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janto-owns-my-soul: darwigs-blog: “I knew I had to date him, that was it. So I made a date with Scott later. [But] Cher had just been to see Sunset Boulevard. And she hunted me down the next day through management, people, whatever. "They
His Pink And Yellow Human
tarsusfourplay: ok im really freaking bored like i already did like the whole week of homework and i have nothing to do soooooooooooooooo Reblog this if you want a URL GRAPHIC and I’ll do a crappy job at trying to make you one. You can reblog this
shubbabang: In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in. And that was the first time I saw a penis
neilpatrickheaven: crystallinedemons: imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn
alkahestic: davidbowiesenpai: What if you were really excited to hear your online friend’s voice for the first time and you finally pick up the phone and it turns out they’re voiced by Vic Mignogna
and the beat goes
hippiebabysitterr: today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more
professortennant: s-tuffoflegend: Doctor and Rose things → [5/8] Protectiveness #like the number of times #Rose was just around the corner #or in the loo #or two aisles over at Tesco’s #and the Doctor interrogated some poor shelf stacker #all
fishingboatproceeds: Now available for pre-order at DFTBA Records! Gallifreyan quotes from my books and nerdfighteria. In blue: “Maybe okay will be our always.” In maroon: “Some infinities are bigger than other infinities.” In black: “DFTBA.”
ofgeography:peaceontheplanet replied to your post “hey all! so i hit a frankly stupid follower benchmark this week, and…” Can you tell me another story? I’m bored out of my mind working for insurance and could use an lol. Hope you’re having
hamelin-born: Oh please. Please. Please give me a story about a happy, 60+ - year-old woman who gleefully retired years ago. Who has at least two cats, and takes an almost spiteful glee in wearing a floppy purple hat. With a big feather. Yes, that hat.
jumpingjacktrash: snigepippi: jumpingjacktrash: rawkin-forgeheart: sosuperawesome: Art by Déborah Maradan Browse more curated art So Super Awesome is also on Facebook, Instagram and Pinterest @ferai-caolann i tried to find out if she’s selling
misstylersmith: Rose: [after doomsday] I keep expecting him to show up. He used to come by at night and I’d sneak out to see him. Jackie: Yeah, I know. Rose: You knew? Jackie: His ship is thousands of years old and doesn’t have a
revscarecrow: If I’ve listened to enough creepy pasta I know one thing and that is get the fuck away from the stairs you find in the forest.
offisir: do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”
trapsical: I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way,
pokem0n-master: abnorma: schumacher-the-champagne: Power, Peace and Freedom or rock, scissors and paper.. I’m done. power crushes peace peace cuts freedom freedom covers power
farewellstars: LOOK AT THE LITTLE OCTOPUS LOOK AT HIS BULGY EYES AND THE TINY TENTACLES DON’T YOU JUST WANT TO PUT A LITTLE LEASH ON HIM AND TAKE HIM FOR A WALK IN A PUDDLE
carterandme: nickihanz: mclaughhhh: sqvad: im fuckin crying Take note if the guy who is being pushed backward and also the guy in the back who feels guilty and walks away PULL THE LEVER KRONK WRONG LEVER Imagine if you worked at that store
caseyanthonyofficial: caseyanthonyofficial: I just got a package from my sister and its a crossbow that shoots bolts which is cool but I put it together anD IT FIRES THEM AT ABOUT 800 FPS I COULD HAVE KILLED MY ROOMMATE I ALMOST SHOT IT AT HIM BUT I
cupcakes-and-ouija-boards: stephluvvsyou: tigerhazard: jamdoughnutmagician: there is not one search term here that isn’t magical i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in
seabelle: I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch
summerotaku: kyraneko: doujinshi: I hate that I laughed at this “Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there,” and another one appears. And dodges the downward sweep of claws, darting to the side, bouncing off the pentagram’s barriers,
stilesthemockingjay: Deep in the meadow, under the willow A bed of grass, a soft green pillow Lay down your head, and close your sleepy eyes And when again they open, the sun will rise. Here it’s safe, here it’s warm Here the daisies guard
oh-look-a-penny: tea-and-tardises: krypt0nize: thegoddamazon: hh0peless: haniemohd: gailsimone: morenamagia: equiusinamaidoutfit: eridanamporass: p41g3r4nk1n: listenforthesteel: Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in
aeroknight: someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen
kite117: And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog
keepmywhiskeyneat: TRUE STORY One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice lady of some sort
altusmages: altusmages: My brother is friends with this girl who works at the same place he does, and whenever she drops by at our house, she goes straight up to his room and then they nap for a few hours That’s the kind of friendship I aspire to
finalfantasythings: I remember back in the day, I was so excited to turn 17 because that meant I’d be the same age as Squall, Rinoa, Tidus, Yuna, Zell, Selphie and Irvine (and a whole slew of other favorite characters from other fandoms I follow).
