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#au where raleigh’s a literal sex god and chuck worships him in secret ily april
revengeance: revengeance: Josuke’s most iconic scene from the manga is literally just him calling Crazy Diamond to punch Okuyasu’s spaghetti God bless.
powerburial:pharmachimp:disgruntledseagull:acidbathcat:god this is so funny women r insane i love her dude pee in a paper cup and pour it in the box like lrn to logisticsi would literally piss in the litter box for a joke this guy has no ballsif he’s
shortcircuitfullmoon: yuriisawesome: letsbeholmies: everythingelsegoesherethen: God has spoken. LITERALLY This… this… o.o THIS!!! Win.
zoophobiacrazies: ask-markus-weiss: angel-the-cat: iheartpkmn: iamtoolate: origijex: turquoiseload: I laughed SO hard I am literally crying I laughed way to hard at this HELP I CAN’T BREATHE THE LAST ONE OH GOD IM DYING I cried :’( reblog
firework-factory: latinafeyy:socialworkmemes: sandandglass:TDS, April 8, 2015 Signal boost about rapists getting paternity rights in the event of pregnancy. DAFUQ This can not be real oh my god… This pissed me off so damn much I swearIt’s literally
vixyhoovesmod: eammod: vixyhoovesmod: jackiereblogsthis: eammod: god damnit I made the resolution on this too damn high, this will literally take me the rest of the day and most of the night to just line. Why do I torture myself? Awww yish, missed
hivibrations:hyourinmaruice:castieltheangelic:doctorwho-the-fuck-are-you:HoLy FuCk1) I LOVE HIS ACCENT. IT’S BEAUTIFUL. 2) PLEASE WATCH THIS. I LITERALLY HAVE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE. YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS. JUST WATCH X’Doh my god I cannot
tomecko:ificouldbeheard:vanehwasreal:vanehwasreal:i’ve always scoffed at those “oh my god europe is tiny”-posts but we just took the wrong exit driving back to our cabin and we literally ended up in norway and decided to just stay for dinner so
mangs-art: codras replied to your photo “another bad low res sai sketch might do a couple requests if anyone…” Sunhorse yo i’ve literally never drawn celestia before god damn that took a way longer than i
berenswick: upallnightogetloki: ledamemangociana: madlori: Oh my God, this just made my whole day. the best thing about this is that this was literally all in the same photoshoot for the same damn issue of the same damn magazine Emma’s photo:
soaringsparrows: rebelsofshield: ninastestanin: christmas-type-furret: This is literally the most bomb-ass D&D story I’ve ever read in my life oh my god. Holy shit ._. Some RP sessions have better stories than actual fiction. I mean, goddamn.
how-i-superwholocked-your-mother: whoreowinchester: thebrigadier: diicaprios-deactivated20180123: Neil Patrick Harris | Punk’d 9x12 #THE AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN SOMEONE IS LITERALLY TOO CHILL TO PUNK #’RELAX’ DEAR GOD Relax i speak bear
cumtastic0928: biebersdick: Lower plssss Can we just enjoy the pure perfection of this male sex god. Perfection in every way. I wanna suck his cock till he explodes in my mouth. Id literally let him do anything. I wanna taste his ass.
callmekitto: bunnyfood: A pug literally SCREAMING with excitement when he sees other dogs on TV. I just love pugs so much Oh my God I actually giggle snorted.
beetsuntitled: le-moratoire: rawbeef: oddii: ferris-23: digitallyimpaired: pandacows: the pizza guy’s confusion makes this video so brilliant oh my god That was literally the best thing ever… *o* when everyone disappears thats the best part
astropolice: scienceandrollerskates: Today, I made some calming manatees, but most of them are the wrong size to go on the site. Oh well. Would you like them? OH GOD OH NO IT’S LITERALLY ME I’M THE CALMING MANATEE These make me feel a lot better
chainsaw-mascara replied to your post “anyone who’s going to katsu is in for a treat, because it’s going to…” i’m 100% going to be there now. FINALLY, WE CAN RUN DRAMATICALLY TOWARDS EACH OTHER IN SLOW MOTION HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY
happyurepii:trying to get back into drawing after literal months god help me ( ๑´д`๑)what are they doing up there? bruh idk.
