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lminlesbianswithyou: pomoe: country music, or as I like to call it, “farm emo” Oh my god. That’s literally what it is I am so fucking done
rebelaachan: totallypandacoffee: thebrigadier: diicaprios-deactivated20180123: Neil Patrick Harris | Punk’d 9x12 #THE AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN SOMEONE IS LITERALLY TOO CHILL TO PUNK #’RELAX’ DEAR GOD Guys. Watch this video. This isn’t even a
masturbatewithacheesegrater: it’s literally painful watching other people use the internet like oh god why are you using internet explorer no you dont have to double click everything why are you typing google.com into the google search bar oh my fucking
thebrigadier: diicaprios-deactivated20180123: Neil Patrick Harris | Punk’d 9x12 #THE AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN SOMEONE IS LITERALLY TOO CHILL TO PUNK #’RELAX’ DEAR GOD
bokukkorisu: thousandandrelativesunnyinspace: bokukkorisu: I have just realized Tumblr is literally the sea It’s huge It’s blue And the deeper you get, the weirder and scarier its inhabitants are plus, I mean look at all the ships… OH MY GOD
cuteaggression: stevecarlsberg: [heavy breathing] OH MY GOD i just literally clapped both of my hands to my face and started hyperventilating IN THE OFFICE Well fuck me guess I have to check this out now.
fire-raising: starkidnutty: Oh my god, it’s literally never occurred to me before that Newt Scamander is a Hufflepuff and his book is called “Fantastic Beasts and Where to FIND Them.”
how-i-superwholocked-your-mother: whoreowinchester: thebrigadier: diicaprios-deactivated20180123: Neil Patrick Harris | Punk’d 9x12 #THE AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN SOMEONE IS LITERALLY TOO CHILL TO PUNK #’RELAX’ DEAR GOD Relax i speak bear
jeanmarcoing: besbaaaw-gurl: I don’t even care who the fuck you are you NEED to watch this commercial I swear to god you will not regret it I am laughing so hard I literally think I’m going to cough up a lung i’m uncomfortable
levanna: theshirtlesslifter: Literally moaned at this photoset. Oh my god. TAG YOUR PORN THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS SITE
carry-on-my-wayward-butt: just because you’re confused doesn’t mean it’s out to steal your fucking drawings oh my god “granting them use” literally means that they can use it for log in screens, resize it for mobile blogging, and have
fandomhopper: HORSES ARE SO WEIRD THEY ARE LITERALLY THE WEIRDEST ANIMALS EVER OH MY GOD THEY RUN AROUND ON THEIR FINGERNAILS
mr-alec-winchester: elmntry: these wafers literally taste like god and jesus himself Communion wafers?
adiostoreadumb: adiostoreadumb: My snapchats are literally the best Of all my selfies on tumblr, THESE are the ones to get 30k+ notes. God dammit.
my-name-is-meebles: aphmontrealiss0coollike: hitchhikerkisses: HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG BLEEEUUUUUGHRRGHUUUUGUUHBL BLEEEAAAAUGH HUUUUUUURRRRRGHBLHBHEBEEEHEEEEEEELLLLHNGG the gods have spoken I literally busted out laughing at this picture
richdads: thatslatebluewolf: That mailbox is just like “OH GOD JUST KILL ME IT’S TOO HOT” Literally Arizona y’all.
