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kumagawa: captainamericaa: kumagawa: captainamericaa: BRO THIS IS NOT BASKETBALL this is literally the 92 bulls MICHAEL JORDAN DID NOT HAVE DEATH RAYS COME OUTTA HIS HAND it’s called a fade away jumper
ileftmyheartinwesteros: ileftmyheartinwesteros: Fantasia is on Netflix pass it on I’ve literally never watched this in like 19 years what the fuck this is terrifying well this explains why i’ve been terrified of lava since childhood
My mom and dad’s house is literally about to explode.They have a gas leak, and the fire department discovered that it all collected in the attic. They’re trying to figure out how to get it all out. My family got out but they could only find one of
nalcania2: i literally don’t know anything about how to play the flute I just like making noises music sounds
blaqtivist: boy-code: shadiobrando: honestly this is so breathtaking if I could look like anyone I swear 2 god ….. The glasses lip combo reminds me of garnet
unicorndildos:shrineart:wearetylerspeople:hipster-trichster:mistyslay:heres the realest shit ever: literally no one is going to pressure you to do drugs in high schoolliterally no onean encounter i had in 10th grade in a bathroom person: hey we’re about
viragunn: chad-hunter: LUPITA NYONG’O IS LITERALLY GOD INCARNATE ON THIS EARTH AND THIS GIFSET IS PROOF <3 <3 <3 perf.
Miley Cyrus - Paper Magazine (2015)“I am literally open to every single thing that is consenting and doesn’t involve an animal and everyone is of age. Everything that’s legal, I’m down with. Yo, I’m down with any adult, anyone over the age
i will punch god
pantskit: sarkyfancypants: bathtub-hetalia: welcome to crude photoshop This is actually horrifying… oH MY GOD
chubbinafatazrelli: thecutestofthecute: Because Pitbulls need love too. OH MY GOD
2007excalibur2007: jakewhyman: achievement-hunter: suhathebat: So, basically Kill La Kill is like Sonic Adventure 2 How did they get away with this oh my god
destinyguardians:Truth: time to cut off this kid’s leg to teach him a lesson I guessEd, an 8 year old child, not a moment later, kicking down The Gate to wrestle the soul of his brother back from Literal God with his bare fists and sheer rage: Truth:
moonkitty:moonkitty:i still think that its really funny that in mlp g4 fluttershy turned the literal god of chaos into a malewife. its quite litterally just like Connecticut clark and malfina but oppositeshe did that
urlnotlorealbitch: drakebarmitzvah: psychoticmusic: Blue Ivy appears to have already mastered the element of fire, proving that she really is the daughter of 2 gods. next she must master airbending and take her place as the avatar tbh I believe blue
niveaserrao:This literally can’t get any cuter.
freshprinceprs:somewherinneverland:rainashizas: meloetta: stage 1 of friendship: what’s up ily so much! stage 2 of friendship: oh god i hope i’m not being too clingy or bothering them stage 3 of friendship: hey dickhead fucking answer me Stage
thelivster: I found about this meme literally an hour ago and automatically an idea popped in my head.
literallyrad: do you ever accidentally show too much emotion or embarrass yourself and you literally can’t stop thinking about it
methylbenzene: Long story short my friend Derek did a 18+ panel at a con and he was literally sponsored by Bad Dragon and they gave him a free dragon dildo and he used it to frost a cinnamon roll and the nostalgia critic had a panel in the same room
irlspacepunk: plasticroyal: i literally want to die STO
mettatonsgirlfriend: ill be literally livid if toby doesn’t eventually provide 100% of these things to buy
tennants-hair: ”when i was your age i-” yes but this is not 1985 anymore things have changed literally everything is different so what you did when you were my age is completely irrelevant why is this so hard for parents to understand
nerdjpg: *looks at pictures of myself as time progresses* wow you can literally see the life leave my eyes
cavumentum: So fusion was literally just meant to make weak gems into bigger, stronger gems. Well, explains why Jasper didn’t like it, I’d hate it too if three crimson toddlers could combine into a mega hell toddler and attack me with a decent chance
ahomeboysl1fe: kiss-harder: problambmatic: kiss-harder: kiss-harder: i just received a text from my best friend that said “so i think i’m gay” out of literally nowhere so i’m like “dude sweet for real just like suddenly you realized or?”
is-that-what-i-think-it-is: a-hunter-at-221b: brain-patterns: So apparently there’s a sound that is 36 or so octaves below middle c that is so low that it kills you. The sound waves literally kill you. And this sound is only found in dark matter
jen3t: Watching Goosebumps rn and literally hitting myself in the face for actually getting scared from this when I was little.
