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blondebrainpower: Nayenezgani - Navaho (alternate spelling) Navajo 1904 by Edward S. Curtis Literally, ‘slayer of alien gods’. Along with Tobadzistsini, ‘child of the water’, the Navajo Indians say that Nayenezgani dealt fearful blows to the spirits
ghostchomby: i frigging. LOVE my hair being touched sooo SO much and it never happens but oh ym god if you massage my head and play with my hair i will literally start purring like a cat
charmingfury: donutsandpacifism: dinocharges: toothless, go introduce yourself! bonus Rolling a two for seduction Oh my god she literally bopped him like cats do!!!
libertarirynn: actualhenkle: Honestly what the fuck actually happened from the Eric Andre show Eric Andre is a literal chaos god.
eatingcroutons: laughingfish: dave-mau5: dave-mau5: Welcome to Australia! Where a fast food restaurant literally made a mirrored reflective sea-gull proof packet for their fries so they don’t god damn try to fly down and steal your fries. YOU
thoodleoo: thoodleoo: concept: a monster factory style video but it’s filmed from the perspective of the greek gods inventing literal monsters hermes, looking at the hecatoncheires: okay, so, pros and cons apollo: pros and cons. i hate the number of
jurgenronaaz: veggieblt: veggieblt: veggieblt: veggieblt: OH MY GOD I FUCKED UP SO BAD. I SAW THE CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY “BULLSHIT” SALE YESTERDAY AND BOUGHT IT THINKING IT WAS AN EXPANSION PACK. IT’S LITERALLY BULL SHIT. THEY ARE SENDING COW
sophuckingcute: porn4ladies: stop making me aroused when i need to work literally what I sound like haha Oh god. I need to spank & then hatefuck sooooooon
teroknortailor: crowbara: smalllindsay: dailydot: Robot love—Daft Punk wins album of the year NO I AM LITERALLY HEAVING SOBBING. thank god DAFT HUG!!!
torahiko-kun: zantheravingsoulwolf: resurrectedreplayer: roavaswardrobe: morenatsu, the comic sans powerpoint THIS IS SO FUCKING PERFECT IM CRYING This is literally the most perfect thing I’ve ever seen. And I hate this meme too. OH MY GOD. LOL.
syristones: folie-a-tout: heyaeya: dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS
supersmashkev: redclaysweetie: bruh oh my god this is literally me
surprisebitch: lupea: cosmic-magical-being: A brief summary of American Horror Story: Coven. every now and again you find a flawless video this is one of them literally so accurate oh my god
mirkwood-moose-tache: flossskull: yearofthepearl: How to Tell by ttanner2448 Oh my god this is genius! I’M. LITERALLY CRYING.
marvelcolm:OH MY GOD I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING.A HORDE OF TREVENANT APPEARED AND THIS SUDOWOODO JUST BLENDED ITSELF IN WITH IT.IT’S LITERALLY HIDING WITH OTHER TREES.HELLO FELLOW PLANT TYPES YES MY GOODNESS WHAT A NICE DAY TO PHOTOSYNTHESISE. HOW ABOUT
danhateseveryone:kihanas-spirit:taraatrandom:Oh. My. God.republican arguments in a nutshell everyone this is literally just painful
ultronan: artillery: literally the first thing R2-D2 does after spending god knows what amount of time sleeping on information vital to the entire galaxy is insult C-3PO, beautiful #i have lukes map you golden piece of shit (via phasmascaptain)
soaringsparrows: rebelsofshield: ninastestanin: christmas-type-furret: This is literally the most bomb-ass D&D story I’ve ever read in my life oh my god. Holy shit ._. Some RP sessions have better stories than actual fiction. I mean, goddamn.
chlorokin: laughingfish: dave-mau5: dave-mau5: Welcome to Australia! Where a fast food restaurant literally made a mirrored reflective sea-gull proof packet for their fries so they don’t god damn try to fly down and steal your fries. YOU THINK
bluepulserjaime: crunchthedeerstroyer: furrypost-generator: esports Hey Ya’ll, fuckin Update The Fighting Games God is a black furry mlm and this is literally the best thing in the entire world.
