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So..Im starting to get sick of my face and everything else about me. So I think its about time I try and do you know..healthy stuff. Whatever that is . That way I dont have the same old excuse of why I will never have a bf and such. Just like some of
unclefather:*giggles at the internet*my mom: what are you laughing about?me: worry about yourself
narcotic: I love when people apologize to me about their rooms being dirty I’m just like lmao u should see my life
gayblowjob:Take showers with me.Sleep with me.Cuddle with me.Kiss me softly.Hold my hand.I’m clingy.Please don’t go away.
If you know me based on who I was a year ago, you don’t know me at all. My growth game is strong. Allow me to reintroduce myself.
sonypraystation: i really am a “text me if you need something” person. like unless i have something specific to talk about, i don’t usually initiate a conversation. if you wanna talk just to talk then im all here but dont take me not hittin you
dunfetti: me: *has an extremely diverse music taste* also me: *only listens to the same ten artists*
thejadew0lf: itstiredandimlate: @thejadew0lf me af
brennbug: Me: I hate myself Someone else: don’t say things like that!! Me: k Me: *still hates myself but keeps quiet about it*
evolvedleo: me, procrastinating: haha it’s okay I work best under pressure! :) me, working under pressure:
steppingoncellphones: Finals: a form of cruel and unusual punishment. In case anyone here’s curious about my face. Picture is a few months old but obviously it had to be this one since my hair looks so much like sex hair.
babybuttercups: PSA: MY SEXUALITY IS NOT SET IN STONE. I WILL CHANGE IT WHENEVER IT MAKES ME MORE COMFORTABLE TO DO SO. I DONT CARE IF ITS CONFUSING FOR YOU. YOUR CONFUSION MEANS DICK COMPARED TO MY PERSONAL WELL BEING AND IDENTITY.
Best Pictures of 2013 instead of selfies (because bleugh me, that one picture there is the one good picture of me ever) i decided to pick my fave pics of the year, most of them are of the cats and i am unapologetic about that.
mervley: “u only care about yourself”wrongi also care about videogames
A photoset of me worrying about my students.
savarend: hahaha 3,242 words worth of incestuous dwarves #dont even look at me oh my god #gandalfexmachina#JUST SO YOU KNOW WHO IS AT FAULT I WAS ABOUT TO QUOTE YOU FROM THE ASK YOU JUST SENT ME AND PUT IT UP. This is much easier.
shesdonejim: *kicks down your door at 3 am and backs you into a wall* I heard you were talkin shit about jj abrams *walks to your kitchen and pours myself a drink* allow me to join you
beyonces-butt: I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair
ridge: why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it
geoffsramsey: friendship with me???? sad headcanons trying to make u ship threesomes with me whining puns telling you to get the fuck out i’ll probably write you fic but never finish it
marcovicci: haha, yeah, tell me about it
p-3a: I made some graphics that sum up how I feel about queer headcanons! If you don’t see your flag here & would like one with it on then please message me and I’ll make you one!! I hope the text is legible…
paperartichokes: this is both about the experience of riding the subway in full cosplay, or about how a mahou shoujo gets around the city. You decide!
callmekitto: I really like it when people get excited about their headcanons and are all stumbly and happy writing about them Like “guys guys gUYS YOU GOTTA HEAR A THING” or “ok no but imagine if-“ and it’s like yes ok friend I am happy to
barnaby-boobs-jr: books about history!! learning about recent history!! learning about ancient history!! learning about history history
stumpatd: stumpatd: i wish i knew what you were thinking i just realized this probably sounds really deep about some boy or something but its about my dog
lelied: “no,” you say about your favorite character, “the hetersexuals don’t get to have this one.”
