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thebestkindofmad: frogparty: frogparty: i really cant get over how in episode two of fmab they like straight up just show us that ed basically met the closest being-like thing to god and then. then in literally the next episode hes like. yeah. yeah
skarchomp: skarchomp: i feel like none of us really talk enough about the fact that the evolution to porygon is literally actually honest to god named “porygon2″ porygon the movie 2000 pokemon scientists revealing their newest discovery in the porygon
shetheycock:dude-bro-tm:xmichaelmyers:being horny is so fucking stupid. if you horny you’re immediately a dumbass. that person could literally just be wearing a t shirt and the sight of their collarbone feels like you just snorted a line of coke. god
ashgrace646:Literally just trying to get your god damn attention
nosdrinker: eveltal: supamuthafuckinvillain: sageoftenpaths: WOW I’m pretty sure you’ve reached Legendary Status when the God of Skating, Tony Hawk looses his shit That’s literally the move Christ Air from the first tony hawk pro skater game
justskippingalong: THE FADE TO BLACK OH MY GOD I LITERALLY CAN’T BREATHE RIGHT NOW
amx004qubeley:ninastestanin:christmas-type-furret: This is literally the most bomb-ass D&D story I’ve ever read in my life oh my god. Holy shit ._. NO!!!!
agender-seychelles: aph-sheet-music: theshewxlf: sixpenceee: betty-the-murder-mare: negroinwhiteamerica: sixpenceee: Oh god, how many of you guys remember? LMAO MEEEEEE. this fucked me up ahaha Yo this literally made me scream when I first say
laughingfish: dave-mau5: dave-mau5: Welcome to Australia! Where a fast food restaurant literally made a mirrored reflective sea-gull proof packet for their fries so they don’t god damn try to fly down and steal your fries. YOU THINK IM JOKING?
satansboner: I’ve never been so high that a dog has talked to me BUT I have been so high I was literally convinced I was God.
tugamaggie: secret-agent-melissa-mceagle: everyonesahero: i’m crying literally crying fury’s gift oh my god steve’s gift
folie-a-tout: heyaeya: dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
tyleroakley: emmilions: MERYL STREEP READING AN OATMEAL RECIPE “SEXILY” AND A TRAFFIC REPORT WHILE “GIVING LABOR” IS LITERALLY ALL IVE WANTED FROM LIFE AND I DIDNT EVEN KNOW IT UNTIL ELLEN DEGENERES MADE HER DO IT THANK GOD SHE CAN DO ANYTHING
I literally was just looking in the mirror brushing my hair and touching up my make-up and said out loud, "Oh my god, I'm beautiful." It sounds conceited, but I think it's healthy to think that way, you all deserve it. So give it a try
jinkeu: baptistes: fileformat: fileformat: oh my god ? never forget i literally havent stopped thinking abt this video for so long?? i need this 30 more times on my blog 🙏
trotty2scrotty: lily-march: sallyintheskywithdiamonds: ketamineprojection: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THIS GUY IS RUSSELL HOWARD Russell Howard is a national treasure. He is literally all we as a nation have
lasfloresdemayo: rawwaves: neervana: scaleybark: U.S.-Mexico Border literally the coolest picture ive seen on this site oh my god…. Very important.
emily-the-dragonfox:insxnixm:literally every moment pearl starts freaking the fuck out during the crossover episode from todaywhich is pretty much all you need from it and nothing else im saving you time hereOH MY GOD- Pearl <3
jarvofbutts: whoopreblogs: youwannaslap: A lot is on your mind when you’re doing your job >u> Oh my god this is amazing <3 <3 <3 Slappy pls Literally the only thing that could make this better, would be if Vinyl had a dong as well
gurglygutguy: slimmer-than-youu:fatguyworld:Classic from RiccbellyRiccbelly was a god! I miss this man.Literally the perfect ball gut
tinder boy had a fat dick and was wonderfully rough with me suckt my pussy god was so rough with my nipples when they’re so sensitive… he pulled out and came all over me some literally got on my forehead. my stomach was just covered in it.
