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“You make me so giddy, I’m giggling even at crime scenes.”
“Forget my sociopathy; you should do your research on my high-functioning penis.”
“If you were my drug, a seven percent solution wouldn’t be enough.”
“How about you treat me the way Irene Adler treats royalty?” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.
“If I had a silly-looking jumper for every time I thought of you, I’d be John Watson.”
“Irene Adler shouldn’t be the only one you recognize from ‘not her face.’”
“The fridge? Please, I know a better place for you to put your fingers.”
“When I’m retired and studying bees, will you be my honey?”
“If you give me your heart, I promise I won’t put it in the fridge.”
“I’d love to get under your sheets. Especially if you were still wearing them.”
“I was Wats-off, but then you turned me Wats-on.”
“I’m more desperate for you than Mycroft is for tea on a train.” Inspired by a tweet from Mark Gatiss.
“I enjoy my jumper collection, but I’d much rather have you on my body instead.”
“I couldn’t keep my eyes off of you, so I had to put them in the microwave.”
“If your flatmate punched you in the face, I would kiss it better.”
“I named our dog Gladstone because you make me happy and hard.”
“I love you more than John loves jam.” Submitted by xhowisharveywallbangeronewordx.
“I need you like Mofftiss need tears.”
“I noticed you’re wearing a deerstalker. May I be your dear?”
“So, you like letting freaks into your crime scenes… How about letting a freak into your bed?”
“Bond Air isn’t my only ‘jumbo jet,’ if you get what I mean.”
“Me and the wife were all sorted… until I saw you in that dress.” Submitted by wilderebellion.
“You can be right on my bins. And I don’t mean the ones outside.” Submitted by xxardxx.
“You light up my life like a Baskerville rabbit.”
“Will you be the Sher-key to my Sher-lock?”
“No matter what, your disguise is always a self-portrait. No wonder you look sexy in anything.”
“Mrs. Hudson may have stolen my skull, but you have stolen my heart.”
“You don’t have to be a murder victim’s stillborn daughter to get me to shout your name over and over again.”
“When I tried to deduce you, the floating text turned into erotica.”
“Would you still love me even if I turned into an Asian woman?”
“Science of Deduction? Wouldn’t you rather hear about the Science of Seduction?” Submitted by thesaphiragirl.
“When I said I wanted to ‘get’ you, I meant in bed.”
“I would ensure your husband’s death in Florida just to be with you.”
“I may not be strictly speaking on the drugs squad, but I’m very keen… on you.”
“Shall I prevent you from being able to deduce me?”
“You let my flatmate into your crime scenes… How about letting me into something else of yours?”
“Forget tobacco ash. I’d rather blog two hundred and forty-three reasons why I love you.”
“You give me a 221boner.”
“I would spend all of my free time with you in the back of Mycroft’s limousine.” Submitted (with photo) by suddenlyshort.
“I’d let you ride my tube with your harpoon.” Submitted (with photo) by Carrie (no username). (Admin’s note: Yes, I realize this screencap has been used before, but it was a photo submission, so I just rolled with it.)
“You grew on me like Harold.”
Happy Halloween, followers! I made this blog’s very first pick-up line comic for you! :) And yes, that is Harry Potter font.
“Without you, my heart feels as empty as my hearse.”
“My love for you glows brighter than Bluebell.”
“How about we both skip your birthday dinner so I can show you my ‘thing’?”
“I’m no Herr Trepoff; the only thing I’m guilty of is loving you.”
“I’d smile and wink at you even if it didn’t humanize me.”
“Only lies have detail, so I won’t elaborate on how much I love you.”
“I don’t need an essay about all my friends hating me to know that you love me the most.”
“I would shave for you.”
“I would endure six months of bristly kisses to be with you.”
“I like you more than Howard Shilcott likes trains.”
“I want to sleeeeep with you.”
“You don’t need to be a fireplace to get a golden shower from me.”
“I would love you even if your initials were A.G.R.A.”
“Loving you could never be human error.”
“I’ll tell you what the H stands for.”
“Hey, I faked my death too… When do I get to crash through a window and make out with you?”
“You make a really hot Guy, and I’m not just talking about the Fawkes effigy.”
“I’d like to discover your ‘pressure points,’ if you get what I mean.”