skegleton: wow what a intense and dramatic story full of heroism and action and tragedy let me just… drop all of these characters… into a domestic… au…
rick-sanchez: genicetea: BEING SMALL IS OK THIS MAKES ME FEEL SO MUCH BETTER ABOUT MY HEIGHT THANK YOU
theladymonsters: no you don’t understand how happy it makes me being asked about my favorite characters and my favorite ships and my feelings on things
arminarlert: me: hahaha god… jean… what a loser… what a fucking loser…. hahah oh god… look at this loser… trying to be cool… what an asshole… what a piece of trash someone else: haha jean sucks me: EXCUSE ME
dicklover3000: *on a date* so haha tell me more about your dog
tummybub: list of cool things to call me (not cute) celestial exquisite ethereal sublime otherworldly alluring magnificent charming fascinating splendid dazzling entrancing radiant
speedlimit15: me going to buy lipstick: “wow this dark red color looks really nice on me” *buys it* *goes home and opens my closet and 4000 dark red lipsticks fall out, burying me, suffocating me, and i am at peace*
sharkvoid:when you’re having a bad time but you’re trying to be positive about it
brattygf: me: *wants to be secretive, mysterious, and cool* me: *tells my whole life story and more to whoever gives me enough attention*
gaytobymeres:gaytobymeres:Really normal about this fictional characterNo longer normal about him I need to become him
cononeills:tshirt that says “i am normal about the media i enjoy” on the front and “(lying)” on the back
Today, my friends taught me something about myself that I was unaware of - Apparently they can judge my mood based on how perverted I am. The happier I am, the dirtier I talk.
princessfailureee: cashhhmani: The worst thing about talking to a guy who’s on top of his shit is that he’s not available 24/7. yo I feel this 😭
virid-escent: kingjaffejoffer: When the meme is too relatable Lmfaoooooo I get to work early and sit in my car just tryna get my mind right for the day, and here these niggas come up to my window talking bout shit I could care less about. This is
sickfake:man i’m so clingy but i’m rly lowkey about it like i won’t text u more than three times if u stop responding but i’ll probably cry myself to sleep for two weeks straight and wonder what i did to make u hate me even if u have a reasonable
uhmeliamay: i need to stop caring about the people that couldn’t care less about me.
lola-marie: teacakes: walterwhitemediocrity: Introducing your friends to Björk There has… never… been a post that’s more me… in the history of this website? Oh my fucking God this is me Why does this describe me so fucking much oh my god
pineapplesoftserve: please someone tell me i’m pretty and cuddle with me and kiss me and let me grab your butt i am a needy princess and i need to be taken care of ok
coltre: I hate being so sensitive. I hate being able to detect the slightest change in the way people message me, or talk to me, or look at me. I hate overthinking about it for the whole night. I hate when I can feel someone is slowly losing interest
black-jaida: blxck-gold: sehuns-left-testicle: fanfiction: “he ran his fingers through your hair as you fell asleep”me: lmfao im weak Fuck around and lose ya hands
sansastark:a weird thing about having developed mental illness at such a young age is i honestly don’t know sometimes how much of me is a symptom and how much is down to personality, like i honestly do not know my core self and it troubles me A Lot
Alright, I was tagged by sunshinespunchlines, so here goes. 1. Why did you choose your URL? I am a total clusterfuck of human, and also a chronic insomniac. Felt right. 2. What is your middle name? Uhhhhhh. How about an initial? J. 3. If
wiltingboy: the good thing about me is that you can not talk to me for 3 weeks and then talk to me and I’ll be fine and still care about you the same way I did before the bad thing is that I do that to people and they don’t understand that sometimes
ocelotlaisdead: Like me! xD
clapbacks: i need to be so hot that other people do my homework for me
haemus: Me before anal: welcome to my deep twisted tight asshole
az-uki: Me 24/7
420official: me: (taking a shower) (starts crying) this is so cool aesthetically though
holysimba: Hairdresser: do you like it? Me: yes thank you *goes home and cries*
unclefather: honestly, i hate math and i will not do it. if someone asks me to do math i will pretend like i did not hear them and i will leave.
if someone ever falls in love with me i will literally die of shock
etphonesasexline: Tagged/me
radiohemmings: im gay for pay actually im gay for free but if you want to pay me like im not gonna say no