jelliebellies: vesabean: yeffyaboyuice: sakothefox: thaddeusgrey: SCREAMING OH MY GOSH EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT AND I AM DYING REMINDED ME OF THIS: SHRIEK happy easter :> bab
sailorswayze: Kelsey is 15 and loves everything anime. She spends a lot of her time on her deviantart account under the handle “yaoiluv96” where shes working on making her very own shonen ai manga. Alexis is 16 and is best friends with Kelsey. She
metamorpher: jwtumbles: my sister and i were pulling weeds in the yard this morning and i got distracted Pseudoscientists have been tracking the movement of cryptids for years, but little do they know the rarest, most exotic creature of all is right
nerdgasmz: dancingphantom: leapinglionff: dancingphantom: If I had a child, I would dress it up as a little blue eyes and I would cosplay as Kaiba. XDXD …Oh my god. Seto held up the child sized boots and knocked on the door. A small, “I’m not
motherfuckingfineasspussymobile: rick santorum is actually the most elaborate april fool’s joke ever conceived at the end of today at exactly midnight his skin will unzip and a gay black man in bondage gear is going to step out and yell APRIL FOOLS
d-wheel: dragonblast: millenniumspoon: i like big hair and i cannot lie you other duelists can’t deny that when a duelist walks in odd hair screaming somethin’ about duelin’ you right then and there you get sprung Cuz we noticed that hair
baysidebayleef: we were getting ready to take a test in chemistry but our teacher was apologizing to us and i didn’t really understand until he handed out the answer sheet and it was this
loveislove11: urpoo: devinleighbee: karatam: punch-a-your-buns: captain-gumdrops: bluhbluhhugedork: The Spider Who Couldn’t Hide I HATE SPIDERS BUT OH MY GOD THIS WAS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS HELP he’s so cute when he digs and throws sand
masterblaster: theeasyvirtue: masterblaster: We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than ฤ they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So… to big to use….? You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print
girlshaveablog: WOW! We just reached 500 (actually 525 now) followers! So the Girls and I thought it would be appropriate to pay a little tribute to our first silly comic that got the whole thing rolling.And because we’re idiots, as we planned this
miss-nerdgasmz: thisisbully: Went to the Apple Store today to tell them my phone keeps restarting and freezing and stuff the guy told me “many people don’t know that u have to turn off ur phone for 10 mins everyday to let it rest” I was like you
je-m-appelle-lafayette: mygayisshowing: joshpeck: this is so funny & pure Omfg We have watched this several times at work tonight and just cackled. My coworker has plans to go to Kohl’s right away tomorrow and get her own Chewie mask <3
jdlaclede: jdlaclede: every now and then tumblr reminds me that my dad asked for a furry pic for his 57th birthday might as well tell the story behind that so, my dad’s birthday is coming up, and since he doesn’t text, ever (he’s luddite that way),
sushinfood: svzannebrown: all that anyone needs to know about my time in japan i am proud of this bear and i implore everyone applaud this man and the actual pain on his face delivering those lines for the teddy
omgellendean: Shipping 10 Years Ago: YOUR SHIP IS BAD BECAUSE MINE’S BETTER AND YOU’RE A STINKY DOO DOO HEAD FOR LIKING IT Shipping 5 Years Ago: hey guys let’s just ship whatever the hell we want and leave each other alone about it all right? cool
ragesyndrome:ragesyndrome:we tried to convince the history teacher that taylor swift ended the Cold War and he got so frustrated he just stared into the hallway for ten minutesi saw him in the hallway later and his eyes were like glazed over he was SO
lunawing: I absolutely love Leon’s face on the cover of this month’s Tales of Magazine. He’s pouting and blushing slightly, and I can’t decide if it’s because he’s miffed to have taken 2nd place to Yuri again, or just embarrassed to be
omg what if kounoi and mizuao double dated. whaT IF THEY SLOWLY STARTED DEVELOPING INTO A POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP.
I AM FUCKING SCREAMING AT THE NEW PV. MIZUKI IS SO BAD ASS OMG YES MY LITTLE BABU GOT TO SPEAK.
revorocketnails: pokeuniversity. You and your shitty mustard mismatched socks
ionlydatedragons: FINALLY got around to Mink! This ones a little cut off because I had to take it off Instagram to make the pink and black both show up right. When I finish Aoba tomorrow I’ll do a photoset all five, higher res and nice edits, so keep
caledscratch: tigerine: shibaface: tigerine: Me and caledscratch have been capslocking at each other about noizsei for like an hour nonstop share with the class… Noiz and Sei getting jealous over the other having a sensory experience when they’re
hurricane-emily: jimgaffigan: Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done. maybe just maybe women do some things for themselves and not just for men what a concept
papanoiz: if noiz forgets to turn off his allmates before he goes to sleep, they’ll all clump up around his head or in the crook of his arm or something. sometimes he wakes up and there are a few piled on top of his chest. and sometimes he’ll pet
sxcpk: For your ORAS HM specialist needs. This searcher is pretty useful. http://pokemondb.net/tools/moveset-search Also hopefully someone finds my post helpful I spent more time editing it and these images than I shoulda. xD
a-la-orilla-del-rio: You know that deep down Noiz is a romantic, but so is Koujaku so what if for their anniversary or for Valentine´s day they had the same idea on what to give the other and they just stare at each other and start laughing because
frenchfrydraws: Kounoi “We live next door to each other and I know we’ve never talked before but could you please come kill the spider in my bathroom. ” au :‘3 Koujaku might be big and bad but he’s got terrible arachniphobia.
killuangel: i wish killua was the one who got outrageously out-of-control angry and furious more often instead of gon so that whenever it happens gon just puts his hand on his shoulder and is like “killua……… take a chillua pillua”
padaleckifarts: ‘Hey Arnold’ and ‘Rugrats’ characters as imagined in their 20s by Celeste Pille.
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