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atthetopofourlungs: Dear uterus, I’m as thrilled as you are that I’m not pregnant but let’s chill the fuck out.
A Clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since we all, at some point, are both male and female in the uterus, before the dominate gene takes over, the penis on a female and a male is actually the same. And once the dominate gene takes over for a male,
tanukiking: So tampon/pad sellers cannot mention the words ‘menstruation’, ‘blood’, ‘uterus’, or ‘vagina’ … But everyone has to hear about 4 hour erections.
the-uterus: #WomenBetrayed is trending, so I thought I’d post this in response.
thesaladbar: heat helps with cramps. you can use a heat pad, but why stop there? rip your uterus out. set it on fire. there. much better. no more cramps
onyourtongue: Just wanna have some cute black babies. My uterus is singing fam.
bladedpetals: for-southendgirls: femmeradical: pro-uterus-agenda: cocksmasher69: It’s because the kids aren’t white Obviously what’s happening to these kids is horrific but should we really be calling them concentrating camps though? What
thefeministme: “No Uterus no Opinion” VIA: Women’s Rights News
rosalarian: stacksofrats: misscoco: rosalarian: Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, WHATEVER. Try something new, uterus. You make chocolate pudding instead of blood, then we’ll talk. This is the most beautiful thing
keellllii: i-still-dont-like-your-face: if the government controls my uterus now i expect to get care packages of pads/tampons, chocolate, and midol in the mail each month thank you. *slow clap*
adanska: size10plz: missmurrka: frubunny: riynashay: i’ve reblogged this before but it never fails to be true this has been my entire weekend Truth You may have won the battle uterus, but you have not won the war. Bringer of pain. Ah shit,
tltty: instead of storing blood the uterus should just store snacks & like once a month you’ll get a bag of chips or something
whimsicdoctor13: algrenion: chel-the-fabulous-asstec: lalondes: kevinprices: lalondes: if you sold all your eggs you would make ū.2 billion your uterus is worth ū.2 billion #and a nutsack is worth like ษ and half a pb&j I JUST REALIZED
hyperpregnant:She could feel it in her tummy, his cock was knocking on the entrance to her womb. Soon he’d be flooding her insides with hot, sticky cum. Her uterus was ripe and ready to receive his seed, it made her want it so bad that she ached. She
deepcreampie: That hot moment of pure ecstasy when you naturally flood her pussy with your potent seed. Her pussy clamming down on your throbbing cock as her orgasmic contractions squeezes your cum into her uterus
rogueofstars:People with a uterus will get about 500 periods in their lifetime. Meaning that you’ll be on your period for a total of around 2500 days. With a loss of about 1440 ounces of blood. Which is approximately how much blood there is in 9 adult
thesaladbar:heat helps with cramps. you can use a heat pad, but why stop there? rip your uterus out. set it on fire. there. much better. no more cramps
wilwheaton: the-uterus: #WomenBetrayed is trending, so I thought I’d post this in response. Fun Fact #10: The Republicans in Congress who are trying to defund Planned Parenthood know all of this. They don’t care, because they hate poor people,
drinkyourfuckingmilk: instead of a uterus can I have money
a-lot-like-diana: so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body
tabloid-lover: jamietheundeadamerican: iwillmindfuckyou: kneel-on-nails: forever-kitten: Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that isn’t metal as
vardaesque: linadivorceeofl: lundsdotter: The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent
juststemthings: my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:
fresh-uterus: BEAR STAWP UR FLIRTIN UR MAKIN ME BLUSH
meanttobreed: Paused as our orgasms ripped through our bodies, his hands tight on my ass as his pulsating penis was injecting my quivering, fertile uterus with every drop of semen he had.
deepcreampie:That hot moment of pure ecstasy when you naturally flood her pussy with your potent seed. Her pussy clamming down on your throbbing cock as her orgasmic contractions squeezes your cum into her uterus
thechronicferuchemist: Uterus, I do not understand your need to have a baby. We cannot afford a baby. I do not want a baby. Hell you wouldn’t even be happy if we had a baby. I find these temper tantrums you throw every month we don’t have a baby
lukej428:wiitch-hazell: pocketpup: the-real-actual-doctor: RASPBERRY TEA HELPS WITH PERIOD CRAMPS PASS IT ON raspberry leaf is good as well, it helps the uterus have less violent contractions! it’s a uteral toner or something like that LIFE SAVER
omg uterus sorry for not getting pregnant no need to throw a temper tantrum
taylorswiftmademefearless: allashadeofgray: tumboy: fearlesswift: illneverleaveyoualone: alongdistance: taylor swift will you sign my kidney taylor swift will you sign my lungs taylor swift will you sign my uterus taylor swift will you sign my
1963wagon: share-your-pussy: OMG… Up to your wrist. Can you feel her uterus?…..but it is fucking hot. Amazing how deep you can go. Thank you for your submission Like 👍 Re Blog 🔜 Follow 💏 Thank you for sharing http://1963wagon.tumblr.com
no uterus, no opinion △
thedeviltookmysanity: andyouhadmeathello: playwithmahwii: risaellen: timdrakeisgay: the-savage-avenger: kneel-on-nails: forever-kitten: Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of
chel-the-fabulous-asstec: lalondes: kevinprices: lalondes: if you sold all your eggs you would make ū.2 billion your uterus is worth ū.2 billion #and a nutsack is worth like ษ and half a pb&j I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU
dollyfarton: ineedmasculism: lundsdotter: The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent
we-are-his-army: NO UTERUS NO OPINION THERE THATS IT THATS THE LAW GOODBYE AND GOODNIGHT Now that is a law I can get behind.
thisiswhymomworries:when u have period cramps but u haven’t actually started yet like ur uterus is legit just humming the fucken Jaws theme song
closet-keys:not to be a misogynist doctor from the 1800s but i’m pretty sure my uterus is moving around my body, biting my other organs, and also is possessed by the devil
wobblies-and-puzzles: myownstateofmind: my-phatty-like-a-mattress: He gets paid to grease @LaStarya body down #Career goals of 2012 I would suck the uterus out that pussy W-a-P
fuck you uterus
thereunionforever: whoregypsy: i think im going to get into cross stitching this makes me wish I had a uterus because wow what a rhyme
And punching my uterus
faggato: adaddyslittlegirl: useyourwandbro: opalhonors: tabloid-lover: jamietheundeadamerican: iwillmindfuckyou: kneel-on-nails: forever-kitten: Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of
plannedparenthood: When cramps are bumming you out and even chocolate won’t numb the sad, sometimes it’s best to just relax. What helps calm your period-y mood? This is literally me right now
blaiseproject: ruc-a:wiitch-hazell:pocketpup:the-real-actual-doctor:RASPBERRY TEA HELPS WITH PERIOD CRAMPS PASS IT ONraspberry leaf is good as well, it helps the uterus have less violent contractions! it’s a uteral toner or something like that LIFE
lundsdotter: The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred forty times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a
moghedien: moghedien: I read a short story where a woman character “always looked forward to her period” because it was “a reminder of her womanness” and YES! The story WAS in fact written by a male! *my uterus hits the self destruct button
idareu2bme: cheesusfugget: Based on a true story Uterus, you need therapy.
korrasforevergirl: risaellen: timdrakeisgay: the-savage-avenger: kneel-on-nails: forever-kitten: Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that isn’t
some-like-it-luke-warm: historical-nonfiction: When trains were introduced in the U.S, many people believed that that “women’s bodies were not designed to go at 50 miles an hour,” and that their “uteruses would fly out of [their] bodies if they
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