novafuzzcheeks: Also snagged this torrid dress on sale for ฟ 😩 I always feel super guilty buying myself clothes cuz I’m Poor but god I literally wear the same shit all the time cuz I don’t have much. It’s so cuuuuute!! (she/her, check my
pleasegodletmelive: iwontbelookingdown: m4a1-shermayne: m4a1-shermayne: Imagine showing this video to someone 6 months ago Imagine showing this video to someone 1 year ago oh my god. This would literally be a closing shot in Black Mirror
maleslavetrainer: This one is normally not my type… but it literally jumped in front of my car late one night as I was going home down a back road: stoned out of its mind. I’m not one to turn down such a gift from the gods, and I knew of a trader
areallykinky-lady: nigeah: jiggagq: rihennalately: Rihanna on set of a new Project in Miami, FL (Mar. 16) Omfg! goddess status 😍😍😍😍😍Rihanna is God.like she can do no wrong & literally looks good in everything!she wifey. Yasss!
Oh my god, I can’t help but picturing Chandler and Joey reacting to literally any aspect of my life wtf
horribleawfulcunt: niamliveslarryloves: basedgosh: i hate one direction fans so much i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way I literally had to read that 5 times… oh my god
heyteenbookshey: That moment of anxiety when you are about to use a word you learned in books but have never said out loud and have no idea how to pronounce it oh god what if I say it wrong everyone will know I am a literate fool
naruto-heichou: I would like to point out that whoever is wearing the Iwatobi-chan mascot suit literally does not give a fuck look at all their faces, he just walked in and sat the fuck down on that guys lap “please god no”
carry-on-my-wayward-butt: just because you’re confused doesn’t mean it’s out to steal your fucking drawings oh my god “granting them use” literally means that they can use it for log in screens, resize it for mobile blogging, and have
palaceoftheprophets: My god, it must be amazing to be a white cop in America. You can literally murder someone, get away with it, go on vacation, make like 踰k in donations from racists, and the “justice system” will defend you in your absence
tyrellia:Pokemon show: *says species name in cute voice*Pokemon games: *TERRIFYING DISCORDANT SCREAMING*
stumphurley:sorry to anyone i ever speak to ever because all i say is “oh my god” “same” “incredible” and “im sorry” and i literally cant go ten minutes without complaining
lilbitwhit: bisaxuals: wanderfckinglust: bisaxuals: What was this about???? Lmao She tried to do a “I’m not racist, i have black friends!” but it failed miserable Oh my god Is asap rocky literally saying “we’re not friends like that”
this guy literally would not shut the fuck up the entire match oh my god
bundibird: bundibird: Thats….. literally a fucking nightmare, God, what the FUCK. I wanna say “who the fuck thought that would be a good idea,” but I already know it was a Nice Guy TM This makes me want to never fucking set foot out my front
linguini17: shock: love being trusted with “you cant tell anyone this” conversations and nodding a lot and forgetting everything they told me like god intended and going down as a trustworthy individual while doing literally zero work of ill or good
thiefnessman:anti-kalvin-club:literally the only celebrity allowed to speak i like how he dressed up as god for this joke
ryebreadgf:god said let’s give this bitch so much self awareness it’s going to stop her from doing literally anything
wizardfail:mothernatureslonelyson:catsnuggler:catsnuggler:Not enough people know the Mormons believe Native Americans are Jewish people who turned away from God and got cursed by having their skin darkened, or that Mormons literally have Manifest Destiny
how-i-superwholocked-your-mother: whoreowinchester: thebrigadier: diicaprios-deactivated20180123: Neil Patrick Harris | Punk’d 9x12 #THE AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN SOMEONE IS LITERALLY TOO CHILL TO PUNK #’RELAX’ DEAR GOD Relax i speak bear
