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“If you broke into my flat for a tea party, I would let you sit in my chair.”

“I don’t know what you might deduce about my brother’s heart, but I’ll gladly tell you about mine.”

“Are you Anderson? Because you make my heart dino-soar.”

“I don’t smoke, don’t frequent cafes, don’t fuck men… You know, I make many exceptions when I’m around you.” Submitted by Viljatuuli (no username).

“You’re such a hot Guy, I would steal a motorcycle to get to you.”

“I don’t just have wood for you… I have pipe/tube/wotsit thingamebob for you.”

“I’ll let you kiss me if you crash through a window and ruffle your hair first.”

“I heard you lost your job fantasizing about me coming back to life… Don’t worry, I’ve got a different kind of ‘job’ you can do.”

“I’d get stabbed in the shower just so you’d examine my body.”

“I would come back from the dead and hijack a bunch of TVs just because you missed me.”

“Are you 051113? Because you just blew me away.”

“I’m sorry I came back from the dead with a French accent. Next time I tell you big news I’ll give you something else French.”

“I promise not to be a Mayfly Man with you.”

“Are you Cupid? Because you just shot me in the heart.” Submitted by scripturientjester.

“I’d love you even if you only befriended me to get to my blackmailing boss.”

“Are you the East Wind? Because I’d let you take me in the end… in the rear end, that is.”

“Are you a complete flake who happens to be a genius? Because you are unbelievably hot!”

“You may have made my arm squishy, but you’ve made something else of mine rock hard.”

Five more t-shirts now available! “Is that a riding crop under your coat, or are you just happy to see me?” “Let’s talk about the birds and the Bee Gees.” “I made you some shoes.” “I bet I can make your

“Are you London? Because I want to get to know you and breathe in every quiver of your beating heart.”

“Those things’ll kill you… I know what you should put in your mouth instead.”

More t-shirts now available! “I would have dinner with you even if I wasn’t hungry.” “I’ve been reliably informed that I don’t have a heart because you stole it.” “It’s a good thing I find breathing

“I know you’re not some character from Lord of the Rings, because I honestly care what you think.”

“Are you Helen Louise? Because I’m going to make you lose your mind.”

“You’re so great, even my shirt is giving you thumbs up.”

“I would love you even if you messed up my sock index.”

“You always feel love, but you don’t have to fear it.”

“We think you’re smoking, and that’s not just because we pulled you out of a bonfire.”

“I want to Lestraddle you.”

“Are you a fire extinguisher? Because I want to dance and break into the crown jewels with you.”

“If you think Sherlock’s a freak, just wait until you see me in the bedroom.”

“If you left me, I’d do anything to get you Reichen-back.”

“If you’re Henry Knight, can I be your Henry Steed?”

“Are you one of John’s jumpers? Because you look so cozy and unique.”

“Dieting is for Mycroft. Come on, you know you want a taste of me.”

“Are you a train car in Sumatra? Because you are the bomb.”

“Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI… A Dishy Individual.”

“Would you still love me even though you’re made of hair and I’m made of eyeliner?” Yup, the mustaches are their own characters here now. Because why the hell not?

“I’d let you stay in my bedroom even if you didn’t need the space.”

“I would love you even if you made post-mortem jokes about my hip.”

“You’re the boomerang to my hiker… Throwing you away would kill me.”

“I would love you even if you canonically did not exist yet.”

“You can imagine the Christmas dinners, but I’d much rather you be there to experience them yourself.”

“If you were my drug, I wouldn’t need a case to justify doing you.”

“You don’t need Connie Prince. You’re already the most beautiful thing in the world.”

“Are you frequenting cafes? Because you are smoking.”

“If you be my goldfish, I promise to keep you plenty wet.”

“Why don’t you play Operation with me instead? You’ll never have to handle a broken heart.”

“Which hurt more: When you fell from Bart’s or when you fell from Heaven?”

“I cannot eliminate being with you, therefore it must not be impossible.”

“You don’t need to be Kate Middleton for me to treat you like royalty.”

“Are you a sitty thing? Because I would love to sit on you.” Submitted by snickersa2010.

“I may not be Uncle Rudy, but I’ll cross-dress for you if that’s what you’re into.”

“I know your friends don’t all hate you. I only wrote that essay so I could have you all to myself.”

“You are a man, and good at it… but I think you’d be even better at being my man.”

“I’m not a dragon for you to slay… I’m a dragon for you to lay.”

“You’ve seen what these fingernails can do to a wood floor… Would you like me to leave some claw marks on your back?”

“I would love you even if you stabbed my hand with a fork.”

Here you go, Tumblr! Your annual Valentine’s Day video! I looked at all of your requests and tried to put together a sort of compromise.In case you’re curious why I chose the pick-up lines I did, these are the top 10 (based on number of notes)

“You know how most days aren’t good days? This is a good day… because I’m with you.”

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