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broadway-j: Along the lines of fantasy of dominating a girl by tying her up I also think about doing stuff to a girl while she’s asleep or passed out, rubbing my dick on her, jerking off and cumming on her, or gently easing into her mouth or pussy.
Yes, please do because this kitten could really use some heavy petting right about now
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//5 Randoms Once you get this you must share 5 random facts about yourself then pass it on to your 10 favorite followers. I was tagged by delvinag 1. I have ADD and OCD 2. I love making music (just the fact that music exists in general, actually, because
simonbitdiddle: bana05: brightindie: Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed This is legit and people don’t realize it. “Do you have any plans?”
zodiacmind:Fun facts about your sign here
zodiacmind:Fun facts about your sign here Can you guess which one I am ;)
[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]
vagi2k14sodium: let me tell you if you are dating me its gonna be an experience
mangotrash:me: i won’t get jealousme: who…that… :+)… .…
vnelz: I’m the type of girlfriend who always just wants to annoy you like let me hold your fucking hand and let me just hug your back and put my head under your shirt or bite your shoulder or bite your nose or hug your head or some shit idk i love
dancing-with-gavin: Being pansexual sucks because I like everyone. More girls then anything but still. I like all the people. I like boys a little too fucking much which sometimes makes me think I’m hella fucking gay but I still like all people
su-roor:Stop thinking about everything so much, you’re breaking your own heart.
directedbykanyewest: me: *loves you* me: *believes in you*
things you never hear about the signs
flatsound: sorry you haven’t seen much of me lately it’s just that everything in the whole world is overwhelming
deepsexts: me as ur girlfriend
more stuff about the signs
emdots: Me: *listening to various genres of god knows what*Spotify trying to make my discover weekly:
nursejoy: me when i’m not ok but I don’t want people to worry about me
cocothinkshefancy: the wonderful thing about getting older is that you really can feel the giving a fuck slip through your fingers, as you evil cackle into your extra large wine glass
twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, except for the rebellious teenager blogging about fandoms and homosexuals
nogoodturkey: draw a shitty comic about your feels and post it on the internet
mew2: when people are very very nice to you and make you feel good about yourself
puckquinn: [corners you in a dark alley] yo i heard you were talkin shit about sansa stark
joanmuthafuckinwatson: all this blog cares about atm is aggressively promoting tony x rhodey
savarend: oh look it is a day ending in y and i’m sad about jean/marco WHAT A SHOCK
savarend: *crashes through wall* *eren voice* the fuck did you say about armin?!
homoarigato: can we just talk about if you’re queer and trans* you can call yourself a QT !!!!!!!
netwerking-engineer: Me for the next 35 days
the-vashta-nerada: i get really angry about two things: united states politics and sansa stark hate
batched: Me do not want the D Me want the C
feanorr: There’s a point in life when you just stop and think about how your life ended up revolving around smut involving dwarves and hobbits and you’re just
zombiegraycat: i’m a hopeless Romantic. walk with me in the graveyards of gothic cathedrals, transcend the confines of elitist and rationalistic structures of discourse, and join me in an eternal spiritual quest for the strange and sublime.
lordbape: I’m watching this critical film about deconstructing the dangers of the garment industry exploiting labor from other countries, it’s called Zoolander. Very intriguing
babemagi: ignoring tolkien is really how i go about lotr although i would call it ENHANCING tolkien personally
pekourl: hearing straight people talk about gay people without them knowing you’re gay is surreal. i feel like an undercover spy. they think i’m one of them
definitivelysarah: when in doubt about your headcanon for a character,
therandominmyhead: Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.
comickit: I’m not badass I’m sadass I cry about everything
uzusanageyama: stuck in the constant limbo between “really excited about my own writing” and “pretty sure I can’t actually write”
livebloggingmydescentintomadness:barackobamas:14 year olds who complain about how people over 18 shouldnt be on this website anymore need to remember who paved the way. we suffered thru night blogging and forever alone memes. we’ve earned our stay.
littlekushberry:left pic- me in 2005 right pic-me in 2015
untillion: Some young child: *screaming outside* Me with no context: Girl me too
cupofcastiel: younger me: why am i so obsessed with gay people me now: i am a gay people
eliteknightcats:sorry i never heard of that youtuber. i only watch woodworking videos and documentaries about doomed artic explorations
thotkumi:ashe: wow! the king of faerghus looks very serious i wonder what hes thinking about. so cool :)!!!dimitri:
smelly-kat: things I can’t imagine someone having a crush on me someone randomly seeing me and thinking ‘wow s/he’s cute’ someone getting happy because I messaged them first someone thinking about me, in general someone wondering how I am someone
✩ let's talk about the universe and make out ✩
donttlo0katme: GuysHow y'all feel about peeing sitting down? 🤔 I try to avoid it, not just on no extra masculine shit, but logistically it’s a pain because I have to bend it to pee in the bowl which means when I stand up whatever didn’t
zodiacmind: Fun facts about your sign here
zodiacmind: Fun facts about your sign here Ah pure! Non lo sapevo. Quindi S. muoviti a conoscermi! ;) Ah! Lo è anche lui.. allora ci divertiremo; almeno, spero :B
yourgaydarisonpoint: I’ve never really felt important to anyone. It always seemed like there was someone they cared about just slightly more. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
allcapshalsey: highkey just want a tall boy that’s a little older than me that has brown eyes and dark hair and is nice and socially aware and tells me im beautiful all the time and is kind of mysterious
dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick: mrcraabs: imagine if you could screenshot real life camera that thing you’re talking about is a camera
I thought you forgot about me lol
ashtronauts: Me: idc what anyone thinks about me, I am myself and I’m not here to please anyone Also me: tries to impress anyone I ever come in contact with.
agenderwaterbender: i want: a new tattoo. to be kissed. to not be nervous about my future. @slendershadow1
demolithion: kid: mum why is my sister called rose?me: your father loves roseskid: what about me?me: i’m busy now, voltron legendary defender