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frenchinhalechanelxoxo: leanansidthe: hoemama: wailtothethief: Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different
deanmoxbrose: so i’m watching the first Silent Hill and noticed my cat was too here he is digging it and here he is not digging it anymore
grimelords: sex scenes in books are awful because I always flip between them and the author picture in the back and get to imagine this 60+yo guy telling me about whatever this girl’s nipples are doing it’s the absolute worst time
wingbeifong: solange: okay for this next photo can y’all two in the back lay down on your sides with your hand propping you up? and bey can you do the same? and you too ma- tina knowles: *keeps looking straight ahead* i know i raised you better than
teamalphari: tha-sass-queen: teamalphari: don’t believe any boy who says “i’m not like other guys” unless he has snow-white hair, glowin green eyes and can walk through walls, disappear and fly So, technically, Jack Frost with green eyes
kingjaffejoffer:Have you ever been ashy, put lotion on the area in question, and it still looks fucking ashy after you’re done. And you just look at the skin with a look of incredulousness What kind of lotion-resistant sub saharan strain of ash is
godotal:omgbuglen: How to use sand to freak people out Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.
masterblaster: theeasyvirtue: masterblaster: We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than ฤ they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So… to big to use….? You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print
talisman: when girls orgasm they be grabbin at shit that aint there kickin lamps over throwing pillows their eyes roll back and they recite ancient spells in the language of long lost civilizations thats why I never satisfy women sexually its scary and
the-teapot-constellation: it’s so cute when a really fat bumblebee comes and bops against the window and immediately bumbles away like oh deary me I am terribly sorry that wasn’t where I should have been going oh what a silly sausage I am
spoopyducky: spoopyducky: fuckin crying with laughter bc one of my friends got his school pictures back today and he was too fuckin tall for the camera or somethin and this is the most funniest thing in my entire life get away from me
hellhoneypumpkindoom:medusas-heir:kdramapanda:My cat loves watching the water fill up in the bathtub and now he’s refused to leave.Yo arguing with cats is literally like this all the time.It really is and I love every minute of it
moschi-no-yes: recaito: Why do white people on tinder always gotta be climbing mountains and rocks and shit? What you looking for up there? More land to steal? jacquemousse
westernsocietyfucked100years: malcontented: westernsocietyfucked100years: malcontented: westernsocietyfucked100years: dietcrackcocaine: me: where’s the toilet? New Yorker: take a left up over at 6th and catch the bus between 12th and 32nd. there
callerina: hisprincessinconverse: danfreakindavis: REMINDER: if you have a vagina and want to use Plan B as an emergency contraceptive, it loses effectiveness if you weigh more than 165 lbs (74.84 kg) and is completely ineffective for those that weight
affectionatesuggestion: concept: we’re at a concert together. the music is loud and I’m holding your hand. the room suddenly fills with fog from the fog machine and confetti scatters around the room. the fog is so thick it makes it so you’re the
thatxlavenderxblonde: ladyxgaga: Looks like Gaga will be attending the Grammys tonight and will be sitting next to country power couple, Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton. OMFG
psyducked: I want to name all my kids “What” so I just scream “What” and they all yell “What” and everyone’s yelling “What”
This is so rushed and amateur but I hope you get a laugh out of it. :)OMFG IM DYING THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY 22 YEARS OF LIFE. I LOVE YOU AND THIS.
theyellovvbrickroad: buttcamp: remember those 6th grade sleepovers where everyone would have to tell their crush and if you didnt they would beat you to death with uggs what the fuck kind of sleepovers did u have
omg so I had two awful dreams one was that my soccer coach benched me for the entire first half of our game tomorrow AND I wasn’t even dressed for the game. when I went to a port-a-potty to change into my soccer clothes, there was literally NO
gofuckyourselftomhiddleston: melwantsalokihug: I think Tom Hiddleston has recurring nightmares about the marvel snipers, you know, then he gets up in the middle of the night, all covered in sweat and agitated and he walks to his mirror to make sure
regardsbree: famatah: regardsbree: famatah: regardsbree: famatah: made a post to show my love for Bree, accidentally queued it :( here is a gif for you that applies in NO WAY, but I enjoy it and it ought to be used Fatimah, u kn0 u want di$. Quit
doeraymisha: remember when sam had a sex dream about bela and he was going down on her and he woke up with a fucking grin on his face like
I'd live for you and that's hard to do.
Soooooo apparently this guy I’m seeing is friends with all the druggies I went to hs with. This is a small fucking world. And he probably told them all about me omg this is too weird.
tupacabra: when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay
SYNNE SENT ME THIS PACKAGE AND SHE’S BEEN REALLY EXCITED FOR ME TO GET IT AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHATS INSIDE SO IM GONNA LIVEBLOG ME OPENING IT LMAO
lydiahosek: busket: “I WILL TURN THIS SHOW AROUND” In the meantime, things like the AMA and the Conspiracy Corner are like roadside attractions to visit on the way.And all the fan activity (fics, art, theories, headcanons, aus, etc.) is like car
grunkindonuts: Gravity Falls cast in the Steven Universe style??? Yep that’s what this isEveryone got even rounder and more friendly looking (might add McGucket and the Author to this at some point idk)
madmothmiko: Ed, Edd, and Eddy Illustration bloochikin
sassysquibbles: The third and final piece (because I seriously need to stop making these) of the beautiful non - canon adventures of Tad Strange and his handsome husband Waddles. Nobody knows how the children came to be but they’re there now.
