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ixnay-on-the-oddk: doodleniks: I LAUGH LITERALLY EVERY TIME I SEE THIS OH MY GOD Oh god
i-want-spankings: sadistic-gentleman: i-want-spankings:liveforthedash: Oh good god. Agreed! Until you get to his very angry face. His face is literally killing the whole mood. His face looks like it literally killed thousands of baby aminals.
halseymemes: perpetuallynocturnal: halseymemes: Shia Beef Shia once explained that Shia means Praise God so his name literally means Thank god for Beef Thank you for this
female-destruction: Oh my god, he’s so fucking deep! Oh fuck, oh my fucking god, fuck! I can literally feel my pussy stretching! Jesus, he’s fucking tearing me apart! You can’t help but enjoy the abuse your wasted cunt is receiving. I make sure
adidas-sport: woefulandwild: alsohigh: premas: oh my god I don’t really reblog porn but…. Holy mother of god…. literally my favorite gif of all time holy fucking shit Oh wow
kyrianne: rufiozuko: toomuchpressure: yurilyfe-deactivated20140128: merry christmas, have some ironic strider bullshittery [dave] [rose] #oH MY GOD #OH MY GOD??? #SEND HELP #THAT SANTA HAS LITERALLY NEVER BEEN MORE TERRIFIED IN HIS ENTIRE
lordjim777-deactivated20210407:lordjim777-deactivated20210407:lordjim777-deactivated20210407:Mark get that away from your face. A pickle literally sent you to the ER. You’re the last person that should be holding that.OH MY GOD-OH MY GOD-
This could have been the other way around… god I’m literally…I’M LITERALLY RIGHT THERE AND IT STILL WOULD HAVE MADE SENSE!!!!!!!!
kawaiidesudesu: gerardwayisperfect: marraphy: rapidstrike: mynameisgrey: addigot-moxie: galaxy-hearts: shoeshined: When Asians attack. OH MY GODS JLAFKJkasefklawjEKLTAJ HIS TECHNIQUE IS FLAWLESS I WANT TO BE HIM OMG OH MY GOD LITERALLY DYING
halseymemes: perpetuallynocturnal: halseymemes: Shia Beef Shia once explained that Shia means Praise God so his name literally means Thank god for Beef Holy cow
aokayinspace: witwicky: down-to-venus: When ICE isn’t cool. Kal El…. is literally Hebrew. It means Voice of God. He’s a Jewish illegal immigrant. For a reason. He was written in the 30s. I mean Superman was literally written as an allegory
sunset1warrior: Peter Parker, part of gen z, understanding how bad this country is: god I hate America Steve Rodgers, literally “Captain America”: god me too
pumpkinmcqueen: fantastic-fantasy-fanfics: bad-post-pikachu: This tea is scalding ☕️ That’s last panel seems like a joke but the Bible literally says GOD will punish those who keep children away from him. GOD will zap every p*edo into hell.
lilbrat7: lohanthony: my dad is literally trying to brainwash me into thinking that anything that white people are doing right now is right. thank god i am expossed to the truth on the internet and thank god i am open minded or else i’d be raised
pakeeztani:ahnyala:amazighprincex:you all do realise that “Allaah” isn’t “the Muslim god”… like you do realise that “Allaah” is literally just the word for “God” in the Arabic language and that Christian and Jewish Arabic-speakers
captainamericaisavirgin:blackzephyrus: captainamericaisavirgin: feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did some men* you literally cannot hate people you’ve never met or even heard of. oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OHH M
numba1fanatic: alterria: “God would never put a female soul in a male body because He never makes mistakes” Excuse me? God literally was so embarrassed by his human creations that he destroyed the entire earth in a flood leaving only one guy’s
captainamericaisavirgin: blackzephyrus: captainamericaisavirgin: feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did some men* you literally cannot hate people you’ve never met or even heard of. oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OHH
disgruntled-mammaries: dorothy-cotton: d0t0ri: shadowkixx: Oh god I saw this a long time ago and just now got it. OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER when me and my mom watched this episode she literally started crying and said “i
gettinhandsy: mymindinaclusterfuck: OH MY GOD IT ACTUALLY PREPARED ITSELF AND TRIED AND EVERYTHING OH MY GODS. College. wait a second… Life. I literally watched this for a whole 60 seconds…. *squee*
imjustacoffeeshop: kisstrees: favoritepanties: homefortheholidaysgrl: crunchwrapmistress: this is therapeutic this is crazy cool but that’s really really rude to kill all those ants this dude literally is the ant god. he literally just caused
oestrogencookies: iheartshoelaces: couthor: bra-llelujah: O These are literally the only two kinds of horse out there I swear to god Oh my god I thought that was a man in a monkey suit I own four horses and I can confirm that three are like the
yhivi:*does ten metaphorical backflips* @vextape is my porno fairy god mother and I want to do ten more metaphorical backflips on her literal clitoris with my literal mouthI feel like Feb 8th should be some kind of national holiday from now on in honour
daph122: slxcc: swolizard: hoodkage: zubat:I watched this and literally said “OH MY GOD” out loud. bruh revolutionary niggas at parties in Jersey I literally watched this 10 times
fyeahsasusaku: OH MY GOD I’M LITERALLY SHAKING. SAKURA IS COMING. I CAN LITERALLY TASTE THE SSS FAMILY REUNION.
