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God, this girl is really good - she does literally suck him off !!!
Literally the moment I put her in my party she earned a permanent place there. We walked through C-Sec and they stopped us (because you know shepard was still registered as dead) and she exclaimed, “ I swear to God, I didn’t touch anything!&rd
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god fucking damn literally like 3 steps after harry
God, this season is so terrible. I’m literally watching only this show because of nostalgia and this tumblr. Lol. Nobody on this cycle is interesting, no one is funny, the judging system is still terrible, the judges suck (i’m looking at yo
literal-ghost replied to your link: oh good one of my comics was stolen and the guy is acussing me of stealing my own art are you fucking serious. oh my god, all the comments on his posting of it just leak loser whiner nerd rage against vaginas. yea
god-fucking-dammit-trip:koujaku can literally go from sweet romantic babbuto horny teenage boyin .02 seconds and i think that’s beautiful
literally-a-piece-of-trash:Ah yes, the 5 love languages:touch starvedmy parents never told me they are proud of mei love Stuffim so fucken tired please god just let me rest for 5 minuteshey pay attention to me
foulserpent:ive talked about this before but i Hate how a lot of the time you NEED to go to reddit to get accurate info on drug interactions with anything recreational/dangerous/potentially addictive bc like, so many health sites will just give this vague
god i really need a fic for that mchanji sfm i would literally pay for it
lildrunk: i need kisses and attention and alcohol
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god physical intimacy, be it literally there or more mental, feels so fucking good. I feel well cared for loved. I love how close we are and how well we know each other. It just makes me so happy and relaxed. Even though he isn’t physically here
raevenlywrites:raevenlywrites:tikkunolamorgtfo:malaesthetic:bandit-o-s-usb:They De-Tumblrized Ms. Frizzle@transfagsculine #how do yall whitewash a white woman why would you leave this in the tags lmaoAllow me to explain:Everyone dropping this picAnd
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thereasonforthewordbitch: juelzsantanabandana: trilllizard420: sangatsunolion: oh ym fucking god anime is cancelled FOR GOOD can i offer you an egg in these trying times? FUCK ANIME jesus
oh-the-cleverness-0f-me: mercedesbenzodiazepine: She literally looks like one of those really expensive barbies that stay in the box and you’re not supposed to touch And that’s how the groom better treat her or he gunna be catching hands…
the-rice-cat: guyfierisgaystepkid: jerryterry: oh god this is too much of a mood
spacechunky: merrycemetery: Omg They hit the diamond LITERALLY The foreshadowing is the best thing AND MOST CLEVER THING about this show hOW—-
theshitpostcalligrapher: xiel-posts: wikwalker: lettering-is-my-music: theshitpostcalligrapher: aforepromised cursed item, delivered. This ad was literally right after it and I’m fucking dying yes he has
unicornempire: I’m so glad that this person was willing to take a picture before literally taking the spraying water out of their house. Bless you.
pulpfanfiction: onslaughtsix: tumblewhoreo: Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars What a cockmunch Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off but instead he drew
rememberingsuunday: DO YOU HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND WHO YOU JUST ADORE AND YOUR FRIENDSHIP WITH THEM IS SO UNIQUE THAT YOU LITERALLY CANNOT HAVE ANOTHER FRIENDSHIP EVEN CLOSE TO IT AND YOU JUST HAVE SO MUCH FUN TOGETHER AND THERE’S NEVER A DULL MOMENT
madelezabeth: this isn’t even funny. it’s just stupid. painfully stupid. :U also i just got a new computer and this is the first thing I draw with it like you literally cannot take me anywhere My 8 year old sister who was reading over my shoulder:
pomp-adourable: tomyo: badtvblog: Possibly one of the greatest narrations in the history of anime This is a beautiful dub. Casually reminder tat the narrator is literally God.
fuckyeahchinesefashion:Hong Xiaopang(红小胖), literally red-little-chubby, also known as the Snoopy cat in English, lives a happy life in Chengdu, China.
newvagabond: msthiefoftime: mom driving me to the con I literally almost spit tea.
aforia: May God always be with you (*O*)
hell-houndsofbaskerville: I don’t get how Naomi was surprised that Castiel rebelled. I mean it’s kind of his thing. Four achangels and literally god couldn’t stop him from fucking shit up. Even Lucifer the king of rebels was like “nigga calm
choisiwonthirstprincess: If they gonna make this light girls documentary it better be an hour of yall apologizing to me for making me try and bleach my skin of its not im fighting literally all of u im not fucking playin
voulair: me @ the stars: help me
God, making out while you’re high is literally the most amazing feeling ever
zodiacsociety: 10 THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT VIRGO OH MY GOD THEY ARE ALL ME.
