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“How about I smear myself with jam when we get home and let you lick it off?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I love you more than Mycroft loves cake.” Submitted by moikaywayspetunicorn.
“Whenever I’m with you, I’m hornier than Anderson in a triceratops costume.”
“Sherlock isn’t a fraud, and so isn’t my love for you.” Submitted by thecagedbirdwithasong.
“I would jump in front of a death frisbee for you, my dear.”
“You can slip your hand into my pocket anytime.”
“I want to give you head. And I’m not talking about the one in the fridge.”
“I’d share deodorant with you even if it was for men.”
“If I broke into your home, would you have a cup of tea with me?”
“I know caring is not an advantage, but that hasn’t stopped me from caring about you.”
“I think you just turned me straight. Let’s have dinner.”
“Playing games with you makes my brain explode. In a good way.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I don’t have to use my imagination to know that you’d be the last thing I thought of before I died.”
“Sherly– you’re my division.” Submitted by somepeaceplease.
“I fell for you like Sherlock off of Bart’s.” Submitted by turtleplz.
“Hiiiii… I seem to have misplaced the key to your heart… Would you mind buzzing me in?”
“I baked you a gingerbread cookie. Sorry it’s burnt.”
“You can touch My croft anytime.” Submitted by pyschointhemaking.
“You could never repel me.”
“Will you join my football team and raise five children with me?”
“I have a special room in my mind palace just for you.” Requested by one of my real-life friends, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
“I’m married to my work, but I’d divorce it for you.” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
“You’re the king of my mind palace.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“If we were at a restaurant together, I wouldn’t deny that you were my date.”
“Would you like to go round and round the garden like a teddy bear with me?”
“I always hear ‘sit on my face’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by verity-burns.
“You make my saliva coagulate.” Submitted by soiguessimhangingherenow.
“Would you like to see the Ice Man cometh?” Submitted by somenerdygirl.
“I wouldn’t put on pants for you.” Submitted by britishrandominsanity.
“I’d put my riding crop in your mortuary, if you catch my drift.” Submitted by andyouwere-barelyholdingon.
“You can stand under my umbrella.” Submitted by anonymous.
“If there was a fire, you’d be my priority exposed.”
“I would have dinner with you even if I wasn’t hungry.”
“I never want to say ‘LATERZ!’ to you.”
“I think you’re really brainy. And I mean that in the new sense of the word.”
“Wanna change Moriarty’s nickname for you?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I’ll help you excrete the drug out of your system.” Submitted by maskedcity.
“I’ll expose my priorities if you’ll set me on fire.” Submitted by thefinalmix.
“Even if I was allergic to kittens, I would still cuddle you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I’m inside you with my umbrella.”
“Want me to make you moan like my text alert?”
Aw, thank you! Gatiss does do a pretty excellent cheeky smile, haha. (Click here for the pick-up line being referred to.)
“I’d like to get some from you… And I’m not talking about cigarettes.”
“Would you let me come into your ‘cab’ with my 'harpoon’?”
“Will you be my division?”
“If you were my holiday, I wouldn’t need to fancy another one.”
“My chemical defect for you could never put me on the losing side.”
“If I met you at work, I’d totally leave my number under a dish.”
“You make me go ‘Oh my GAAAAAWD!’ more than a hydraulic bed.”
“I can shoot it so far, not even Vatican Cameos will save you.”
“It’s a good thing I find breathing boring, because you take my breath away.”
“Shall I show you the code to my safe?”
“I regret deleting the solar system, because you are out of this world.”
“When I say ‘Vatican Cameos!’ I want you to go down… on me.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Do I want to see some more of you? Oh, God yes.”
“I would chase you all over London even if my limp wasn’t psychosomatic.”
“The flirting’s not over. I could never have enough of you.”
“I would rather have you than the skull.” Submitted by anonymous.
“How’d you like to help me make child number six?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“You. Me. Three continents. How about it?”
