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“I would let you stop my cab even if I wasn’t the serial killer you were looking for.”

“I would let you stop my cab even if I wasn’t the serial killer you were looking for.”

“Forget the giant blue air mattress… Next time you fake your death, you should jump into my bed.”

“Forget the giant blue air mattress… Next time you fake your death, you should jump into my bed.”

“I may make you take a separate cab, but I’ll never make you take a separate bed.”

“I may make you take a separate cab, but I’ll never make you take a separate bed.”

“Are you a Holmes brother? Because you are smoking.”

“Are you a Holmes brother? Because you are smoking.”

“I know you like to hold your umbrella all the time, but I wish you would hold my hand instead.”

“I know you like to hold your umbrella all the time, but I wish you would hold my hand instead.”

“Mycroft says that you have the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, but I think you have the brain of my future husband.”

“Mycroft says that you have the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, but I think you have the brain of my future husband.”

“Will you be the cigarette to my Sherlock? I want to put my lips around you.”

“Will you be the cigarette to my Sherlock? I want to put my lips around you.”

“John says I tend to rub people up the wrong way, but I bet I can rub you right where you like it.”

“John says I tend to rub people up the wrong way, but I bet I can rub you right where you like it.”

“I would love you even if you peed in my fireplace.”

“I would love you even if you peed in my fireplace.”

“If you thought I didn’t love you, I would send an entire press conference the same text message.”

“If you thought I didn’t love you, I would send an entire press conference the same text message.”

“The man with the key is king. How’d you like to be my queen?”

“The man with the key is king. How’d you like to be my queen?”

“My suit may be Westwood, but I can give you wood in any direction you like.”

“My suit may be Westwood, but I can give you wood in any direction you like.”

“Will you be the microwave to my eyeballs? I want to be inside you.”

“Will you be the microwave to my eyeballs? I want to be inside you.”

“Irene Adler may know what you like, but I am what you like.”

“Irene Adler may know what you like, but I am what you like.”

“I don’t just want you to be the shadow that defines my every sunny day– I want you to be my future too.”

“I don’t just want you to be the shadow that defines my every sunny day– I want you to be my future too.”

“Sherlock must not know anything about you, because you are a star.”

“Sherlock must not know anything about you, because you are a star.”

“I could deduce everything about you, but I’d much rather you tell me about yourself.”

“I could deduce everything about you, but I’d much rather you tell me about yourself.”

“I would make you my bride even if you were abominable.”

“I would make you my bride even if you were abominable.”

“I would love you even if you looked (and smelled) the part for one of my homeless network.”

“I would love you even if you looked (and smelled) the part for one of my homeless network.”

“Are you Jonathan Small’s belt blade? Because I want you inside of me.”

“Are you Jonathan Small’s belt blade? Because I want you inside of me.”

“I think you look cool even when you don’t turn your coat collar up.”

“I think you look cool even when you don’t turn your coat collar up.”

“Are you four serial suicides and a note? Because I jump for joy whenever I hear about you.”

“Are you four serial suicides and a note? Because I jump for joy whenever I hear about you.”

“Are you the cabbie’s good pill? Because I’ll happily swallow for you.”

“Are you the cabbie’s good pill? Because I’ll happily swallow for you.”

“Will you be the experiment to my Sherlock? I want to do you in the kitchen.”

“Will you be the experiment to my Sherlock? I want to do you in the kitchen.”

“Will you be the Sherlock to my Buckingham Palace? I want you inside of me with no clothes on.”

“Will you be the Sherlock to my Buckingham Palace? I want you inside of me with no clothes on.”

“Are you Mrs. Hudson’s cooking? Because I want you inside of me.”

“Are you Mrs. Hudson’s cooking? Because I want you inside of me.”

“Are you the Diogenes Club? Because you leave me speechless.”

“Are you the Diogenes Club? Because you leave me speechless.”

“If you were naked in front of me, I would never tell you to put on a napkin.”

“If you were naked in front of me, I would never tell you to put on a napkin.”

“Will you be the Bart’s Hospital to my Sherlock? I want to be on top of you.”

“Will you be the Bart’s Hospital to my Sherlock? I want to be on top of you.”

“Are you my mind palace? Because I want to kick everyone out of the room and get inside you.”

“Are you my mind palace? Because I want to kick everyone out of the room and get inside you.”

“Are you a gong? Or a touch of the dramatic? Because I could never resist you.”

“Are you a gong? Or a touch of the dramatic? Because I could never resist you.”

“Are you Emelia Ricoletti’s grave? Because I dig you.”

“Are you Emelia Ricoletti’s grave? Because I dig you.”

