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sanjl: theundesireablethinker: tunte: patchland: wiltingwillowws: patchland: wiltingwillowws: patchland: white people are so ugly oh my god Non-white people are so ugly oh my god. why do racists keep reblogging my posts I literally put exactly
perpetuallynocturnal: halseymemes: Shia Beef Shia once explained that Shia means Praise God so his name literally means Thank god for Beef
jathis: extradan: So while Gideon was summoning Bill, he was saying something in backwards, so I reversed it in Sony Vegas and I literally laughed. Here the reversed version. OH MY GOD god i love gravity falls
captainamericaisavirgin: blackzephyrus: captainamericaisavirgin: feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did some men* you literally cannot hate people you’ve never met or even heard of. oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OHH
ahnyala: amazighprincex:you all do realise that “Allaah” isn’t “the Muslim god”… like you do realise that “Allaah” is literally just the word for “God” in the Arabic language and that Christian and Jewish Arabic-speakers also say
echoheartx: samrgarrett: thekingofdoorsbitch: kaibamokuba: adhdjudai: fanon atem: seductive flirty sex god canon atem: Ò_Ó #this is what I don’t understand#like he is not a sex god and has literally no flirting capabilities#all that
sexgirls420: jessgodooyx3: Dear God, I haven’t cried that hard in so long. First 30 seconds: Already rebloged. tears and chills. Cried. i’m literally sobbing and i can’t breathe omfg… I CRIED ♥♥ God, I’m like bawling me eyes out. <3
the-hetaera: millythehippie: therainbowgorilla: epiclifetodeath: therainbowgorilla: politicalsexkitten: This isn’t The Onion Oh my god There is literally no surprise here And yet this is such gold to me Ok but God It got worse holy shit Oh
sn0wbro: orangerob: Kirby is literally a fucking GOD YOU’RE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE THE WRATH OF A GOD
hachibani: after two bad endings i finally finished the dog’s route yesterday so per rule im drawing stupid things while downloading reconnect
jespersboobquest: i had no idea what i did buT SUDDENLY I COULD DRAW AND ITS EVEN PORN LIKE WTH also i cant draw dicks fuck that
teaforyourginaa: queenevea: eggplont: ahnyala:amazighprincex:you all do realise that “Allaah” isn’t “the Muslim god”… like you do realise that “Allaah” is literally just the word for “God” in the Arabic language and that Christian
lovefromdean: did you guys know that the name meaning of chuck (charles) literally means “man” like if chuck was god that is the ultimate god joke “yes, i shall hide in my creation. what shall i call myself. OH, I KNOW~I’LL CALL MYSELF MAN”
pakeeztani:ahnyala:amazighprincex:you all do realise that “Allaah” isn’t “the Muslim god”… like you do realise that “Allaah” is literally just the word for “God” in the Arabic language and that Christian and Jewish Arabic-speakers
eggplont: ahnyala:amazighprincex:you all do realise that “Allaah” isn’t “the Muslim god”… like you do realise that “Allaah” is literally just the word for “God” in the Arabic language and that Christian and Jewish Arabic-speakers
whatabootsecondbreakfast: warriortomaiden: hexgoddess: telegantmess: This literally just happened. Oh my fucking god tumblr. Oh my fucking god It’s a metaphor. you put the text post in your mouth but you never actually fix your website
littleoctopiloveyou: adiostoreadumb: adiostoreadumb: My snapchats are literally the best Of all my selfies on tumblr, THESE are the ones to get 30k+ notes. God dammit. Oh my god lolol!