globegander: 2Fast2Fabulous and Mr. Probably Going to Screw Everything up for Everybody and Have the Hots for an Android.by an anonymous DrawFriendAge of Ultron was awesome btw.
thejediavengeroftheinternet: Tony: What if we put Jarvis inside of this body?Bruce: No. Hawkeye: No.Wanda: NoHawkeye: Who the hell invited you?Steve: Language. and I did. *points to Tony* No.Pietro: No.*Falcon and War Machine fly through the window
bat-lass-2: bat-lass-2: bat-lass-2: bat-lass-2: bat-lass-2: so I’m watching YouTube and the skippable ad starts playing and the ad is the entire 3D animated adaption of Horton Hears a Who??????????????like I don’t wanna watch this…… but I
askperidotgem: She is a fantastic warrior, and a respectable leader. Her priorities…are disagreeable, and she can be quite rash. I really do hope she landed on this miserable planet safely.
freedemonhugs: relatablepicturesofbabyjesus: godsgifttotheyaois: headcanon that peridots mission isnt real and she was sent by yellow diamond to earth because she was so annoying you mean like exactly like that
llttledipper: tbh I think if anyone’s gonna decide if Dipper’s birthmark is significant or not its the AuthorThey flashed it so much when the Author was returning, and he’s also clearly knowledgeable about space and magic. What if the reason Dipper
porigoshi: doodle and doodle and doodle animation “Dancing Peridot”
back-that-sass-up: pretty-castiel: Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url THIS HAS OVER 40,000 NOTES AND WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES I FOUND THIS IN MY MESSAGES:“and then i saw him walk across the room. he
legitkev: I just want to cuddle and feel a boner on my butt and strong arms around my body
verysecretlykinky:verysecretlykinky:Oh! By the wayyyy! While I wasn’t feeling well I started a sewing project to keep me doing positive things and it turned out so well! Would you all like to see??I made a corset!!!!! Completely by hand and without
allmykinkythoughts:hmm. getting pretty turned on by the idea of being edged til I’m mindless and drooling, then made to squirt, and then being made fun of for what a mess ive made of the bed 🥵
cnc-pet:Who’s gonna fasten a dildo gag to me and then tie my hands behind my back when I try to take it out because I’m gagging and choking???
sometimesdesperate:POV: you’re my partner, you’re at work, I’ve stolen your hoodie and now I’m trying to convince you to come home on your lunch break and fuck me in it.
Errmahgerd i have a job interview tomorrow and it’s only ten minutes walk away 😭 i so hope they want me 👉👈 I don’t even know what to wear
yourlesbianmommy:I can’t stop thinking tying a cutie wearing a strap on to a chair and covering their eyes with a blindfold. They wouldn’t be able to see or touch me. I’d get to use them as my personal dildo for as long as I want and they’d have
submissivestoryteller:I love little face slaps like this. Nothing sends me straight to space like that does. And the intimacy of resting one’s head in a Domme’s lap while she touches and uses you?!? I can has? 🤤
piercednipples:Attending a wonderful workshop painting Chinese porcelain. It still has to be glazed and baked. And it will turn out kind of Delft blue. I’ll post that once it’s ready, of course.
warchief: UFO McDonald’s, Roswell, New Mexico - To celebrate the town’s association with UFOs and conspiracy theories, it opened a themed restaurant with a mysterious exterior and a peculiar interior CONFIRMED
yeuo: and to think i used to be ashamed of my features. I hope everyone is feeling beautiful today and if you’re not I want you to know that you should!
arthetic: voulx: all my mutuals are so pretty and cute and beautiful… the fuck??? thanks i’m gonna thirst follow some of them lov u
riggu: peffa Drew me, and since I’m very happy and very grateful to her, I feel like this belongs on my tagged/me. Check her out, shes really talented.
Ok so I'm going to shut the fuck and continue reblogging pretty black and white roses now.
adrimnzr: I HAD MY CAT ON MY HEAD AND I WAS GETTING PICTURES AND
metal-guru: fr3aksh0ww: mpregbert: magikarpschoiceass: mpregbert: im so tired i could eat a horse i identify as a horse and this offends me i identify as offends and this horses me I offend horses, identify me. i think the main question
roboyfriends: Autumn and I were talking about what would have happened if bro played his copy of sburb and i
krill-ex: 2pbouvet: butyoudidnthavvetocutmeoff: fagtree: madoka is only 14 and has saved the universe and became god what have you done with your life what did you say bitch? i became a god when i was thirteen when i was thirteen i had my
thatsqualitystuff: on halloween this guy dressed up as aladdin and glued a carpet to his skaboard and made his way through the halls like this
thegoatjustatethemoney: cuntclaws: Not being American and having to watch the Americans vote for Romney is like the moment in horror movies when the audience is screaming at the character to not go down to the basement but they still do anyway and then
