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alizabith: “This is the last twilight movie” robert pattinson whispers. he lifts his face towards the sky and raises his arms. He begins to float, over the buildings, through the clouds. He floats out of range of earth’s gravitational pull and
funimationentertainment: funimationentertainment: i just come in the classroom and my friend is doing this and she just says “im thinking” gotta go tell my friend she’s famous on a site she doesnt have an account on
cedricdigory: conorgaynard: theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com
alexrkralie: muffinthestud: yourwaywardson: SO I PASTED THIS FACE (⊙‿⊙✿) INTO MICROSOFT WORD AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE THIS’ i cANT STOP LAUGHING HELP Went to copy it on chrome and
ipoog: ipoog: ipoog: while we were on the bus today a friend came up with the plan to get a group of people and text this one kid who was in class because HE ALWAYS HAS THE SOUND ON and we all just started to send mad shit to him so i wonder how his
niallar: today there was a blackout in my school so the room goes completely dark and you can’t see anything at all and then from the corner of the back of the classroom you hear the kid that’s never talked once just go “this booty ass fuckin school
iammakingperfectsense: insidemymmind: Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking
pyrilia: my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out so i called him and IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG
did-venusblowyour-mind: I know the duck boy and he and his duck are inseparable. An indestructible bond to say the least.
briannathestrange: broadway-aradia: ive seen SO MANY girls at my school wearing these leggings since they started selling them at hot topic and i just have to ask is it SUPPOSED to look like ariel and flounder are staring at your junk…? look at
lizthefangirl: drunkpeeta: drunkpeeta: drunkpeeta: My brother just read the skippy peanut butter and it expried on March 1st he’s been like this for 15 mins and wont stop sobbing IT’S BEEN HALF AN HOUR HE WANTS TO KNOW WHAT HE EVER DID TO
gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
sherlocksmyth: sherlocksmyth: one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
koteddo: koteddo: koteddo: My sister invited a bunch of friends and there isn’t enough place in her room so they just gathered on my bed……………………………… updateI joined the party NEVER MIND THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT BOYS AND MAKE-UP
orima-kazooie: ygocanonshuffle: can you imagine being the mother of a yu-gi-oh character you spend the nine months of your pregnancy so excited for your child, and then he’s born with hair like this and you’re like, “shit, look at that hair.
kiwibutt: seer-of-rufiohs-booty: jakesisland: GUYS GUYS GUYS I REALIZED WHY RUFIOH IS THE ONE THAT PUPATED WINGS. BECAUSE HIS SIGN IS TAUROS AND HE DYED SOME OF HIS HAIR RED. AND REDBULL GIVES YOU WINGS motherfucker hehehe… tauros…
odolnost: if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends
doctorhotpants: ravenclawsbleedtardisblue: oh-stewart: i have the sex appeal of a math book idk man, i’ve never met anyone that opened a math book and didn’t say “fuck me” And what person hasn’t banged a math book on a desk? Multiple times?
danadelions: i wANTED TO SNEEZE BUT THEN I SAW THIS GIF AND LAUGHED AND MISSED IT NOW I’M UPSET OFMG
ghostkid: welcome to the junglewe got trees and rainwe got everything you wantmostly trees and rain
officialradioshack: you kids with your “housetrapped" and your “doctor what" and your “extranatural"
mylesperhour: thekingdomofben: My first thought when I saw this was ‘C’MON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO JAPAN’ i may have a very real space jam problem Ben
marcobutt: 3go: oh my fucking god, the fake previews for volume 11 I KEEP LAUGHING JEAN AND ARMIN ARE SUCH UGLY TITANS AND LOOK AT HOW LITTLE CONNIE IS OH MY GOD
supermassiveasshole: so i remember about two weeks ago this guy from my class was like me and my cat are soulmates we’re always together and i thought he’s just weird but then this happened i am 750% done with this place
gay-undertones: gay-undertones: So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK” I PRESENT TO YOU ONE DIR”SHREK”TION
slendermoon: Sometimes I’m confused by Canadian stereotypes but then I realize that we literally dump maple syrup onto the snow, wait for it to get gooey and then scoop it up with a stick and eat it
simonwang: bagged milk is unnatural. the bible says adam and eve not adam and bagged milk
frickstiel: theannieplanet: brolinstolemyheart: misha-in-the-tardis-at221b: i’m waking up to ash and dust I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust im breathing in the chemicals
doglets: If you are the older twin, call your little sibling a few times a day and be like “when I was your age” and then describe what you did 7 minutes ago
magicalmysterytardis: so my mom bought me new shower gel and i use caress so they have weird names and this one is called ‘tempting whisper’ so i was like what?
