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egberts: ill kiss u so hard man dont fuck w me
retiredjesus: *fucks something serious up* me: shit my bad
palefavvn: when someone tries to sext me
rbertdowneyjr:‘’yall need to chill’’ says me, who isn’t chill, not even a little bit.
things me and bats have in common
aapricots: I’m gonna be tht friend .. like the one when ur in ur 20s and everyone’s in relationships or getting married and there’s the one friend who isn’t. it’ll b me
If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me
snoogsogg: bad social habits i have mumbling not smiling trailing off crossing my arms looking angry even though im not angry the fact i cant even socialize the fact im me
When someone offers me food after I’ve brushed my teeth, it’s like I’ve been shot. (x)
jenniferjamboree: my history professor told me today that he “likes the way I look vaguely pissed off” during class
teengle: mothurs: me, after socializing: i think that went well brain: really hoe…lmao okay where do we start
hi it me
venomot: just trying to get dogs to like me
penishole: I didn’t want my family to judge me so I walked past them with 2 cookies on my plate and 4 in my pockets
seereezy: manager: sir your resume just says “good looking and talented” me: am I lying though? manager: …youre right, Im sorry youre hired
abilliondollarsonaelevator: I’m screaming ME
xerneas: Me at school
heatoise: *sees a dog* me: holy shit
unclefather: *quits my job* boss: why are you quitting? me: this is just not my aesthetic
elledanes: i dont need a boyfriend to keep me warm this winter i need a givenchy aw13 black velvet jacket with leather shoulder detailing
m-azing: your fave is problematic: me takes 3.5 hour nap in the middle of the afternoon makes dinner at midnight
labias: I’m so pretty…..what’s wrong with me
fileformat: I’m getting prettier ever minute. every second and nobody can stop me
unclefather: honestly, i hate math and i will not do it. if someone asks me to do math i will pretend like i did not hear them and i will leave.
mydogsnokes: me: *doesn’t hear what you’re saying* yeah
dragracists: This deadass me
sixsteen: Boy: you look so pretty you are so hot Me: ??? Where’s the news
berlin1991: honestly if i send a boy a nude i expect like a 3 page paper analyzing my beauty and comparing me to great works of art
$$$ makes me CUM!
larastonestits:venchy: larastonestits ME
homoseksual: can someone loan me Ū,295 I need a Burberry trench coat
slutties:Subtly Tries To Regulate Breathing Rate So No One Knows I Got Winded Walking Up The Stairs: a novel by me
coltre:me: *is a living train wreck* yaaas!!! stay hydrated guys! life is so beautiful we are all beautiful always smile at strangers and eat healthy :)
blackgirlsvevo:boy: hi me: NoScrubs.mp3
bepeu: me not having a boyfriend has nothing to do with how cute i am and everything to do with how i forgot to carry madam zeroni up the mountain
forlornly: parents: why don’t you do anything me: minimalism
pomgorl: me
180mph: Friend: Wanna go to a baseball game? Me, an intellectual: No
whoagurt:*sees yahoo answers in google search results*me: finally a reliable source
diancie: Me during a group presentation while the other members of my group are speaking:
arabellesicardi: This is a portrait of me.
pussysista: Date: You wanna go for a walk? Me: Sure
baptistes: yung-smoov: LMAOOOOO 😂😂😂 Me moschi-no-yes
theliftinglife00: Me: I am going to set a reminder for 7am to get up and go to the gymPhone: 7am-Get up and go to the gymMe:
princesscrownemoji: Me: *Comes home from the club drunk af but still removes all my makeup and moisturises my skin because I love myself*
asteriskos: why use a ouija board when you could get the very same experience by having a conversation with mefear… cryptic one-word answers… me knocking things off of your desk
averagefairy:dont ask me to hang out at 11pm what do you think this is…..i’m in bed i got no bra on i already exfoliated. its too late
okaytrue: *comes across a slight inconvenience* me: you know what would solve this ????? death
17rt: man: i hope u know how beautiful u really are me, unaffected: i do
childservices: bae: I love you me: I love…….that concept
k1mkardashian: me: *wakes up in the middle of the night and throws on a silk robe with nothing underneath and stands on the balcony of my mansion in malibu and stares at the moon lit ocean while listening to ultraviolence*
nickfuckface: parents: “u should be more active”me:
boobvoid: therapist: how are you? me: fine how are you
satansborderline: Is this me? Is this my illness? Am I actually ill? Am I just a bad person? Is this just who I am? Am I just an attention seeker? Is this real? What’s going on? I’m so confused.
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ailaalue: man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity
oamisoa: growing up ugly didn’t even help me build character I just have intense self image issues and crippling anxiety over the way I look 24/7
expose and drag me
the-aspect-of-oblivion: saturgay: masturbate more like masturgreat ha u feel me no, no one feels you, that’s why you’re masturbating.
