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kurgy:me: *has an emotion*me:
arabellashigh: drunkenlyhere: I’m cute as shit AND I’m a good kisser why would anyone not want to make our with me ME RN
slayboybunny:*on a date* *leaning on elbow, chin resting on palm, looking deep into their eyes* so tell me all the reasons why you like me and think im cute
anders-apostate:Me: *Flirts with someone*Them: *Flirts back*Me: Oh shit, I never thought I would get this far. What am I supposed to do now?
frankyourdeath:me*suddenly is very very sad* me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
wheresagnes: me: *doesn’t drink soda because it’s unhealthy*me: *drinks alcohol*
h0odrich: me: *treats people with same amount of respect and consideration as they treat me with* people: *get mad*
queerness-implied: i want someone to kiss me a lot and cuddle me and then we can play video games and fool around idk
This is literally me when I invite a new guy to join our Xbox group that I flirt with (knowing nothing can happen between us) and everyone either starts confessing their love for him, me, or both of us out of fucking nowhere. Wtf
totheinternetandbeyond: some of my music makes me want to cuddle for 7 hours and some of my music makes me want to do hard drugs in a motel room while wearing lingerie
mellisadenasia: alexusl0l: slaglady:when i was acting crazy but he finally texts me back THIS IS ME the accuracy is scary
hotaliens:*tips mic* thank you for joining me this evening. this song is called, I never express my feelings so this is what it’s like inside of me. *screams for 12 hours*
kaalashnikov: how to seduce me: deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account dont talk to me
pansoph: tbh sometimes u just gotta let me be dramatic. bcos i Will get over it! but let me be dramatic first.
narcotic: cuddle me and tell me I’m cuter than your exes and I’m all yours
lordkunis: Like you can boss me around in sexual situations but you better not try to tell me what to do in regular life
rissagoosman: Honestly I’m so sick of seeing rich-girl fitness. Don’t show me pretty vegan smoothies in mason jars held by a girl with perfect makeup, a manicure, and a color-coordinated running outfit. Show me diets and workouts that I can manage
haveitjoeway: me: im a stone cold bitch with no heart feelings: you a damn lie me: fCUK
x-acastronomy: Me as a kid: ‘’ Hell yeah this is the first time I made it through an all-nighter!’’ Me today:
leipke: me: *has feelings* me: Pathetic. Disgusting. Won’t Let It Happen Again.
weaksorry: me: *still has feelings after waking up* me: what the fuck
soufflesandbowties: 50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”
fazbearxentertainment: askmadisonvanornthenightguard:pepci-suis:Dormant conversations with friends scare me. A lot.Same here, sometimes i feel like i annoy people, and they just dont want to talk to me…Yeah… I feel exactly the same.
memoirsofaninja: Me: I’m feeling really sad right now because nothing is going right in my life Someone: Well you know God has a plan for your life- Me:
haydalekzandr4l: Come cuddle me and play with my hair and hold my hand and kiss me I’m v needy
earthdad: roasting me is ineffective because you can’t tell me worse things than i already think of my self already
nelzthedon: I use the snapchat camera to take selfies…the iPhone camera captures the real me…a me I don’t want to see…
thexfiles: me: has had 2 good days in a row my brain: It’s Time me: for what my brain: It’s Time
haveitjoeway: therisingearlgrey: kanowest: Right like tf #growingupgay This was the one for me. OH MY GOD THIS IS ACTUALLY ME
majestic-peanut: Me in my head:Get up bitch! GET 👏 UP! 👏 You haven’t eaten a thing! Its been 12 hours! You can’t live like this! Also me:
fuckyeahcoolestshit: my bf: i want to be inside you so bad me [disassociating]: me too…
This is just me disguised as me
sqammed:Tbh drunk me is just regular me but 2x as honest and 10x as horny
mjalti: me: i don’t need ANYONES approval– me, 2 seconds later: if i can’t make them laugh, what am i burning oxygen for. am i the clown, the prescription or the symptom itself
boywitch: people are always calling me “cute’ and its like yea im cute but do u wanna do me
peachthots: I just want someone who’s excited to make out with me and text me all the time.
trillseeker6421: sexti0n: i want someone who will light a fire in me. I want someone who will light me on fire
psijii: “ why don’t you talk about yourself more? open up ! “
themeghansmith: chrissyisabear: am i the only one who is self conscious about my windshield wiper speed when it’s raining. like i gotta watch other cars to make sure im not being too dramatic Same So I’m not the only one! Use Rain-X. Makes
lightersandcurls: blackberryshawty: sailorthroatzilla: blackberryshawty: tarynel: People that have cars.. how do you feel about your friends and family bringing their drugs along when you give them rides? An open container? Sure but be discreet.
noire-pandora: I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
princessfailureee: witchprinxess: Shoutout to people who grew up with emotionally unsupportive parents and have to hear other people talk about how supportive their families are while you’re basically guiding yourself through life. You’re strong
poobit:ok im curious: tag ur sexuality/gender and an era you are aesthetically into: ex, im a bi trans man and i love the 20s-60s Bisexual woman and I LOVE learning about the Mongolian Empire.
daggercube: shouts out to my fellow nonsense ladies rambling aimlessly about who knows what
prince-vegeta: *doesnt talk to tumblr friends for 6 months* *thinks about them and hopes they are okey dokie*
zackisontumblr:*complains about not having plans yet avoids human contact*
*acts innocent but is thinking about deep throating your cock*
pararoses: Does anyone else feel really guilty when they start talking about their own feelings and then immediately regret saying anything because you just feel so annoying and pathetic and ugh
elizabethplantagenet: does anyone else just get really emotional about history sometimes
notsosunnyflower: I’M VERY PASSIONATE ABOUT MY PASTA
greenseer: U ever wish u were mysterious but u can’t stop talking about urself
vogueltalia: usually it’s so hard to talk about how i feel and articulate what i want to express but it’s so nice to write for myself because i can use grand, lovely euphemisms and tropes only i could understand to create beauty out of my evils
vayena:my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague
wow it sure is exhausting being so beautiful and right about everything all the time
khariayo: “i’m gonna get high because it’s relaxing”*gets high and thinks about death*
comickit: I’m not badass I’m sadass I cry about everything