o-my-boys: #OH MY GOD#THEY SKIPPED SCHOOL#TO AUDITION FOR THE FILM#NO FUCKING WONDER THEY GOT THE PART#THAT IS LITERALLY SOMETHING#FRED AND GEORGE WOULD HIGH FIVE OVER
sunshinychick: saddeer: immigrantgirls: #lit classic dude i don’t even believe this i know i just reblogged it like ten minutes ago but oh my god this baby eats shit from like 4ft in the air and nobody cares this is literally the funniest thing
veggieblt: veggieblt: veggieblt: OH MY GOD I FUCKED UP SO BAD. I SAW THE CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY “BULLSHIT” SALE YESTERDAY AND BOUGHT IT THINKING IT WAS AN EXPANSION PACK. IT’S LITERALLY BULL SHIT. THEY ARE SENDING COW POOP TO MY HOUSE AND I HAVE
moskafleur: eteo: dweebscar: inwhichifeelallthefeels: cyanide123: dweebscar: dweebscar: what if giraffes lived underwater what a majestic creature It would explain nessie Oh my God. I have been waiting literally over a year to use this gif, and
alegbra: lord-kitschener: we did it, guys, we got Alabama to ban the straights oh my god they’re literally making straight marriage illegal. the prophecy is being fulfilled
fuckerluke: tumblr has ruined the word daddy for me forever. the other day my dad was like as a joke “come give daddy a hug” and i literally cringed i wanted to cry i wanted god himself to come down and take my life right there
thenoblest-lie: nuclearharvest: maxeth: diphoe: kyjellllyyy: aeturnumimplevitamore: comicsncoolshit: this gives me life Literally one of the sickest things I’ve ever seen😂 🍕🔥🍕🔥🍕 Fucking dead OH MY GOD The power is unreal
thesageofspirit: phonesignal: swagdeddy: i would literally never play this game again if that happened to me i dont get it @katsuraky O MY GOD ITS REAL The legendary FEAR. I never thought I’d see that again!
theeyeofthetigger: suzzannnn: when you open a new tab and can’t remember why Literally the exact face I make oh my god
givemeprizes: verbivorous: indigohalf: swanblood: birdblog: ohdarjeeling: preciousest baby toucan oh god its eyes are so big and it hops and asdfhgjksa <3 I just sat there literally curling my fists up to my face going ubububububu ;w; Why
mikkynga: Honestly this part of that episode was my favorite. It literally made me cry, the love between them was so imperfect but felt so adorably realistic. God bless rebecca
passionpeachy: @GOD WHY ARE ALL THESE IN DIFF STYLES WHEN THEY’RE ALL BY ME?? literally the only thing consistent in my art style are the colors fml i give up. have fun following my inconsistent ass
@otterbender replied to your post “How fast does ur queue post?”oh my gOD 3,400?? oh my ogd??????? this is pearl-likes-pi from my main blog and i literally have like 30 posts in my queue right now i swear to godhaha, yea, its super full nowadays!
notebooks-and-laptops:Flemeth - literal Mythal, Elvish God - calls Merrill ‘so young and bright’ the moment she meets her. Like. I just wanna point that out. Flemeth who is known for a) picking out the people who will change the course of
i am actually so self-conscious to the point where if someone is looking at me i literally feel like they’re thinking and picking out all of my flaws dear god.
omgineedsomecoffey:salma:yaoibutts: shavingryansprivates: introducing… SPOONS! OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF This kid needs a nobel prize Idk, I think this kid is my hero now? That’s Andy Milonakis and hes literally 40 years old.
southofdallas: Stanley sighed in frustration, trying to convince the church to release their steely grip from property required, quite literally, an act of God. He looked at the young priest with annoyance… “Besides, aren’t you a little young
jackrusso: didsomeonesayadventure: carrie-onn: @ anyone who tries to tell you theatre is easy I’ve watched this like 5 times. God bless you kids backstage. Literally what I do for a living. So stressful, but so rewarding!
gaycomicgeek: gay-loads: Way to go Paul ! God knows how much I jerked off to this photo. Your ass is amazing ! Wow this is an old pic. I think this is the first time I showed my ass online. Literally. www.GayComicGeek.com www.patreon.com/gaycomicgeek
football-addict: thecarefreeblue: Like I cannot even try to express how lucky my little brother is. I just can’t…… I’m sitting here trying to finish this IB shit, and he’s there quite literally just chilling with the spanish nt. Oh god, your
folie-a-tout: heyaeya: dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
bragi-god-of-bullshit: kirstenkupcake: songofthestarwhale: novagasms: sometimes the most innocent of children, have answers for the most complicated of questions. Literally crying right now
vajoochie: the fear of tampons that exists in teenage boys is literally one of the funniest things ive ever seen they act like its a nuclear missile like calm down bro its just a compressed cotton ball i swear to god if u ever want a teenage boy to leave
darkforetold: candycornisaveggiesam: #dean winchester literally will not trust god with his own brother #the most powerful being in the world #and thats not good enough for dean #just let that sink in (via) But he trusts Cas.