me-and-my-beard: weloveshortvideos: literally me i missed it
duloxetine: I literally want this framed
scatmancrothers: my 2nd birthday party was a literal nightmare that’s supposed to be big bird
thebootydiaries: i have known this guy for literally 1 day i hate this
theyaimtospoopyhave: rantyrantblog: aghoulshark: hmmm something’s wrong here…. just can’t put my finger on it Literally every one of those women’s costumes have a “Yandy” watermark. I’m going to flip my shit. How many times do I have
blannybuns: coffeeinmybeard: jake-clark: autumngracy: cumaeansibyl: seekers-whoarelovers: museedart: Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind, 1896 by Jean-Léon Gérôme I’ve been thinking a lot about it and this is literally the best
thebootydiaries: spankinggod: thebootydiaries: i have known this guy for literally 1 day i hate this Yeah, because why educate when we can lash out with being overly sensitive?
commanderfantasy: bootrear: friendlytroll: zooophagous: askgraphiteknight: themostemotionaldarkness: this was recommended for me today and is literally one of the best things i have seen in my entire life. he is so efficient and has so much passion,
thatsthat24: neon-skies95: thatsthat24: just-shower-thoughts: Next time someone says you look familiar, tell them you do porn. Ok but this is literally what I say. It’s the best. sanders no sanders yes
frankedcastle: HAVE Y’ALL SEEN THIS SHIT ON TWITTER I’M LITERALLY DECEASED (her twitter) Bonus:
notlostonanadventure: THEY SHOWED ME THIS VIDEO IN HIGH SCHOOL BIO THE PROFESSOR LITERALLY HAD TO REWIND TO THIS POINT BECAUSE WE WERE ALL LAUGHING SO HARD
surprisebitch: mycaell: theproblematicblogger: 💀💀💀💀💀 SCAMMED LMAOOOOOO Eli literally said “I will if you buy” though lmaoo
laur-rants: Listening to Ana’s dialogue with both Jack and Gabe killed me, and not just because she called them by their first names. But mostly because she was literally hitting on Jack who was oblivious, and then there’s Reaper who is swearing
cinnabongene: me, the entire day: oh my god i’m so tired, i can’t wait to go to back to sleep me, at 3 AM:
oku-yas: otakubvsed: yotsu-box: Hol Horse and every other Jojo character stopped smoking because Araki realized that he dislikes the smell of cigarettes “I figured what the heck” this is literally the only commentary necessary for all of jjba.
1squirtle: mz-jem: officialinternet: HE LITERALLY WHIPPED HIS LAPTOP INTO THE DOOR I CANT OMG HE BROKE THE LAMP IN HALF LMAOO
prime-art: My dad asked me if Mei gets ripped when nano boosted, so I took it literally…
lucile-the-dinosaure: dudegetyourown: a-world-of-noise: library-mermaid: weloveshortvideos: me this halloween I’m literally crying what does she even throw are those onions?????? THESE KINDS OF VIDEOS KILL ME EVERY TKME This is legit me 😂😂😂
the-goddamazon: blacktionbronson: Masculinity is such a fragile concept. This is literally my favorite video.
thetemplewitch: I literally could not pass this upBonus:(Ref provided by @senseibait; Genji’s response provided by @ironknuckle9)
puppycastiel: I’m literally in tears.
attractthecrows: please just. imagine for a moment, an earthborn Shepard that did parkour as a teenager. just imagine the great Shepard parkour-ing literally everywhere. It’s handy on the run and confusing to enemies. They’re trying to avoid C-sec
molly-ren: snarkyhorseshit: snarkyhorseshit: I was just thinking how cool it would be to turn my two couches into some kind of mega comfy living room nest and then I remembered I live alone and there is literally nothing that can stop me from doing
salt-sass-and-lyrium: squeezemetillipop: bellygangstaboo: wonder where he got that idea though :) This fucking piece of shit BEAT A ONE YEAR OLD TO DEATH. It wasn’t an accident. It wasn’t SIDS. He literally bashed in an infant’s head. And
lovlae: this will never not b funny every time i think about this i literally like , scream
weavemama:they are literally taking away healthcare from poor people who need it the most and giving it to the rich…. the ones who need it less
blackblocberniebros: motorizedmycologist: denzelle: denzelle: for some reason i definitely thought this was going to be one of those fuckin… infinite chocolate things. or like, some really weird trick involved. literally it’s just “put the tomatoes
cabbagefuneral: cabbagefuneral: marina and the diamonds and naruto were both born on october 10th… i knew that lana and sasuke are both cancers and are also literally the same person.. so i was like.. i wonder if lady gaga and sakura are the same
lesbianshepard: lesbianshepard: look at what my teacher wrote on my lesbian hero myth I’m going to scream they literally get married on this page im still??? not over this??? im half ready to go up to her tomorrow and be like “thanks for the a+
slagnarok:He literally whipped his dick out and busted a nut I’m done.
this-is-bob: mydickisthealpha: cryingmanlytears: tachibanya: chirart: the-soul-eater-alchemist: LITERALLY THE BIGGEST FUCK YOU BY THE WRITERS IN THE HISTORY OF SHIPPING. do you really want to go there THE LAST ONE WHAT THE FUCK
