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After I’ve had a few drinks I give zero fucks about letting dudes see me check them out. Yes I’m checking you out. Yes I’m checking out your dick. I’m not concerned as to if I’m your type or not. I’m looking. —
juaniteer: Hi, Mommy. I’m your baby. You don’t know me yet, I’m only a few weeks old. You’re going to find out about me soon, though, I promise. Let me tell you some things about me. My name is John, and I’ve got beautiful brown eyes and
angelicky: thegestianpoet: do you ever wonder what people say about you behind your back but like in a good way? like what are the #reviews new ask meme: send me these #reviews
traveling-spartan: If you ever tagged me to do one of those tag game thingies and I never did it: 1) Thank you, seriously. Those are fun and being included shows that my followers care enough to want to learn more about me. 2) Very sorry about that,
gnarly: theres nothing that gives me more anxiety than when someone says ‘we need to talk’ or ‘can i ask you a question’ like go ahead and do it dont leave me wondering thinking about it all day
emmanuelleriva:So many people know me. I wish I did. I wish someone would tell me about me.Bette Davis in All About Eve (1950) dir. Joseph L. Mankiewicz
Can we talk about how I finally found Iron man ice pops and my friend loves me so much, she bought it for me? Also, note how my significant other is not even remotely amused.
80sdanceclub: like when you think about it, pronouns are mostly used in conversation when the person isn’t there and you’re having a conversation about the person with another person. so correct pronouns matter the MOST when the person isn’t around.
✂: post photo of yourselfæ: share 5 things about your best friend✌: share 5 things that you really want♡: share 5 favourite songs❁: share 5 favourite blogs☆: share your current mood✖: something you hate☼: something you loveϟ: ask anything
jetrocketskates: deans-left-buttcheek: Me at 5: hell yeah robotsMe at 15: hell yeah robotsMe at 20: hell yeah robotsMe at 50: hell yeah robotsMe at 90: hell yeah robotsMy epitaph: hell yeah robots #my skeleton: hell yeah robots
harry2016: me first day of the semester: I’M GONNA GET AN A!!!!! I BETTER ORGANIZE MY NOTES!!!! I’M WRITING THIS IN MY PLANNER!!!! THIS IS SO COOL!!!!! I’M SETTING MY ALARM 30 MINUTES EARLY me the night before finals week: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
gaylor-moon:you can’t masturbate away the depression but that won’t stop me from trying It come close tho. Plus I sleep hard af after that strong nut #tmi
scratch-meowt: dabilbobagins: scratch-meowt: Tell me a weird thing about you. anon or not.here’s mine. I’m terrified to shower when it’s dark outside. I’m about to shower right now and I’m stalling. 🙄🙄🙄 I only eat apple peels. The
I thought you forgot about me lol
australiansanta: a fun and interesting fact about me is that im a fucking idiot
racingbarakarts: me: i literally couldnt care less about what people think about me also me:
itsalwaysunnyontv: me at a fast food place: oh the prices have gone up server: oh yeah sorry about that like it’s management i can’t do anything about- me:
guy: i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right
hellapunx: *cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING
ghdos: I’m moody as fuck so if you want a relationship/friendship with me understand that there will be days that I will not care for your presence even though you did nothing wrong followed by days where you’ll be the only person that I want to
drmantistoboggans: Me around dogs
reaq: Me
literally everyone i talk to eventually stops talking to me
oneohtrixpointnever:i’ve never cracked my phone’s screen in my life can someone tell me what that level of personal failure feels like
And Then They Mocked Me
hantisedeloubli: fatangrybitch: About me I WISH!!!!!!!!!!
cptsdofficial: cptsdofficial: me resisting the urge to ask people if they still like me me isolating myself instead of talking to the people i care about because i’m afraid they hate me
that-stupid-tardis-sound: i hate saying stuff about myself in conversations or even saying “me too” because it feels like i’m always trying to turn the conversation around to make it about me because i’m a self-centered shitstick
thewaifuthief: I don’t think she ever said one nice thing about me. 💜
omg so I had two awful dreams one was that my soccer coach benched me for the entire first half of our game tomorrow AND I wasn’t even dressed for the game. when I went to a port-a-potty to change into my soccer clothes, there was literally NO
depressingxthings: do you even care about me? about how i feel? or am i just another someone to you? i love you but i’m so lost. I feel like i love you more than you’ll ever love me..I hate feeling this way.
The only thing you got right about me is where my heart is
posting an extended about me sometime tomorrow you’ve been warned
I asked him if his mother had said anything about me and “She said you’re pretty And that you’re a good singer” and I’m thawing into Why and How could it be when I did not plan this I planned not this? But thankful am I for
kingxpark-deactivated20221115:💫 i hope you dream you’re fucking me and wake up in the middle of the night so horny you’ll have to touch yourself because you won’t be able to go back to sleep without coming thinking about me 💫
I know I care about him, but sometimes I wonder if he cares about me equal to or greater than how I feel about him. There are times where I feel like the answer is no, and others where I feel like the answer is yes.But, then there are people that I am
i hate people, but i hate saying i hate people because that makes me sound mean i’m nice i like people it’s just that i hate people
theyellowbrickroad: i love gaining the approval of cats it makes me feel validated
australiansanta:a fun and interesting fact about me is that im a fucking idiot
I don’t know what I would do without my bestfriend.. he knows everything about me, and he still chooses to stay by my side, he means the world to, so happy to call him my bestfriend and boyfriend.
ego-x: absoluteshiiit: I’m really boring if I’m not comfortable with you The realest thing you will ever need to know about me.
clotair: i wish no one knew anything about me
zainschevron: me on my death bed: ……dame más gasolina
gayfandomblog: -And now you’re here forever! -What about you? -What about me? -You’re here too. We’re here together.
brittylovesanime: them: what you thinking about? me:
ok so due to some posts I’ve seen about me lately and since there are people who think they can just make assumptions about me and tell others to hate me based on said assumptions, and also due to the fact I don’t want people just to believe the first
whenever I see someone talking shit about me I’m like here we go someone’s SO angry again about my stuff being of WLF so they’re looking for something else to complain about to justify their unjustified hate, then I scroll a post down and I see
Well guess i’m 27 nowGratz to me making it this far 🎉😂😂
that post isnt about ship hate lmao…… god.this about people making posts tagging 23453 ships and boasting about their straight ships, as if they’re better than people who ship gay ships aka mostly queer people?? like wow finally queer
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