syristones: folie-a-tout: heyaeya: dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS
potterlovermore: fy-nghariad-fy-emrys: spoken-not-written: oh my god i just found this and its like im a different person i can’t even what i am literally crying This is a prime example of the longbottom effect
patrickstormborn: confusedandgrumpy: livebloggingmydescentintomadness: *snaps fingers in a dragon formation* oh my god???? this is not??????????? she is literally saying “you’re calling me a woman, is that meant to insult me?? well too bad because
overnight-shipping: farfaduvet: ollivander: ollivander: Oh my god my prof is late and everyone is chilling and suddenly someone yelled “WHO HAS POKEMON” AND THE CLASS EXPLODED I’m in college I do not understand the high school part literally
milkanclcookies: milkanclcookies: i am literally doing the most pointless thing rn oh my god i hate myself
inspiringshadowac: myhxppylittlepill: tyleroakleysslave: Literally my favorite thing ever. HE DELETED THESE FROM TWITTER. WHY TROYE? Oh my goD I’m laughing so hard
madameatomicbomb: lieutenantbites: nosdrinker: eveltal: supamuthafuckinvillain: sageoftenpaths: WOW I’m pretty sure you’ve reached Legendary Status when the God of Skating, Tony Hawk looses his shit That’s literally the move Christ Air from
bitchyoucouldneva: bunnymarie526: princessandtheprep: Literally the saddest progression of tweets I’ve ever read That just hurt me. To actually see the tweet of someone who just lost their grandmother… Oh, God. I’m gonna pray for her. Her and
ultronan: artillery: literally the first thing R2-D2 does after spending god knows what amount of time sleeping on information vital to the entire galaxy is insult C-3PO, beautiful #i have lukes map you golden piece of shit (via phasmascaptain)
poopfarm: 430: yungestveteran: ………………………….. GOD…..this is what y'all sound like when you congratulate and praise white people for doing literally….wait for it..nothing she has her bag thereshe don’t want you sitting there
kunsthalles: didi-is-spiffy: Skai literally ripped all my edges out hair by hair oh my god amazing
carlosae88: folie-a-tout: heyaeya: dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS
siphersaysstuff:eatingcroutons: laughingfish: dave-mau5: dave-mau5: Welcome to Australia! Where a fast food restaurant literally made a mirrored reflective sea-gull proof packet for their fries so they don’t god damn try to fly down and steal your
iheartyourshoes: God I see this and it’s literally the definition of how stupid the people from my home town are. This was filmed at the local beach here in a documentary about male strippers. I watched it…the Aussie guy is HAWT
osito884: levanna: theshirtlesslifter: Literally moaned at this photoset. Oh my god. Ugh.. My dreams!
goodwhitedaddy:bigbuttsandcumsluts:Fat pussy fun. The term eating pussy gets thrown around a lot.But I swear to God I wanna literally take a bite out of that thing!
gryffindorghost: sealegslegssea: rawhides: disastr: hotbabysitter: Drive Thru Floating Cup. NO I FUCKING CAN’T TAKE THIS That mothafucka a DEMON oh my god LITERALLY THE BEST sweet jesus on a cracker
![cuteaggression: stevecarlsberg: [heavy breathing] OH MY GOD i just literally clapped both of my hands to my face and started hyperventilating IN THE OFFICE Well fuck me guess I have to check this out now.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/00c01de85c21478ff4e553a5c0e50a09/tumblr_mrw45zKDvW1qgk1nqo1_250.jpg)