3aroosa: God it mAKES ME SO MAD when girls literally sacrifice their emotional health for a GUY. For a GUY. Like TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF FIRST FGS if there’s a guy that’s literally taking away your sanity or your happiness or your peace of mind or
amixedreality: gryffindorghost: sealegslegssea: rawhides: disastr: hotbabysitter: Drive Thru Floating Cup. NO I FUCKING CAN’T TAKE THIS That mothafucka a DEMON oh my god LITERALLY THE BEST sweet jesus on a cracker crying literally the best
nikorys: flyinpony: deadrobinclub: sscheibe: I literally don’t speak spanish but this was a wild trip Oh my god i literally speak spanish and this was a wild trip maría la del barrio was a religious experience
bellecs:danhateseveryone:kihanas-spirit:taraatrandom:Oh. My. God.republican arguments in a nutshell everyonethis is literally just painful I know it sounds harsh but I’m literally waiting for that entire generation die
moomookins711: daniel-black: nikorys: flyinpony: deadrobinclub: sscheibe: I literally don’t speak spanish but this was a wild trip Oh my god i literally speak spanish and this was a wild trip maría la del barrio was a religious experience
siphersaysstuff: aokayinspace: witwicky: down-to-venus: When ICE isn’t cool. Kal El…. is literally Hebrew. It means Voice of God. He’s a Jewish illegal immigrant. For a reason. He was written in the 30s. I mean Superman was literally written
ericvkim: moon-light-drive: rubeitalloverme: rigorwhortis: madbootyscientist: flying-blades: yungmamita: flyinpony: deadrobinclub: sscheibe: I literally don’t speak spanish but this was a wild trip Oh my god i literally speak spanish and
tatertwats: I WAS JUST DOING SOME CASUAL MISHA COLLINS STALKING AND I GOOGLED MISHA COLLINS WIFE WEDDING AND I KEEP FINDING THESE PICTURES NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY OH MY GOD IM LITERALLY CRYING TEARS ARE BURSTING FROM MY EYES OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WAS
skysquids: garashirs: garashirs: honestly the funniest thing about the lord of the rings is how gandalf is literally a minor god sent to middle-earth by The Big Man Himself and yet literally nobody apart from the elves seems to recognise this or take
lynati: garashirs: garashirs: honestly the funniest thing about the lord of the rings is how gandalf is literally a minor god sent to middle-earth by The Big Man Himself and yet literally nobody apart from the elves seems to recognise this or take him
kawaiians: things slenderman is a creepypasta invented in a somethingawful thread things slenderman isnt literally who gives a shit he was made up by basement dwellers on the internet for fun who cares oh my god literally who cares im so done who cARES
natcat5: erosum: hypervocal: 13 People Who Don’t Know What ‘Literally’ Means Literally the best list on the internet. get in losers we’re going hetero-crushing ^Oh my god that’s horrible I’m crying but I’m laughing
bewaretheavalanche: pizzaforpresident: godreyhepburn: THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE PISSED OFF REPUBLICAN POST ON MY FACEBOOK FEED OH MY GOD YOU ARE LITERALLY TOO STUPID TO INSULT IM CRYUING Lawl.
dumbdaisies: a guy literally said this so me and it is literally the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me oh my god.
cheekhy: bambuh: Literally everyone when Miley was twerking on Robin Thicke . i have literally not stopped laughing AHAHAH the guy on the right looks the sky like: WTFF GOD?
scenturies: 3aroosa: God it mAKES ME SO MAD when girls literally sacrifice their emotional health for a GUY. For a GUY. Like TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF FIRST FGS if there’s a guy that’s literally taking away your sanity or your happiness or your peace
dumbdaisies: a guy literally said this so me and it is literally the sweetest things anyone has ever said to me oh my god. Marry that guy 🎶🎶
lywinis: amandakitswell: fersrsbizniz: swedishlady: sentientcitizen: “Rob’s really good with the babies. Every time they started crying, I would literally go, ‘Oh god, where’s its mom?’ I would be worried about the baby and he would literally
I got fucked, my god it I literally had sex 5 days ago and I'm tight as fuck. Literally my pussy feels like when I was a virgin~
please god someone tell jason momoa that he is welcome to do literally anything he wants to me. literally anything. i would lick his toilet bowl if he asked and that’s not a euphemism like his actual toilet.
earthstory: Um, wow. I love whales, but I’d scream. Do you know how big these creatures are? And more than one? WHAT IF THEY BREACHED? Oh my god. You would literally LITERALLY die.
thecutestofthecute: captain-snark: moist-fondling: themanicpixiedreamgrrrl: Literally me when I hurt people oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS THE CAT’S
themoonphase: thecutestofthecute: captain-snark: moist-fondling: themanicpixiedreamgrrrl: Literally me when I hurt people oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS
pestycriminal: captain-snark: moist-fondling: themanicpixiedreamgrrrl: Literally me when I hurt people oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS THE CAT’S HEAD
beesbeesbees: this is it. this is literally what happens. a friend of mine has been playing fate/stay night (Thank God) and kept joking about rin frickin calling archer “not-saber”. it’s true, literally one of the first fucking things she says
viva-la-heichou: OH MY GOD LITERALLY THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE THING EVER. ITS GOING DOWN IM YELLING LEVI
trash-god: “muscles aren’t feminine”1. my femininity or lack thereof is not yours to define2. muscles are literally a CRUCIAL part of hUMAN ANATOMY3. I’m literally going to fry you up and eat you
captain-snark: moist-fondling: themanicpixiedreamgrrrl: Literally me when I hurt people oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS THE CAT’S HEAD TO HIS CHEST. FUCK.
vextape: yhivi:*does ten metaphorical backflips* @vextape is my porno fairy god mother and I want to do ten more metaphorical backflips on her literal clitoris with my literal mouthI feel like Feb 8th should be some kind of national holiday from now
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