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plisetskis:me: *opens messages* guess i’ll reply later narrator: she didnt
b-morevony: Me
thomasthetalkingengine: anus: people who sleep with one pillow make me sick people who sleep with more than one pillow are shown to be more lonely and depressed
hoegay:have you ever just…. TRIED to give off gay vibes? like, put actual effort into creating ‘gay’ energy so people will just sense your gay ass in the room??? is this just me??
straightboyfriend:me flirting: which layer of hell do you think you’re going to?
apricotvevo: Me after using duolingo for a month
katzenmusik:i don’t know whats wrong with me but it’s alot
play: My phone: *incoming call* Me: 🔫👀
iamthejohnwatson-a: Person: So what do you do for a living Me: Dissociate
deathmoth:Not to be nsfw but somebody love me
shes-a-maslaniac: idk why anyone would be interested in me romantically i literally watch netflix, complain, and wear the same four to five outfits with different mixes and matches all the time
loviely:my problem is i always love people more than they love me
dreamsmlm:not to be gay or anything but i want to be in love with a boy who loves me back
mrloveballad:get you a me. ima love the shit out of you
sin-of-omission:Me
markholas: queengraciella: When you put two and two together, but it’s none of your business. Literally me lol
samstevesharon:Someone: Wow you’re so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!Me: thanks i made this one special just for you
bumbleshark: bumbleshark: crying is so therapeutic and i truly love it. unfortunately i’ve gotten so good at bottling my grievances up, its a physical strain to let myself cry at this point. me and my heart: ok im alone and i feel fucking horrible.
ammit420: i say idk alot but trust me i be knowin
No one be listening to me that's why I got a blog in the first place
jigglypuffsvevo: person: what’s up me: not much but please don’t ask that every day because then i’ll have to start making things up because i rarely do anything
notlei:me @ myself: you dumb bitch you really thought you were over it
arandomthot: Every night I think I have an idea, yet it takes me 25 minutes to decide
brandyharrington: i hate myself but i’m the only person allowed to hate me because i’m fucking spectacular
sammiey: sammiey: my doctor told me to eat more taco bell well actually he said “less mcdonalds” but i’m pretty sure i know what he meant
thatfunnyblog: me at a job interview
wankbankofamerica: i will literally try to pet any cat i can don’t doubt me
drawwithlaura: ME EVERY FRICKEN DAY *stomach growling right now*
sakuraoogami: tumblr confession im certain that half the people im in a mutual follow with dont actually like me
tonsoffuckinsequins: relevant Me after purchasing Tiger & Bunny figurines today.
allmywhining: this is me omg How I’ve felt this past week.
leopoldjamesfitzs: i only ship things that are guaranteed to cause me immense pain
I got tagged by @vertigoatsRules: Tag 20 Followers you want to get to know (I’m not gonna…)Name: DonnieNickname: Munch, Bean, Boo, Don… these are family names or names Gwyn calls me…Gender: None, please.Star Sign: SagittariusHeight:
iraqobama: if you try to wake me up by pulling my blankets off ill probably kill you
cyberpark: “can you wrap this present for me” “yeah sure”
ruinedchildhood: rakatakat:“what are you doing today” nothing really “ok great so you can help me with this-” no no no you misunderstand i don’t mean i have nothing planned, i mean i plan to do nothing
corieeamelia: thisworldofsin: lungsfullofkk: nelovescunt: It’s a gift. I feel so bad When customers try to have conversations with me. sounds familiar 😹
guncharge: me driving through my caucasian neighborhood
ogsplendapapi: kandice-wit-a-k: just-call-me-vendetta: imsoshive: jeniphyer: asavageking: bryantsupreme: nowheremam: querida-mia: haute-chocolatte: thetallblacknerd: gochellzgo: buttcheekpalmkang: 27 and 6'4". 25 & 5'2 26 and 6'8
dickprintbandit: cfchariot: dickprintbandit: whats yall favorite song at the moment? “We’re in this together now” by Nine Inch Nails off “The Fragile” record. mine is Amine - Caroline & a playlist my lil baby made for me. ^^i fuck
traces0fmylipstick: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: triwizarded: who here was on tumblr 4+ years ago *rises from the dark corner of my tent, grizzled, worn and with a cane* i was here. i weathered the storms. i remember. me Since 2011
just-shower-thoughts: I always recognize people I’ve met even just once, but whenever I see someone I don’t regularly talk to, I don’t say hello because I think they wouldn’t recognize me.
Boy if this ain’t me….
earthdad: you: come suck on my titty me, an intellectual: ight
hustleinatrap: trynpronounceit: continue-5-4-3-2-1: parks-and-rex: 14 4 I had a phone before I had 12 (which my cousin stole for me) but it’s not there, so…12. 14 I had a 4, a 9, the Nextel i95 (the first color screen chirp) which should
mrtriplejump: mabinatittyyy: They really be wylin out for no reason at 5 AM too Let this happen to me and im legit fighting everybody
garnetprincesss: gregwuzhere: chillxmami: I like my alone time… it’s actually a necessity. Because of my schedule I don’t get any anymore unless I stay up late and it’s killing me. I absolutely need my alone time. Thankfully my husband and
jehovahhthickness: If I could honestly sum up my life with one meme, this would be it. Me in college. I hated college.
noblehouseofwolfstar: lieutenantriza: My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it This is so weird because this is my signature move at work
goodvibrationsmp3:me, a lesbian:
literally everyone i talk to eventually stops talking to me
barduils:if you see me wandering the windswept moors and highlands in nothing but a nightgown plastered to my skin with rain, wailing and wringing my hands as i stumble over the already mud-trodden hem, i ask that you do NOT approach. i will be FINE.
aconitum-napellus: aspiegurl: omg its me This is my life, encapsulated by a talking parrot.
aschoolgirlcrush: “will u marry me?” “okie dokie”
You Are Missing From Me.
Lord, Beer Me Strength
sighconic: this conversation changed me
alecwiens: I have a bad habit of assuming I’ve annoyed people, and it usually ends up with me dropping communication and hoping they’ll be the ones to continue it.
tennants-hair:IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVERare u sure? like are u really sure? have u seen me? u did not think this through