tadoshoneybuns: Kintadomaki girlfriends chilling, lazyng around like cute cats, probably blinding everyone with their attractiveness. Probably on a date.
tandembicycles: tandembicycles: tandembicycles: where’s that vine of the mcelroys (?) going “HOT BOY” at a car It was taken off of Vine but luckily it’s on Youtube, God bless. literally every tag on this is “I didn’t know that this was
willowcrowned:fanfiction is so unbelievably stupid you’ll be like oh i want to write about some finctional dudes and suddenly you’re knee deep in two hundred year old inheritance laws
natashadrawsthings:Commissioned piece for the lovely neasura OF her super cutie gem oc, Topaz! YAY!Thanks again for the commission!LOOK AT THIS AND GO GET AN AWESOME COMMISSION FROM HER OK?
danhateseveryone: kihanas-spirit: taraatrandom: Oh. My. God. republican arguments in a nutshell everyone this is literally just painful
dodokotka: prince-roni-macaroni: fun fact: In Finland we have a nickname for duct tape. We call it jeesusteippi or jesari which literally means “Jesus tape” because it does miracles. what jesus tape won’t heal, god has abandoned.
Oh man the other bosses have so many nice hats too… Goddammit… (Seriously I’d want the one from killing Demon God, BUT AS IF BECAUSE I LITERALLY CANNOT COPE WITH STRANGERS IN A PARTY.)Also I heard most of these are acc bound. Great.
lazybonesthedragon: karuna-tan: lazybonesthedragon: Please RNG Gods, just give me Thane so I can finish my Lightbearer team. Also I have Baden already and he needs his bae! I’d give you mine for a Fawkes. D: I literally just pulled a damn Fawkes
timelordofrassilon: pinubers: bowlersandtophats: lumiukko: hanamiiii: I found the video with that gif. OH MY GOD. b e s t I LITERALLY JUST- HOLY SHIT HIS PRONUNCIATION IS GOOD AND HIM TELLING THE GUY TO CONFESS LOUDER /SHRIEK I need one person
nosdrinker: eveltal: supamuthafuckinvillain: sageoftenpaths: WOW I’m pretty sure you’ve reached Legendary Status when the God of Skating, Tony Hawk looses his shit That’s literally the move Christ Air from the first tony hawk pro skater game
burytheworries: cassandrapentaghast:carolxdanvers:taylor-swift-forevermore-13:The Rock Lip Sync Shake It OffThis is beautifulthis is literally a religious experience Oh my god this is everything to me now
kidchi: quicksilverwracked: rayhudson: THEY LITERALLY HANG THEM UP TO DRY IN CRYING OH MY GOD WHY IS THIS NOT MY JOB?!?! THE NOISE
phineas4cobain:lemonsharks:agehagyaru: speedwag: ARE U GUYS SEEING THIS?! ARE U LOOKING THERE IS GRASS LITERALLY TALLER THAN IT AND LISTEN TO ITS LITTLE NOISES my god turn the sound on turn the sound on WATCH IT WITH THE SOUND I WANT ONE. I WILL
rainnecassidy: thisishowthebeatdrops: thebestoftumbling: dog conquers fear of doorways OH MY GOD BABY, YOU BIG FUCKING DORKNO, I CAN’T COPE WITH YOU I literally said “YOU FUCKING NERD” out loud
ultronan: artillery: literally the first thing R2-D2 does after spending god knows what amount of time sleeping on information vital to the entire galaxy is insult C-3PO, beautiful #i have lukes map you golden piece of shit (via phasmascaptain)
the-7-percent-solution:mittensmorgul:the-7-percent-solution:Last year I read fanfiction for the first time and it ruined my fucking life. I literally don’t have hobbies anymore.I have good news, my friend. Fanfic qualifies as a hobby.Oh thank god. Update,
pbergeron: britney2007spears: hoodoo-hoodlum: I’m so mad because this worked help me roger literally right after i rbd this chara scored… god is real
laughingfish: dave-mau5: dave-mau5: Welcome to Australia! Where a fast food restaurant literally made a mirrored reflective sea-gull proof packet for their fries so they don’t god damn try to fly down and steal your fries. YOU THINK IM JOKING?