rainbowshaka: carsonmariekristen: Dear God, I haven’t cried that hard in so long. First 30 seconds: Already rebloged. tears and chills. Cried. i’m literally sobbing and i can’t breathe omfg… I CRIED ♥♥ God, I’m like bawling me eyes
halseymemes: perpetuallynocturnal: halseymemes: Shia Beef Shia once explained that Shia means Praise God so his name literally means Thank god for Beef Holy cow
platypussiess: Stop using the word ‘literally’ as a figurative term. Also stop using the word ‘goodbye’, it’s ‘God be with you’. This generation is ruining language, what with their ‘God b’wy’ abbreviations, which eventually turned
analish: steezymofucka: jamaicanamazon: lucidnee: sweatlikekeith: moetpapi: literally yelling right now Oh my god *contines to look straight pretending I don’t see it* ^^ me Lmaoooo get out OH MY GOD RIGHT Lmao 😂😂😂
polosweater: manicdepressiveturtle: polosweater: amazighprincex: you all do realise that “Allaah” isn’t “the Muslim god”… like you do realise that “Allaah” is literally just the word for “God” in the Arabic language and that Christian
numba1fanatic: alterria: “God would never put a female soul in a male body because He never makes mistakes” Excuse me? God literally was so embarrassed by his human creations that he destroyed the entire earth in a flood leaving only one guy’s
likemistlikesteam: this is literally the only piece of media ever in existence that was ever right about nearly everything. God was all up in this. God is all over this.
outofcontextdnd:Ranger: “You worship a god of life, he worships a god of death, what’s the difference?”Paladin: “Everything! Literally everything!”
projectkr: nogyu: God has spoken. LITERALLY You all know you heard his voice as you read that tweet . GOD NEVER SPOKE THAT
curvyfemmefatale: tapper11: ahnyala: amazighprincex:you all do realise that “Allaah” isn’t “the Muslim god”… like you do realise that “Allaah” is literally just the word for “God” in the Arabic language and that Christian and Jewish
ahnyala: amazighprincex: you all do realise that “Allaah” isn’t “the Muslim god”… like you do realise that “Allaah” is literally just the word for “God” in the Arabic language and that Christian and Jewish Arabic-speakers also say
apsychosbody: I’m literally crying. Oh my God. I’ve been staring at this. Oh my God.
laughingstation: OH MY GOD IM CRYING it’s back how did he even… ? i dont even know anymore literally burst out laughing omfg oh my god We should make reblogging this a Tumblr rule.
pakeeztani: ahnyala:amazighprincex:you all do realise that “Allaah” isn’t “the Muslim god”… like you do realise that “Allaah” is literally just the word for “God” in the Arabic language and that Christian and Jewish Arabic-speakers
captainamericaisavirgin:blackzephyrus:captainamericaisavirgin: feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did some men* you literally cannot hate people you’ve never met or even heard of. oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OHH M Y
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uhlone: offendings: 969kg: my-body-not-yours: FUCK he’s like just checkin u out oh god OH MY GOD I LITERALLY THINK ABOUT THIS HAPPENING ALL THE FUKING TIME OKASDFJA OMFG FUCK THAT WOULD BE THE MRST FLATTERING SHIT INT EH WORLD JESUS TAKE THE FUCKING
analish: steezymofucka: jamaicanamazon: lucidnee: sweatlikekeith: moetpapi: literally yelling right now Oh my god *contines to look straight pretending I don’t see it* ^^ me Lmaoooo get out OH MY GOD RIGHT
captainamericaisavirgin:blackzephyrus: captainamericaisavirgin: feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did some men* you literally cannot hate people you’ve never met or even heard of. oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OHH M
behold-discombobulated-zombies: franklymydear: usb-dongle: solliam: spacu: playdontworry: what is this from literally the gayest thing i have ever seen in my life oh my god Wow Oh my god no I… What. im gonna die this is the stupidest, best
itsfuuh: Misha about West I have a… baby! You know, I’m trying to teach him to drive a car. He is almost nine months old, but he still acts like a baby. He- oh my God, I was literally about to start telling you all “oh my God, he walks…” he
actualgothicheroine: clarafiers: truebluebox: Smaller on the Outside? - Doctor Who Flatline Preview THIS IS LITERALLY EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED OUT OF THIS EPISODE OMFGGGGGGGGGGGG oh my fucking god oh my fucking god this episode is going to kill me
conversed: connuh: Oh my god my best friend and sister started making out when i was trying to make a GIF OH MY GOD BRINGING THIS BACK I LITERALLY AM CRYING
ohitwasonlyadream: carsonmariekristen: Dear God, I haven’t cried that hard in so long. First 30 seconds: Already rebloged. tears and chills. Cried. i’m literally sobbing and i can’t breathe omfg… I CRIED ♥♥ God, I’m like bawling me