My mother literally picked up one of her celebrity junk magazines and said “I’m gonna go look at smuts”
tmiaustralia: onlyblackgirl: shelbysbutt: aanubis: ungrammaticholiday: yggdrasilly: christmasblogger: Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x] oh my god NOOOOOOO they all gasped like OHHH IM CRYING IM PHYSICALLY CRYING HE FALLS AND
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: darnni: tyleroakley: Watch this fierce 11 year old dance to APPLAUSE by Lady Gaga better than you ever could. i literally cannot stop watching this IS THIS KID ON CRACK HOW DOES HE DO THAT HOW DOES HE HAVE THAT MUCH
dickgripper: this old guy told me im part of the lost generation and i said u soon to be part of the dead generation and im being written up for verbal abuse lmfao old guy 1 hodan 0
Literally just flipped out on my mom for no reason and now I can’t stop crying… God I hate the comedown from Molly
kmachete: oh my lord Literally perfect.
+Jen is stupid +but she cute +I’M NOT CUTE +YOU CUTE +MY PAJAMJAMS ARENT EITHER +YOU SHOULD SEE MY ONESIE MY PAJAMJAMS IS LITERALLY MY DADS PLAIN WHITE T-SHIRT SO ITS HELLA BIG ON ME AND SOME LIGHT BLUE SHORTY SHORTS A ONESIE PEOPLE,
sundown-monsoon replied to your post:You quite literally have only 1 to 2 inches on me.sorry i’ve not been following are we comparing dick sizesOH M Y GO D
The cops were called because they heard people screaming and it was literally us freaking out over cartoon s oh m y f U king go d
pearl-likes-pi: who is cuter than pearl ?? literally no one
xekstrin: overwatchwlw: i love tracer being a wlw on principle but it means so much more because she’s literally the poster child of the game. front and center on blizzard’s marketing. tracer is overwatch’s mascot and she loves women - mod skitch
lesbiangosalyn-a:lesbiangosalyn-a:violet: i’ve always been one for rational thought–lena: you tried to summon literal otherworldly entities in webby’s house after hanging out for an hour. yon a similar note, somehow lena has gone from “its not
god-fell-silent-when-i-cried-ou:tallykat:This is literally every single Floridian. We’re given an alligator at birth.
yuki-menoko: shadowkixx: charredasperity: AND THE AWARD FOR WORST LOGO RE-DESIGN OF ALL TIME GOES TO… for those of you confused about why it’s a z, it isn’t. It’s literally half of an A both rightside up and upside down. confirmed
kimveee: chasekip: i love how the new pokemon is in the legendary/mythical pokemon group you got the controllers of time and space, weather deities who can end the world in a couple days, literally God, then…Meltan. ENHANCE EVEN MORE!!!!!! there he
vulpvibe: i downloaded a mod in skyrim that changes all the spiders to bears so the bears will liTERALLY DESCEND FROM THE CEILING OF CAVES THRE BEARS AR E IN
kiss-harder: kiss-harder: i just received a text from my best friend that said “so i think i’m gay” out of literally nowhereso i’m like “dude sweet for real just like suddenly you realized or?”and she says “well i pretty much just had
oscarvasquez074 replied to your post “recruited the baby princess (lucina) ;///^//////;”The difficulty goes from 5 to 11 when recruiting them.ITS LIKE 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK, GOD
overachieversloth: theivorytowercrumbles: just what we needed: a dragon Grimm that pisses out other Grimm IT’S LITERALLY SIN GODDAMNIT
gauntletstopgreaves: “First time Blake told Weiss she loved her, Weiss literally tried to tip her” I’ve been meaning to do some monochrome and then @anawitchs and I got to talking about Weiss being emotionally stunted and unable to express love
eessac: as many of you now know my darling boyfriend passed away from a tragic accident just a couple of days ago.that was my whole world, we literally did everything together.one was rarely ever without the other, is what comes to many people’s minds