“Are you the Reichenbach Falls? Because you’re soaking wet and I’m going to end up inside you.”

“Are you the Reichenbach Falls? Because you’re soaking wet and I’m going to end up inside you.”

“Are you Emelia Ricoletti’s wedding song? Because I could never forget you.”

“Are you Emelia Ricoletti’s wedding song? Because I could never forget you.”

“Are you Irene Adler? Because I’d like to keep a picture of you in my pocket watch.”Based on a suggestion by @cat-n-claw.

“Are you Irene Adler? Because I’d like to keep a picture of you in my pocket watch.”Based on a suggestion by @cat-n-claw.

“Do you have a secret twin? Because if so, I’d love to get acquainted with both of you.”

“Do you have a secret twin? Because if so, I’d love to get acquainted with both of you.”

“Are you a future world? Because I have a conjecture of how I might fit inside you.”

“Are you a future world? Because I have a conjecture of how I might fit inside you.”

“Are you Emelia Ricoletti’s ghost? Because I want you to be my boo.”

“Are you Emelia Ricoletti’s ghost? Because I want you to be my boo.”

“I don’t care whether you’re a Viennese alienist or a retired army surgeon– you can ask me any curious questions you like.”

“I don’t care whether you’re a Viennese alienist or a retired army surgeon– you can ask me any curious questions you like.”

“I am glad you liked my potato, but I bet that’s not the only thing about me you would like.”

“I am glad you liked my potato, but I bet that’s not the only thing about me you would like.”

“Are you a plum pudding? Because I would want you inside of me even if it took four months and eleven days off my life.”

“Are you a plum pudding? Because I would want you inside of me even if it took four months and eleven days off my life.”

“Are you a loaded firearm in the pocket of my dressing gown? Because I want to finger you.”

“Are you a loaded firearm in the pocket of my dressing gown? Because I want to finger you.”

“Are you Emelia Ricoletti? Because you got my attention in very efficient fashion.”

“Are you Emelia Ricoletti? Because you got my attention in very efficient fashion.”

“Are you a drug? Because you alleviate boredom and occasionally heighten my thought processes.”

“Are you a drug? Because you alleviate boredom and occasionally heighten my thought processes.”

“Will you be the pipe to my Holmes? I want you in my mouth.”

“Will you be the pipe to my Holmes? I want you in my mouth.”

“Are you the dust on Sherlock’s mantle? Because I want to lick you.”

“Are you the dust on Sherlock’s mantle? Because I want to lick you.”

“If you were 221b, I would never let the illustrator make you drab and dingy.”

“If you were 221b, I would never let the illustrator make you drab and dingy.”

“Are you Eustace Carmichael? Because I want to be with you until five orange pips do us part.”

“Are you Eustace Carmichael? Because I want to be with you until five orange pips do us part.”

“It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the landing… Therefore, it wouldn’t kill you to fall for me.”

“It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the landing… Therefore, it wouldn’t kill you to fall for me.”

“If you were one of the reporters outside, I would do so much more than just make tea for you.”

“If you were one of the reporters outside, I would do so much more than just make tea for you.”

“If you were Sherlock’s veins, I would be cocaine just so I could get inside of you.”

“If you were Sherlock’s veins, I would be cocaine just so I could get inside of you.”

“Are you Mary’s pregnancy? Because I noticed you before anyone else did.”

“Are you Mary’s pregnancy? Because I noticed you before anyone else did.”

“Are you Sherlock Holmes? Because I wanna see you shake your mind pal-ass.”

“Are you Sherlock Holmes? Because I wanna see you shake your mind pal-ass.”

“If you were a Baskerville Hound, I would get drugged on purpose just to see you.”

“If you were a Baskerville Hound, I would get drugged on purpose just to see you.”

“I heard you have a mouth like a crimson wound. Shall I kiss it better for you?”

“I heard you have a mouth like a crimson wound. Shall I kiss it better for you?”

“If you think Mycroft is enormous, just wait until you see my dick.”

“If you think Mycroft is enormous, just wait until you see my dick.”

“Are you my fridge? Because I want to stick my body parts in you.”

“Are you my fridge? Because I want to stick my body parts in you.”

“Are you a nice little place in central London? Because I’ve got my eyes on you.”Submitted (with photo) by @erudiced.

“Are you a nice little place in central London? Because I’ve got my eyes on you.”Submitted (with photo) by @erudiced.

“Are you Mrs. Hudson’s car? Because I wanna take you for a ride.”

“Are you Mrs. Hudson’s car? Because I wanna take you for a ride.”

“I would smile at you on a bus even if you didn’t have a daisy behind your ear.”

“I would smile at you on a bus even if you didn’t have a daisy behind your ear.”

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