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Just Kill Me Now... No One Cares
Turning you on, turns me on.
solarescapism:literally me
fakelikemylashes: why must the cute ones (me) suffer
probablyinyourfandom:Dating me is literally a whole lot of- bad jokes- even worse movies- cuddling- making out- you touching my butt- loud (good) music - long text messages and a lot more bad jokes
earthwalk-r: I swear I’m fucking incapable of being with anyone, i don’t develop feelings for people often but when i do it’s intense, I’m too much, i either feel everything or nothing at all, it fucks me up.
metalhearted: *me at a party*
wattpadfic: someone: are you okay?me, literally on fire: yeah i’m good
motherhenna: me, holding my newborn child: what are its stats?
69xs: The average good stripper makes 6 figures a year.躔 a day, Ū,500 per week, & บk a month.If Medical School doesn’t work out, guess who’s throwing that ass in a circle?Yes bitch, me. If I had the confidence, I’d be rich atm
saltaconmigo: please handle me with care i’m a very sleepy and soft creature
burgrs: if you cant handle me at my worst then leave because i dont have a best im always awful
bolinsbiceps: My sexuality is *LOUD TRUCK NOISE* but everyone just calls me gay
contourkit: me: innocent and sensitive
lemonade-cat: me
frenchinhalechanelxoxo: atasteoflee: blooming-white-tea: I screamed. Read me Yoo
beyoncebeytwice: i need more redeeming qualities my amazing sense of humor isnt getting me anywhere
ghore: I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me
nope: don’t ignore me i’m kinda cute
mtv: me during class
hainue: me: *appears* group chat:
You do you. I'll do me.
I'm a morning person if you wake me up with sex.
show me your soul
zebbbbbitneverends: WHO THE FUCK WAnts to lay in bed with me and kiss a lot
karpetshark: i’m an angry person and i want to let it out and be an asshole but i’m also a nice person and i don’t want to actually hurt anyone’s feelings do u feel me
Im so fucking sensitive and I don't give a single shit at the same time so fuck you man but don't leave me lmao
radcanine: Tell me a bedtime story
gnarly: single bells, single bells, single all the way, Oh what fun it is to ride nothing because I’m single, and no one wants to love me.
kobayashimarooned: don’t stay up late on sleepovers with me i get really philosophical and gay
thexfiles: me: Actually I think I can do this The Disorder: mmmmohmygod
thepoeticlovechild: If I cut you off, I’m not waiting for you to come to your senses. It means I waited too long. It means I’m done. It means stay away from me. All that.
jesussbabymomma: Which boy wants to give me attention. its a new week I am ready
punk-roque: when i have a crush on someone i can never tell if they have a mutual crush on me or if i’m just noticing and exaggerating every bit of attention i’m getting from them and amplifying it into something it’s not
Separation Anxiety will be the death of me
I just need someone who can handle me when I freak the fuck out
gaysfinest:I can tell myself all day, “be heartless, fuck em” but in all reality, I have a big ass heart, and can’t treat people bad, that’s just not me.
visionarynigga: don’t kiss me on my neck unless you tryna get fucked
goytears: new year same me because i’m the bitch who never learns!!
come-wake-me-upp: I am both sides of this
doresque: my talents include blogging till 5am crying immediately when someone’s yelling at me neglecting my friends shitwriting a 10-page-essay one day before the deadline not moving for 6 hours having 15 different emotions at the same time fucking
overcoming-procrastination: untexting: Does anyone else get those random rushes of motivation like, “I’m gonna be so fucking successful dammit, watch me” and within a blink of an eye it’s gone
bopeep: no offence but like smother me in affection ok
brutaljuice: I hate when people walk out of my life and then randomly come back, it fucks me up so bad. I start to be okay with the fact that they are gone and when they come back I break again.
Any hot sugar daddies follow me? Poor student looking to make some money by doing absolutely nothing except look cute
sadangel2001: WARNING!!!!! do NOT love me!!!! i am a huge disappointment!!’!!?
PSA @me
nanafanboy: me on my deathbed: at least i died doing what i love the most…………dying
gothdan: not 2 be dramatic but if someone doesn’t fall in love with me soon i will die
borderline–feline: what i say: im sensitive what i mean: my mental illness throws everything out of proportion and my emotions are extremely unpredictable and even the slightest thing going wrong literally makes me want to die
chicanochamberofcommerce: vuittonable: Wow me too Same
bpdshan: please be clingy with me i need it
maurypovichofficial: me, a cynical gay, watching other gays date and fall in love
I'm such a pleaser. It turns me on knowing I'm turning you on.
pussysestra: everything *turns out bad*me:
terriamon: Them: hey ; ) me:
