatscienceguy: 1 and 5 are kind of Humbling… can we NOT DO THIS RIGHT NOW and you’re telling me mermaids don’t exist?
blasianxbri: ucresearch: akiracomplexsound: UC Berkeley scientists have developed a system to capture visual activity in human brains and reconstruct it as digital video clips. Eventually, this process will allow you to record and reconstruct your
jakemalik: to everyone with finals and exams and big projects due very very soon and haven’t started anything yet
geekandmisandry: dinogatorr: iguanamouth: i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and
tinyconfusion: billie dragging tentoo (lbr .. she’s super devastated about his outfit only lol) and tennant’s heart breaking as she wrecks him is the funniest XD he’s like ‘just change his shirt and that’s it!’ and she’s like ‘it was
sherrocked: My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola
darrynek: itshinyu: darrynek: why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so. get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
ticktockdearie: I’m going to tell you the difference between Rumple and Regina in two statements. Regina: “I’ve done all of these terrible and evil things. Why doesn’t anyone love me?” Rumple: “I’ve done all of these terrible and evil things.
shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english
no-ducks-allowed: Gon and Killua will forever be my favorite anime bestfriends. omfg. They’re like sam and dean. Baby sam and dean only younger. omfg.
a-lot-like-diana: so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body
xemptfromxplanations: Glassware can get pretty expensive especially if you’re in college and always getting sht faced and breaking your glasses. Start just using your empty beer bottles and turning them into your new glasses. Look dope, easy to make
marveloki: You know those gifs you see of elephants painting and everyones like “oh wow that’s so amazing and intelligent I love elephants”? If you really love those elephants, read this and stop reblogging those gifs.
gametee: Gametee’s full t-shirt range is in stock now! Did your favourite tee from our Kickstarter campaign make the final cut? Luxurious, tailored and lightweight, we’re so proud of these beautiful t-shirts - and they’re all thanks to our incredible
ayerubina: Last night I was at McDonald’s with one of my friend’s and that man started to randomly ask us questions like “how old are y’all?” And “do yall have boyfriends?” At first we were like what, why is he asking us and then five minutes
blaineandersad: my parents said they were leaving and i started playing bump n grind really loudly because i thought they’d left and after finishing the first 30 seconds my dad was like ‘we’re still here’ ‘are you hiding a guy up there and
prismatic-bell: attackonrwbytailonline: therobotmonster: kuroba101: prismatic-bell: HERE’S THE THING THOUGH I used to work for a call center and I was doing a political survey and I called this number that was randomly generated for me and the
2ndltbraeda: luckied: 2ndltbraeda: So here’s my idea! Lay her down on Mustang’s desk, right? So like her head is dangling off the other side? and then push her top and her bra up so her boobs are out. And instead of a censor bar in the edit,
asklevivoice: mogoliz: And I know that you would accept me too, if I told you today “Hey! Guess what? I’m gay!” (but I’m not gay) Based on this audio x OOC: wow didn’t see this till now! Amazing!
theo and seiao are garbage
a0ba: In a span of 2-3+ years, I hit 60k posts! and no matter how lame and sad that is, I wanna do something for it even tho i’m like “why 60k posts???” and you’re probably wondering that too. well, i’m bored.this is a very verysmall follow
toewsbeard: missturdle: believemeitsdouche: all I really want in life is a weeaboo vs anglophile death match IN THIS CORNER, ORIENTALISM AND BUTCHERED JAPANESE! AND IN THIS CORNER, BRITISH IMPERIALISM AND BENDYDICK CUMMERBUND! WEEABOO VS. TEABOO.
fuku-shuu: By にと Little Levi likes cleanliness, but even he can’t handle bubbles irritating his eyes. (And you don’t need translation to understand what happened in that last panel there, lmao)
sinaminut: I WAS FIVE AND HE WAS SIX WE RODE ON HORSES MADE OF STICKS HE WORE BLACK AND I WORE WHITE HE WOULD ALWAYS WIN THE FIGHT BANGBANG HE SHOT ME DOWN
blastortoise: I think the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me during a sexual situation was when I was giving my first boyfriend a blow job and he was like “yeah take it all choke on it” and i was already at the base of his dick and it wasn’t
warumonzaemon:expelliarmpit: so my girlfriend has had a shiny luvdisc for the longest fucking time and no matter how hard i would try i could NEVER CATCH/BREED ONE OF MY OWN and she would always tease me about it and it drove me nuts turns out she bred
boomitsnialler: if it makes you feel any better this picture of me is in my high school yearbook and half my teachers came up to me and congratulated me on having the most embarrassing one and said they all laughed about it at a faculty meeting
amazingandonfire: once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room
mycatsaysmeow1: yesididbringmydog: okay sit down all you hoes and bitches have i got a story for you i was talking this here picture when my dad walked into the room and i managed to get the exact moment and in that moment, i made eyecontact with
squishabledotcom: The Squishable Sheepdog is here! Fluffy, adorable and ready to herd all your sheep! Or at least, herd the remote and snuggle down for popcorn and a movie!http://www.squishable.com/pc/squish_sheepdog_15/Big_Animals/Squishable+Sheepdog
fireflufferz: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: one time i saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and he just stiffened a bit but i saw him dying inside after realizing
nerdofchaos:recreationalcannibalism:the-adequate-gatsby: stultifyandstupefy: derpes: And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.” And Abraham replied, “What.” God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won
gaimez: One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else
frankywuff: Some of you may find this strange.I listen to videos of people whispering to me, sometimes in 3D sound.This guy, WhisperMister1 is great. It’s all about triggering “ASMR”. Look it up =]It makes me feel funny and sleepy (and this helps
resiniquity:isitthattimealready:today at work a customer’s card didn’t go through so I asked them to try again and it worked that time and I mixed up saying “there we go” and “there it goes” and I ended up saying “there we goes"
froodette: gardening has this reputation as a gentle and chill hobby but you know what?? gardening is actually a constant and brutal conflict between the human need for control and the will of life to spread - a battle between life and death itself,
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