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“Is this Reichenbach? Because I think I’m falling for you.”
“Can I come over? I’ll scrub your floors, if you get what I mean.”
“If I deduced everything in your life from your alcoholic sibling to your military service, would you come home with me? Forever?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“You can see any body in this morgue. Especially mine!” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“It’s a drugs bust. I’ll bring the drugs; you bring the bust.”
“I would frequent cafes just to have a meeting with you.”
“Wanna know how you can recognize me by not my face?”
“Excuse me, but could you help me recover some missing files? I seem to have deleted boobs.”
“I would rip off your clothes at a darkened swimming pool even if there wasn’t a bomb strapped to you.”
“If I had a chin for every time I thought of you, I’d have no friends.”
“You don’t need one of those cats to get lucky tonight.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras. Based on a suggestion by deeppuddles.
“Even if you were a serial killer, I’d ride in your cab.” Submitted by crimescenegiggle.
“Be the Mrs. Hudson to my skull. By which I mean I want you to take me.” Submitted by deeppuddles.
“I never thought heroes existed until I met you.”
“Is that a riding crop under your coat, or are you just happy to see me?”
“Are you the London Aquarium? Because you’re soaking wet and coming inside you made me go to Heaven.â€
“Getting over you is more impossible than arresting a jellyfish.”
“Are you John’s therapist’s flower vase? Because when I look at you, I see a tall glass of water.”
“If I be the Thatcher bust, will you be the flash drive? I want you inside of me.”
“Yes, I am having an earthquake. You shake up my world.”
“Are you Eurus’s cell? Because I refuse to stay at least three feet away from you.”
“Are you Culverton Smith? Because you take my breath away.”
“Are you one of the boys from the cafe? Because I would let you drop me… into your bed.”
“If you were credit, I would take you even after John published his blog.”
“I usually make clients sit in The Chair, but you can sit on my face if you’d prefer.”
“Are you my flash drive? Because I would smash six busts of Margaret Thatcher just to get you back.”
“Are you the R in A.G.R.A.? Because you’re the rose of my world.”
“Are you Victor Trevor? Because whenever I’m with you, all around me is well.”
“Are you the Diogenes Club? Because you can have me without a word.”Based on a suggestion by @madspades.
hercwtf: If you could only pick one, who would you pick? Ashley George or Bailey Jay
cucktoagoddess-deactivated20200:You picked a see-thru shirt with no bra.www.cucktoagoddess.tumblr.com You picked out her little black ‘fuck me’ dress for your wife..
5herlockholme5: thepainofthefeels: 5herlockholme5: ha im a piece of trash As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.Is seven okay? you smooth fucker
pussyclench: if you pick me then imma pick on youB R double E and I’m here to put this dick on you
If your SO can't make a decision about where to eat, play the 5-2-1 game. You give them 5 restaurants, they pick two, and you pick from those.
ninjakittyhf:★Look at all the flexible ladies! :DThis month’s Patreon’s picked some preeetttyy pervy themes, and I loved drawing every single one of them. Now if you had to choose one….who would you pick to spend time with? ;)
sissyrulez: Just pick one Sissy. Though in the end it won’t really matter. You’re little clitty will be caged no matter which one you pick.
bubbleant: OMG LOOK! You jump through the hole, land on the bean bag, with a book that you picked on the hole, or pick a book downstairs, read…and AWESOMENESS! lol Or at least, that’s how I imagine it. I thought the same thing before I read your
ninjakittyhf: ★Look at all the flexible ladies! :DThis month’s Patreon’s picked some preeetttyy pervy themes, and I loved drawing every single one of them. Now if you had to choose one….who would you pick to spend time with? ;)
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nawyougood: kingjaffejoffer: kingjaffejoffer:elusivemulatto:kingjaffejoffer:elusivemulatto:thighetician:kingjaffejoffer:My childhoodGood times.Sooo annoying to pick them all up though!You picked them up off the ground after you popped them?My mom made
hotandslooty: If you were to choose one girl, who would you pick? Rate this girl from 1 - 10. 1-2 = Ugly😷 3-4 = Ok😐 5-6 = Cute🙂 7-8 = Pretty😛 9-10 = Hot and Slooty🔥😈 More girls in a tight blue and red dress! I’d pick the girl
humansofnewyork: “If you could give one piece of advice to a large group of people, what would it be?”“Don’t pick at scabs.”“What scab have you picked at the most?”“Stephanie.”
sexytoontram: Who would you pick? I’m going to add a few post of 4 toons. I wish I knew a way for you all to pick the best one. But I guess I will just have to do it. The winner of each bracket will move on to face the other winners until I have a
Buying this for Alex for his birthday! My wonderful boy is turning 21! So grown up T-T5oz guitar pick flask It has a cool “looking-glass” in the back so you can see how much you have left! And he’s getting me a really pretty Alice
bottomgurl: In public, half naked and advertising the fact that I’m a cock whore looking to get fucked. Would you pick me up?! Well guys? Would you pick her up? I know I would 💋
best-of-memes: Rich people showers creepyalex if you could pick any, wich one would you pick?
If you had to pick a tattoo for me what would you pick and why?Tell me in anon or reblog this
nat-uralist: I also spotted some daisies and I badly wanted to pick them but as mum says “the beauty in a flower is when you let it be and continue to grow, if you pick it there’s a high chance it might lose its beauty”
tokyonewhalfs: Who would you pick for your first newhalf fuck? Send me a message and tell me who you pick and I will post her pic.
mybigmaturetits: It doesn’t matter which hole you pick, just pick one fast! And pound it like it is the last piece of ass you’ll ever have!
hiyyaaaaa pls pick me bc i have no friends and i am irrelevant im cool i promise i have chocolate and if you pick me, i will share bc thats what friends are for <3 i love you lots xx :)
bigpussybitch: locdldy: Oops I dropped the soap. That’s ok,you can pick it up!!!!! I’ll watch you pick it up.
nannasghost: YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A FUN ART MEME??? pick a drawing your friend did, and redraw it in your style, and then friend pictures a drawing you did, and redraws it in theirs! i bet that would be fun