the-guardian-sandman: babuteefs: i-bring-light: inarina: its not even his final form OH MY GOD I LAUGHED TOO HARD Literally my reaction: puny spirit
nogyu: God has spoken. LITERALLY
corgay: the-blog-of-anne-frank: I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry oh my fucking god
dosopod: “you don’t look depressed though” oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today lol The ones that DON’T look depressed are generally the ones who are honest to gods depressed. The only reason to make your
ohboyafangirl: We’re discussing scent and pheromones and oh my god LESBIANS CAN LITERALLY DETECT OTHER LESBIANS BY SENSE OF SMELL AND WILL AUTOMATICALLY PREFER THE SCENT OF OTHER LESBIANS LIKE THERE IS SCIENTIFIC PROOF OF THIS I LOVE IT I LOVE PHEROMONES
an-improbable-dreamer: adirtyshisno: I literally laughed all the way through that oh my god (whispers) i found the vegan *sexist SJW vegan
ificouldbeheard: vanehwasreal: vanehwasreal: i’ve always scoffed at those “oh my god europe is tiny”-posts but we just took the wrong exit driving back to our cabin and we literally ended up in norway and decided to just stay for dinner so yeah
boletarian-bulbasaur: the-eagle-atarian: When you’re trying to masturbate but you’re too stressed out about shit so you just lie there, genitals in hand, wondering where it all went wrong. oh my god lol This has literally never happened to
dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT And at that moment, the
supervillainesses: Oh, look! IGN did character bios for the SS movie!But…hold on a second, one of these things is not like the others.All right.Looking good.Uh-huh. Wait, what’s–Oh my god.Way to reduce Harley to literally nothing but the Crazy
This is driving me crazy. 😂Searching for a post-Ragnarok Thor fanficwhere Thor literally builds Asgard as some kind of floating moon out of the bones of an ancient space creature/dragon/god or something like that, and the writing was very epic and
youre-the-dan-to-my-phil: njsnowwhite: the-time-goddess-of-221b: Ads: you’re doing it right. woah i just realized harry lived in a literal closet and his mentor lived in a figurative one OH MY GOD
weedorz: Always more weed on http://weedorz.tumblr.com oh my god this is my bong I literally took this picture a few months ago lol y'all could have just reblogged it ya dorks
kidchi: quicksilverwracked: rayhudson: THEY LITERALLY HANG THEM UP TO DRY IN CRYING OH MY GOD WHY IS THIS NOT MY JOB?!?! THE NOISE
hruff: gayboykink: gagyouwithyourownsock: Puppy boy. Tricks ~ Paw. This is literally just too adorable for me to handle. Pup’s wiggly ears as he tilts his head… His satisfied look in the eyes as he gets scratched. Oh god, the feels. <3 (PS:
puppixel: gayboykink: gagyouwithyourownsock: Puppy boy. Tricks ~ Paw. This is literally just too adorable for me to handle. Pup’s wiggly ears as he tilts his head… His satisfied look in the eyes as he gets scratched. Oh god, the feels. <3
dweebscar: inwhichifeelallthefeels: cyanide123: dweebscar: dweebscar: what if giraffes lived underwater what a majestic creature It would explain nesie Oh my God. I have been waiting literally over a year to use this gif, and before I do, I want
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twinktoes46: lovesweatyfeet: treloarwilliam: poddajny: :* Very sexy feet Literally the sexiest girl with the sexiest feet I have ever seen oh my god Cute toes
thekoontzy: pinubers: bowlersandtophats: lumiukko: hanamiiii: I found the video with that gif. OH MY GOD. b e s t I LITERALLY JUST- HOLY SHIT HIS PRONUNCIATION IS GOOD AND HIM TELLING THE GUY TO CONFESS LOUDER /SHRIEK The best part is this is
lieutenantbites: nosdrinker: eveltal: supamuthafuckinvillain: sageoftenpaths: WOW I’m pretty sure you’ve reached Legendary Status when the God of Skating, Tony Hawk looses his shit That’s literally the move Christ Air from the first tony
pleasegodletmelive: iwontbelookingdown: m4a1-shermayne: m4a1-shermayne: Imagine showing this video to someone 6 months ago Imagine showing this video to someone 1 year ago oh my god. This would literally be a closing shot in Black Mirror
annevbonny:imagine talking about alexander the great and not mentioning that he died of grief only 8 months after hephaestion died, that he petitioned the oracle to give hephaestion literal divine status so that people could worship him as a god, that
masterdean94: osodelicioso: magicalmrtaco: gengarsgastlytrombonesolo: When gay nerds meet Oh my god this is beautiful poetry THIS IS LITERAL BLISS.
fyeahbadsonicart: SWEET MOTHER OF GOD CH: crying everyone i’m literally crying this is my favorite picture of all time
aurora-sareii: dragonsroar: so the staryu wants an oran berry and as a reward he’s gonna give me an oran berry oh my fucking god how do these pokemon even function I quite literally just spit out my water lmfao
viarga: nereidum: viarga: This kid literally wore a tiara seriously for an entire period and I couldn’t stop laughing oh my god Consider the fact that maybe it’s not supposed to be a joke… Maybe he likes his tiara and hates being discriminated against
rottenmeats: gamblingemperor: allthelovelybits: doctorandhisrose: viarga: nereidum: viarga: This kid literally wore a tiara seriously for an entire period and I couldn’t stop laughing oh my god Consider the fact that maybe it’s not supposed to
mkhunterz: puppycastiel: I’m literally in tears. Dear god
auwa: rocketreturns: schmuddel: rocketreturns: budpowell: rocketreturns: tom animal crossing nook made you work for like 3 minutes and you spit on him like this god damn he forces you into debt that you literally never ever have to pay off unless
jazzyismindless: good god this man is everything. like literally, everytime I see him my womanhood quivers. I can’t. If only I had twenty minutes alone with him I would rock his world two more years till it’s legal.
sassiest-angel-in-the-garrisonn: wholockednatural-13: cannon-fannon: JESUS FUCK. I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO MAKE OUT. I THOUGHT IT WAS THE START TO A PORNO. THE SEXUAL TENSION. OH MY GOD. I LITERALLY CANNOT NOT REBLOG THIS EVERY FUCKING TIME THIS
moskafleur: eteo: dweebscar: inwhichifeelallthefeels: cyanide123: dweebscar: dweebscar: what if giraffes lived underwater what a majestic creature It would explain nessie Oh my God. I have been waiting literally over a year to use this gif,
xsaleb1: BBC pounding and drilling literally http://xsaleb1.tumblr.com/ follow my ass for more BBC Gods ;-)
ghostchomby: i frigging. LOVE my hair being touched sooo SO much and it never happens but oh ym god if you massage my head and play with my hair i will literally start purring like a cat
nickmillertime replied to your post: first the first the bisexual hate and now the… just think of sweet kazinsky on tv in the morning for like three hours fuck the haters literally fuck them with a knife <33333 oh no… oh god, sunday
