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internetexplorers: never ask me for boy advice bc my only advice ever is “kill him” and that could potentially get you into a lot of trouble
dampsandwich: its garbage day??? i cant believe they made a day dedicated to me :)
giantwaste: let me pet your dog
lilypottar: fanfiction.net gave me the sex talk
timmynook: irl im very shy and timid. im like a small animal. approach me calmly with a snack
barricadeponine: my parents definitely did not raise me to be a queer feminist filled with the wrath of a thousand enraged dragons and yet here i am
missmirandaaraee: “dark lipstick makes you look intimidating” good. stay the hell away from me.
jaclcfrost: “my baby” i say in regards to someone that is older than me and over half a fuckin foot taller than i am
espeyonce: you: me:
helenasund: gierlichmypussy: when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved I’ve never related to anything more in my life
debrides: All your faves are trans. For example: me
"This is pretty gay," I say. I'm in front of a mirror. I am pointing at my reflection. I am referring to me. I am gay.
bunbijou: (girl cracks her knuckles looking at me intimidatingly) (i blush)
bigenderkanekiken: *14 yos following me* *becomes nervous* i gotta step it up… i gotta be a Role Model
trilladamclark: YOU CAN FIND ME AT THE CLUB THO 🎃👻
nandesa: You: Me:
nickfuckface: parents: “u should be more active”me:
heckacute: I like my women how I like my ancient Roman architecture - strong, timelessly beautiful, and capable of crushing me to death.
follow me i'm cool i promise
ajecomicry: it looked at me
kogamishinya: dad: *plays some old music in the car* me: holy shit dad! did you know this artist was inspired by araki hirohiko’s hit series jojo’s bizarre adventure?
regular-sho: Maki: -exists- Me:
edwadrules2: i fucking hate those despicable me minions. i hate them
brozoi:9 times out of 10 i sit with my hand/s between my thighs or fucken jammed up in my crotch or something to keep them warm and im always concerned that ill be chilling like that and people around me will notice and make it weird. dont make it weird
deadinu: i need stop telling ppl to fight me every 10 seconds bc what if they do? im 5ft what am i gonna do? hide in a vent?
mikasa-ackerman:-wears a dress-someone: oooo who you lookin good for? ;))me: i was too lazy to match 2 pieces of clothing so here i am
fuckmestupid: frenums: THIS IS LITERALLY ME
striders:catch me in target lusting after kitchenware like a 45 year old mother of three
creepyjirachi: me watching shows alone: tears up at every little thing, cries at every death & the climax of every arc, is generally very gay and emotionalme watching shows around other people: never cries, makes bad jokes and smart ass comments
muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock: me drawing: *he man voice* oh my god do i try
prissy-alt: fileformat: poundthechardonnay: Italian people from New Jersey on chopped when they see tomatoes in the basket: I’m Italian. I’m from jersey. I got these tomatoes . Tomatoes is in my blood me as hell honestly
things me and bats have in common
beckettes: the token gay friend? no, u misheard me. i’m the tolkein gay friend. i’m gay and i love lord of the rings
bakaunagi: one of my third graders has a special talent for making 2-frame comics that really speak to me
localgaysian: me, drowning in self-hatred, anxiety, loneliness, regret: at least im not straight
officialspookymulder: me, wearing a flannel: I’m Wearing This Because I’m Not Straight
twylightember: theniftyfox: My therapist tells me I’m hard to read for some reason
anorable: two characters: have a sun/moon dichotomy going on me: (wheezing, grappling for breath) i am but a humble peddler, besotted by thy starlike metaphor,
frogyell: someone: hey how are u? me, in the same exact tone and rythmn as the penguins of madagascar: tired and gay, boys. tired and gay
sure-on-this-shining-night: mo-bu: dont worry if u see a dark winged figure on ur roof. thats me. im just chillin and making sure that u and ur home are safe @dangerous-tangerine
Sound of me screaming
blxrryfroot: me observing any character in any media
matteangel: me straight out of the womb
kakattekak: Me making any life decision ever
screenwriter:me adding 8 cloves of garlic instead of the 2 required for the recipe
smokedsalmoniloveyou:I am pretty. I am revolting. I am promiscuous. I am emotionally catholic. Look at me. I can not bare it.
ffxv:ffxv:no more carrd If you wanna truly get to know me then play the uncharted seriesactually. i’m curious now is there a piece of media (a tv show, a movie, a game, etc.) that you feel this way with? like if you told someone to consume it it’d
sharedtrauma:If Wayne Munson has a million fans I am one of them. If Wayne Munson has ten fans I am one of them. If Wayne Munson has only one fan that is me. If Wayne Munson has no fans, that means I am no longer on this earth.
ymoja: Netflix really just summed me up in one taste preference description I am going to lie down now
phaserburn: My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”
potatosmack: tedywestside: me tryin’ to get my life together Nothing as ever been more accurate
neocola: I NEVER USE ANY STICKERS I GET BECAUSE ITS LIKE OH GOD I CAN ONLY USE THIS STICKER ON ONE THING BEFORE THE STICKINESS IS LOST FOREVER WHAT DO I PUT THIS ON OH NO FUCK LIKE OH MY GOD STICKERS ARE JUST WAY TOO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY FOR ME
mylittleredgirl: sesamestreet: Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip this image might be everything to me.
thatwhiteshameremu: iruzn: Same About me
Me at every strip club I’ve ever been to
05-fubu: 56blogsstillcrazy: when u take her to a nice restaurant for valentines day but she used to soda and nuggets Me *goes to fancy Italian restaurant**looks at menu**can’t understand that shit*“Y'all got Chicken Alfredo?”
out-there-on-the-maroon: pr1nceshawn: The Best Way to Remember Someone’s Name. I feel personally attacked. My neighbor across the street, I know his name, but his girlfriend? She talks to me more than he does and I don’t know her name to
morganalefays: y’all: finally the EVIL summer is over!!!!!!!! getting ready for my one true bae fall!!!!!! pumpkin spice and aesthetic here i COME!!!!!! me, a northener:
luka-brasi: kingjaffejoffer: woodmeat:Everytime she post a snap 100% me Every damn time
I been on this app all evening because there is literally no work for me tonight. You know how long a 3-11:30pm shift is when there is nothing here to do?Guess I shouldn’t complain, I am getting paid to be on Tumblr essentially.