theatreboybrad: supernaturalshakes: basils-kite: I went to the MCA in Chicago yesterday with my family and my brothers matched these paintings and then this happened. Accidental performance art: priceless i love this
thisisradioactive: I’ll have a grieveburger and cries and also two unhappy meals for the kids
davecrow: kaanaya: okaysizedbangtheory: i hate when people take other people’s glasses and are like ‘you have horrible vision’ like do you take wheelchairs from people and go ‘wow you have shitty legs’ YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW HARD I
mariealbertine: The time our entire design class dressed up for Halloween as the design teacher (who notoriously almost only wore grey sweaters and always had a cafeteria coffee in hand). I remember him walking down a super long empty hall and we all
tastysoup: thegamingmuse: i could be a mature adult i could keep these dolls in their boxes and keep them on a shelf. … or… OH GOD URSULA’S TAKEN OVER GONDOR WITH THE POWER OF THE DEATHLY HALLOWS ONLY THE JEDI WARRIORS TIANA AND RAPUNZEL CAN
lepetitebourgeoisie: paper-thin-rainbow: slacktory: ryanhatesthis: Well, that’s enough internet for me today. I will never not love how beautifully this spirals into madness. *Gets up from seat and leaves* its been a million years and this is
partybarackisinthehousetonight: fun prank idea: go to starbucks and tell the cashier your name is “Dad.” then when the barista starts calling “Dad??” “DAD?” “DAD” you can hide behind the crowd of people and watch as he begins to cry.
chadleymacguff: fygirlcrush: anartinsorcery: easter is on 4/20 next year awk blaze it and praise it and on the third day Jesus rose high as a muthafucka
starllex: *plays with tie nervously at job interview* “Sorry, I’ve never had a job interview and I’m nervous haha.” “That’s okay just please stop playing with my tie and sit on your side of the desk”
ask-fennekin: I am a senpai. And I will never notice you. Not because you’re not good enough. But because there are always these damn sparkles surrounding my head and I can’t fucking see anything.
carnahan: And yet there are those who doubt him and question how he gets around the entire world in one night…
antiteen: The teacher said ‘hit the lights’ and this kid punched the light switch and broke it
grimshws: omfg so i just messaged this guy saying ‘do u wanna see a picture of mah boob ;)’ and hes like ‘oh yeah ;)’ and i just sent him this im laughing so ahrd
johnn-watsonn: snoggedinabox: johnn-watsonn: johnn-watsonn: i pUT FAIRY LIGHTS UP IN MY ROOM ANd tHEYRE STUCK ON EXTREME STROBE AND I CANT STOP THEM iTS LIKE IM AT A DISCO THIS IS NOT FUN seems like theres a panic at the disco gODDAMN IT THIS
damn-it-hirschberg: hiddleswife: oshcoruful: thewindsatyourback: themotherfuckingmarchesa: overshareanonymous: charman-ders: 13 years of school and im still not sure if its “grey” or “gray” It’s grEy in England and grAy in America.
darecrowavis: simsgonewrong: So one of my sims died, and the grim reaper turned up to do his business, but then another of my sims went into labour and the grim reaper started freaking the hell out “THIS IS NOT MY JOB. THIS IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE
greathaircut: i cant wait to get a boyfriend, im all prepared. i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and i put some grass and a twig in it
sherlocksexperiments: my friend just sent me this and im in the middle of a class and I cant stop laughing
lightning-and-roses: toonskribblez: The fact that this year Easter is on 4/20 just makes this pic even better blaze it and praise it
staticpoison: thanl: off-the-wall-geek: So I went on Omegle today out of boredom and I meet up with three police officers from Iraq. We all became best friends and had a competition of “who can balance an object on their head the longest.” I chose
calieste: so i tried re-drawing ikimaru’s mer!kanaya ;_; i think i messed up ._. but eh after all im only 11 also in the beginning i did abyss mode feferi but it was so hard and then i drew kanaya omg no she’s so cute! ;v; thanks a lot!
wewerenotthefirst: dude, what if a prince is cursed to be a dragon but instead of being upset by it, they’re like ‘hell yeah i’m a dragon’ and they spend weeks finding the perfect decrepit castle to haunt and try to convince their fiancé to
rabioheab: earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from
teamalphari: don’t believe any boy who says “i’m not like other guys” unless he has snow-white hair, glowin green eyes and can walk through walls, disappear and fly
edens-blog: heartbeatofatimelord: physcoaustin: tardisol: IF YOU HAD ROOM WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN IT AND THE WALLS CEILING AND FLOOR WERE MADE OF MIRROR WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE IN THE MIRRORS No. Holy shit I asked my dad who’s a physics teacher
tramampoline: queergh0st: how come you can name your kid Lily or Rose and that’s totally acceptable but you trying calling em Baby’s Breath and everyone flips
mrmuffinfluff: deductivereasonable: h34rken: put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit take a nap on a fucking ski lift FUCK PARKS FUCK MEETINGS FUCK CHURCH FUCK SLOPES FUCK HER FUCK HIM AND FUCK YOU GIMME MY SACK IM SLEEP
supernatural-tardis: i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see
koblala: jayrockin: Snowflakes are actually the perfect metaphor for people. Each one IS unique, but we all have the same structure and are pretty similar in spite of our differences. And really, with as many around as there is, aint no one gonna notice
moonager: One time I was on a rollercoaster and a guy’s hat fell off during one of the loops but he caught it when we were right side up again, and i have to go my whole life knowing I’ll never be as cool as that guy.