pleasegodletmelive: iwontbelookingdown: m4a1-shermayne: m4a1-shermayne: Imagine showing this video to someone 6 months ago Imagine showing this video to someone 1 year ago oh my god. This would literally be a closing shot in Black Mirror
cherrynat: do you ever read a piece of fanfic that is just so fucking spectacular that makes you actually feel things? boy, i swear to god, i’m so goddamn grateful for every single one of you writers, yall literally giving us entertainment for free
lesbianhaircut: rilgon: lieutenantbites: nosdrinker: eveltal: supamuthafuckinvillain: sageoftenpaths: WOW I’m pretty sure you’ve reached Legendary Status when the God of Skating, Tony Hawk looses his shit That’s literally the move Christ
aceoftheocean: linguini17: shock: love being trusted with “you cant tell anyone this” conversations and nodding a lot and forgetting everything they told me like god intended and going down as a trustworthy individual while doing literally zero
tinyconfusion: nicollekidman: pea brain sci-fi purist: the doctor is an ancient god-like alien who is Too Good To Succumb to some silly human womanthe doctor, canonically: [huffs a BIG hit of rose tyler’s pheromones every chance they get] literally
sylveongender: randomslasher: mycatstail: egg-tampon: back in my day we didn’t call it “shitposting”, we called it “nightblogging” and blamed the australians I’ve been on this god forsaken website for too long. I literally had the sensation
sadlittlenerdking: I literally scrolled past after read it, started reading another post. Paused. “Oh my gOD” and scrolled back up to reblog this fuck
xmichaelmyers:being horny is so fucking stupid. if you horny you’re immediately a dumbass. that person could literally just be wearing a t shirt and the sight of their collarbone feels like you just snorted a line of coke. god fucking forbid they wear
xmichaelmyers:nneesd:xmichaelmyers:being horny is so fucking stupid. if you horny you’re immediately a dumbass. that person could literally just be wearing a t shirt and the sight of their collarbone feels like you just snorted a line of coke. god fucking
kendallroy:god this is literally so funny… like all year people have been saying “oh what if he just refuses to leave office and stages a coup” but realistically we know that won’t actually work because he has done nothing but insult and alienate
ryebreadgf:god said let’s give this bitch so much self awareness it’s going to stop her from doing literally anything
saintsanguine:when nine inch nails said “i wanna fuck you like an animal, my whole existence is flawed, you get me closer to god.” literally
microsuedemouse:one of my favourite ways to engage with any given fandom is exclusively via the content shared by one mutual. I don’t know Anything about the source material but by god you’re right, my friend, your otp is literally the pinnacle of
animentality:animentality:Facebook is dying and Twitter is fatally wounded. Tumblr could literally become the most powerful of all social medias if it would just unban boobs RIGHT NOW. Oh my GOD.
pancakestein:
oswinstark: tasteslikecoconutandmetal: teribeth: lunahorizon: littlecatlady: moderatelyattractive: TLC never dissappoints i just found literally my favorite youtube comment ever are you kidding me the comment section is a gold mine oh my GOD
youngblackandvegan: wvynes-world: supamuthafuckinvillain: So she literally has a heart for an ass Bruhhhhh is this real? look at God
alegbra: lord-kitschener: we did it, guys, we got Alabama to ban the straights oh my god they’re literally making straight marriage illegal. the prophecy is being fulfilled
quickweaves: spunj: schlurb: wastedcouth: Found him literally wearing a police badge in the kkk photo I’m honestly so upset. The proof is mounting. Why is this country so fucked up. OH MY FUCKING GOD
boxlunches: sleepy-wood: princealiababwaa: yosuke-kun: theoriginalspike: thecuriouscaseofkatie: thegaybostonian: videohall: The Power of Pine-Sol I can’t even BREATHE. AHAHA. LITERAL TERAS ARE STEAMING OWN MY FACE BECAUSE OH MY GOD IC ANNOT
condom: i am actually so self-conscious to the point where if someone is looking at me i literally feel like they’re thinking and picking out all of my flaws dear god. Dunno about you guys but I am always checking for flaws in my condoms.
elialys: oh god guys, my host mom LITERALLY just sent me this, with “For my bacon lovers!” as the subject line.
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