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theweekmagazine: The Swedish town of Luleå is becoming famous for its incredible ice orchestra 7 photos of this song of ice and wire
ktnissevurdeen: buttalecki: what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period? like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons
ratchet-jean: clubpenguinsexytimes: browningtons: darklyspectre: So coke is going to launch coke life. It’s basically like how sprite now uses stevia. its now a mixture of sugar and stevia making the drink drop a third of sugar content and a third
archatlas: Calvin and Hobbes: The Force Awakens #2 Brian Kesinger Story artist at Walt Disney animation studios / Artist for Marvel Comics. Check out his etsy store for books and prints www.etsy.com/shop/BrianKesinger This is the photoset #2, check
“I was born deaf and 8 weeks ago I received a hearing implant. This is the video of them turning it on and me hearing myself for the first time :) Es http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/30/sara-churman-deaf-woman-_n_989220.html
omg-blackqueen: destinyrush: 💀💀 Me too I once crashed a gray car and replaced it with a red version of the same car, so when Pimp says “I smashed up the gray one, bought me a red” I feel that shit in my soul.
Omg Ahri so cool I T/////T If I have a rich follower here it could be awesome to find that someone very generous gave me Popstar ahri u///////u My summoner name is Alagille, very noob and feeder but I play with all my heart u//u IF someone do it, I will
beautiful-illusion-wonder: The gif contains only a portion of this hilarious youtube video, featuring the cast from SnK. And the Levi vs Mikasa scene is just… pfffttt I recommend that you watch the full video. It’s heavy loaded with crack and the
matsuoqa-blog: Rivamika Week: Day 2 (The Gift; Mikasa’s Birthday) Fireworks and Photographs: “Atleast Mom and Dad are safe up there together.” Hiroomi said. Mitsuki faltered. “But big brother, how do you give a gift to the dead?”
eiyakutachi: This month’s issue of Pash! had a “Which Survey Corps character are you” quiz and I haven’t seen it around, so I decided to translate it. (Sorry for the crappy cell phone pictures, I was too lazy to take my mook apart to scan.) RESEARCH
minkleys: My brother-in-law and 4 year old daughter as Tibbers and Annie
vicarious–vagabond: apparently michaela dietz recorded lines for like, random pedestrians in GTA V and someone pulled all of them out of the game and i’m losing my mind because her speaking voice is her ‘amethyst’ voice
wellgoshdarn: “PORK AND BEANS” *whispers* "pork and beans…"
The hardest part about living on a ship with 600 guys for two months is not finding the privacy to beat off. Cause I am so fucking horny right now and it’s driving me insane…and we haven’t even left the dock yet…
cubrone: cubrone: knightscrest: dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one
clittyslickers: a few of my friends and i have a group chat specifically for sending our nudes to each other and i’d have to say it’s been one of the best decisions of 2014 Add me to this group
arandomwhitedude: i feel like if a girl touches your dick you should be nice to her and make her laugh and do cool things for her besides rub her clit. like hey lets go to the aquarium cuz thanks for puttin my balls in your mouth
imaginarycomics: I mixed up “donkey kong” and “king kong” and accidentally said “kinky dong” to my parents today
aph-badtouchtrio:aph-badtouchtrio: aph-badtouchtrio: my brother and his ”“friend“” are having an argument over who would top between them if they were gay together I’m sitting against his door listening to them and my brother says “i think
greathaircut:i cant wait to get a boyfriend, im all prepared. i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and i put some grass and a twig in it
lolifef: i just got my new tentacle in and its so beautiful and i love it!!!!
buttgenie: a pumpkin walks into a restaurant, there is no punchline but i think you should drop what you’re doing and run because that’s fucking terrifying why is there a pumpkin walking around all willy nilly and why is nobody concerned i don’t
teacupinastorm: alwayseachother: apatows: i cant wait to meet all of you in hell #hades from the disney movie (bc thats who i picture as satan okay) is gonna be all announcing our names #followed by our urls #and we’ll be waving and hugging each
wk777-personal: axew: The world is a great place and nothing hurts. THIS IS THE CUTEST THING She’s so precious ;w; Aaaaaawwwwwwwwwww, such an adorable and polite little girl ;w; ;w; ;w; <3333
stellatoryguillotine: TIME TO HOP ON THE BANDWAGON FOLKS SEE THESE LITTLE STARS I LIKE TO MAKE THEM AND I NEED SOMETHING TO KEEP ME BUSY OVER BREAK UNTIL NEW YEARS EVE SO If you reblog this I will write your name on a strip of paper and fold it into
335681: Me as a good friend: *supports and encourages ur hoe activities*
theweaknessleaving: So who is coming over and getting snowed in with me? We can cuddle, drink tea, and watch every harry potter movie.
Guys it’s a terrible picture and it’s better in person but I have an ass
planks-and-plants:Happy one year anniversary to the best furry friend I could ever ask for 😍🐾 You’ve grown so much since I met you at the shelter, and you’ve become the best dog I’ve ever met. I love you, Jake! I adopted you when there was
legit-writing-tips: Guaranteed to make you smile :) Unless you hate babies and sunshine and laughter.
rae-rose: who-lligan: So I just had the shit creeped out of me. I’m not someone who believes in ghosts, but I was sitting in my room, alone and in the dark, and I heard the strings of my violin being softly plucked. My violin is hanging on the wall
sushinfood: rcmclachlan: radiationdude: NO. NO. I AM TWENTY-SEVEN YEARS OLD AND I AM CRYING BECAUSE I CAN STILL HEAR THE EXACT WAY SHADOW SAYS “PETER” AS HE COMES OUT OF THE FUCKING WOODS DON’T LOOK AT MEEEE I’m 28 and yup. Exact feelings.
highlandvalley: sizvideos: Siz iOS app has been featured best new App by Apple in 88 countries! Download it and get all our gifs and all the videos!
mechanicbird: eroticmirotic: timemachineyeah: I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again - Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out.
xahira: dandelionchild: crab-cakes: peonygoodchild: C I R C L E T S (x) I require all of the bridesmaids and groomsmen at my wedding to wear circlets. No you have no choice. You will be elves and you will like it. I want oneee I have a few
cuntsy: On July 16th, my six year old brother, Maxie, passed away. He was my favorite person in the world. He and I used to sit up in my room and go on tumblr. We would joke about one day becoming “tumblr famous.” Although, we were merely kidding
angrynerdyblogger: studying at hogwarts must have been a nightmare seriously can you imagine a recent graduate sitting in a job interview and the stern witch is like “you have no newt qualifications, why is that?” and the graduate slams their fists
faun-songs: paveffer: ichigoflavor: Shingeki no Kyojin cosplay CAN WE JUST SAY THAT THE SNK FANDOM IS THE MOST HARDCORE OF ALL THE FANDOMS ALREADY be careful about what you yell and pray to god the hannibal fandom isn’t going to be envious and
wassa-matta-you-altair: hetriedtokillme-w-a-forklift: jointhecarrotarmy: silence-insolace: solluxforpresident: karkatforpresident: Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry. someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face someone
akashikuroko:Can we talk about how understanding Akashi is? Can we talk about how Kuroko didn’t even have to say anything and how Akashi just knows Kuroko would want them to settle it in the match instead, and opted to tend to his injuries rather than
thepumpkinqueenn: Zombie Cocktail INGREDIENTS 1 oz. apricot brandy 1 oz. light rum 1 oz. dark or Jamaican rum 1 oz. lime juice 2 dashes grenadine Orange juice 1 oz. Bacardi 151 rum DIRECTIONS Mix light and dark rum and brandy
hhh8: TUMBLR GIVEAWAY I will be moving off to college soon and my mother won’t be much use to me anymore, so I decided to do the selfless thing and let somebody else have her. The picture above is of my mother. Her name is Nellie (which could be changed
history1970s: im watching my little pony tales and this oldass janitor pony just showed up and he makes me uneasy
65hoesonmydickbitchitschristmas: findmenaked: upperclass-kitkat: allhailqueenmari: brianal0l: savemefromufanfic: hijafea: minaj-navy: The. Proud. Family. WHAT! You and me will always be tight… Family every single day and night …
thekatitube: DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON
eatpizzas: why are 13 year olds these days constantly drinking, smoking weed and having sex?? when i was 13 i had a stable job, a loving wife, 3 good kids, and some savings put away for my retirement. i worry about the younger generation sometimes
dekutree: there’s this guy that looks just like will.i.am at my school and i whisper “let the beat rock” every time he passes me and he always just looks around trying to find who said it
sage-kazooie: oozma-kappas: clavid: this looks like something out of a horror movie like imagine that thing tunring around and having a people face and walking on two feet NO
nonomella: our dog ‘talks’ and whines when he needs to go out and my dad just stands there yelling things like “what? what? hm? dont give me that ‘timmy fell in the well’ nonsense WE DONT HAVE A WELL”
beyoncebeytwice: honestly the beyonce concert changed me the people in front of me were smoking so much weed and blowing so much smoke in my face i think im high and it started raining during ghost/haunted i felt like i was being baptized im soaking
chokesngags: kingjaffejoffer: Why are so many people who don’t eat pork so militant about it? You can casually mention having a BLT or something and their voice gets all angry like, “I DON’T EAT NO FUCKING SWINE. FILTHY PIG BEAST” and you’re
princetuggey: chuck e cheeses full real name is charles entertainment cheese and honestly i feel appalled and lied to
miniaturewhiski: y’all getting really specific like “where are all the indie boys with messy shoulder length brown hair and blue eyes who are between 6’ and 6’4 whose favourite vampire weekend album is contra but knows mvotc is their best album
#i feel like tilda is everyone’s earth mother #someone approaches her and she’s all did you try that stress relieving oatmeal and eucalyptus body scrub i was talking about #you had to mix it in a clay pot remember #good that’s good i thought
thottweiler: the shmurda dance is so played out now that the whites have gotten a hold of it and then they record it on vine and have their slave owning grandparents dance to it
thatdudeemu: sojetlife: roxannemonologues: I love to hear him whisper “Fuck” or “Shit” when I throw it back. i love to hear her moan yes and don’t stop, while I’m strokin I love to hear them say praise The Lord and thank you Jesus while
grimrapper: i love how there’s pictures and a sharpie next to it. like, is it gonna sign autographs?? science is amazing and the technological advances of this generation astound me every day.
rabioheab: earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from
grumpysalmon: reblog if you plan on sitting still and watching the same scene from dragon ball z over and over until your final breath
veggieblt: veggieblt: veggieblt: OH MY GOD I FUCKED UP SO BAD. I SAW THE CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY “BULLSHIT” SALE YESTERDAY AND BOUGHT IT THINKING IT WAS AN EXPANSION PACK. IT’S LITERALLY BULL SHIT. THEY ARE SENDING COW POOP TO MY HOUSE AND I HAVE
