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gentlekirk:uterus culture is forgetting all the weird symptoms that come along with your period every month and wondering why you’re feeling some kind of way until you Realize
whimsicdoctor13: algrenion: chel-the-fabulous-asstec: lalondes: kevinprices: lalondes: if you sold all your eggs you would make ū.2 billion your uterus is worth ū.2 billion #and a nutsack is worth like ษ and half a pb&j I JUST REALIZED
the-house-doubt-built: a-man-n-progress: coolblackchick: fucking uterus’s im mortified i found this way funnier than i should have…
dynamoblue: Every month, a baby t-Rex awakens inside my uterus and it’s main goal is to destroy me. It’s the only explanation.
freckledlatte: OKAY FINE UTERUS I’M NOT PREGNANT (thank god) SO DO ME ONE FAVOR CALM YO TITS
twistybrastrap: alternative phrases for your period: the red sea uterus angst communist uprising american streak vampire bait the mensies sadness
meladoodle: ahh yes.. sex with women.. im into it, i am so good at doing it.. i really love them and their sexy *quickly googles female anatomy* uteruses
lolatprolife: memaid-with-legs: I love how women will tell guys “no uterus, no opinion” but only when the guy disagrees with them. Men are allowed to have an opinion when they agree. So much for equality. it’s almost like we don’t want other
nanuen: I would like to unsubscribe from having a uterus….. also, I can’t tell if I’m hungry, tired or just bored.. or all three… and there might be a panic attack a’brewin..
Is ripping out my uterus an option right now because I'm totally down for this.
sly-mcp: foodtrucker: ‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on “Being on your period is no excuse.” said the male PE teacher with no uterus.
befree-carefree: Hey mother nature, thanks for letting me know i’m not pregnant.. Can you please stop stabbing my uterus now?
chel-the-fabulous-asstec: lalondes: kevinprices: lalondes: if you sold all your eggs you would make ū.2 billion your uterus is worth ū.2 billion #and a nutsack is worth like ษ and half a pb&j I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU
thechronicferuchemist: Uterus, I do not understand your need to have a baby. We cannot afford a baby. I do not want a baby. Hell you wouldn’t even be happy if we had a baby. I find these temper tantrums you throw every month we don’t have a baby
tanukiking: So tampon/pad sellers cannot mention the words ‘menstruation’, ‘blood’, ‘uterus’, or ‘vagina’ … But everyone has to hear about 4 hour erections.
gunmetal-blue: If my uterus was a person I’d challenge it to a fight right now
thesaladbar:heat helps with cramps. you can use a heat pad, but why stop there? rip your uterus out. set it on fire. there. much better. no more cramps
fauxrebel: i never want to carry a child in my body so can i get rid of my uterus and like donate it to someone or some shit tf im done with periods they are so unnecessary and dramatic
iron-bae: If my uterus could find a more subtle way to let me know it’s still working that would be fabulous
pussy-and-pizzza-x: msuracerfittie: adorabloo: My uterus has problems accuracy. This is literally the funniest shit I’ve seen all day
some-like-it-luke-warm: historical-nonfiction: When trains were introduced in the U.S, many people believed that that “women’s bodies were not designed to go at 50 miles an hour,” and that their “uteruses would fly out of [their] bodies if they
ruc-a: wiitch-hazell: pocketpup: the-real-actual-doctor: RASPBERRY TEA HELPS WITH PERIOD CRAMPS PASS IT ON raspberry leaf is good as well, it helps the uterus have less violent contractions! it’s a uteral toner or something like that LIFE SAVER
cocuquiaimeca: voila ce qu'elle me crie quand elle se fait défoncer devant moi par un mec avec une énorme bite ! le mec se vide directement la ou je ne pourrais jamais aller, au fond de son utérus et y dépose sa semence ! il est entrain d'engrosser
useyourwandbro: opalhonors: tabloid-lover: jamietheundeadamerican: iwillmindfuckyou: kneel-on-nails: forever-kitten: Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you
neilpatrickheaven: okay so mitt romney wants to ban a womans right to do what she wants with her uterus thinks that 47% of the country isn’t worth his time thinks that gay people don’t deserve the right to get married and doesn’t understand why
bowiesziggystarlust: Yesterday’s ultrasound told me my uterus’ story.
fuckyeslilkim: Inhale this, clench your fist Then ya, feel the mist through the uterus Can ya, picture this.. Life without me, Wake up you’re having bad dreams!
ladylost7721: noshoesorsocks: juststemthings: my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks: Dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Omg🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣NO more babies here, Thank God! All the fucking
itsexclusive:okayysophia:second uterus???How the fuck did doctors not catch that?
seaofdreams: tbh if i was given the chance i’d trade my uterus for a bag of Doritos and a cool looking rock
impregnationfreak: He shoved in hard, and she felt a jolt of pain shoot into her uterus as his cock bashed into her cervix. She let out a little squeal of discomfort, then moaned…knowing what it meant. “That’s right, you feel that? That’s
ruc-a:wiitch-hazell:pocketpup:the-real-actual-doctor:RASPBERRY TEA HELPS WITH PERIOD CRAMPS PASS IT ONraspberry leaf is good as well, it helps the uterus have less violent contractions! it’s a uteral toner or something like that LIFE SAVER for all
atthetopofourlungs: Dear uterus, I’m as thrilled as you are that I’m not pregnant but let’s chill the fuck out.
volatileshojo: it’s still March 26th here so HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAMLET. c: you have been a major inspiration for me in art, comics, and girl-power, and I hope the anniversary of your expulsion from a uterus is FULL OF MAGIC AND WONDER.
a-lot-like-diana: so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body
iamaslumberbatch: a-lot-like-diana: so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so
lucyqpuckerman: MY RIGHTS ARE SAFE MY UTERUS IS SAFE MY FUTURE IS SAFE GUYS I’M CRYING I CAN’T OBAMA WON
its-a-novel-idea: tabloid-lover: jamietheundeadamerican: iwillmindfuckyou: kneel-on-nails: forever-kitten: Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that
wrstdeeppussy: sluttcunt: NOW THAT’S a UTERUS! Just gotta find the cervix! Anyone know this sluts name? I’m reposting this again. Someone please find her
downlo: “Damn uterus refreshing itself every month like it owns the place.”
ap0calypses: noramutaofrost: livesstillposed: THEY JUST POSTED THIS ON THE HUB BECAUSE IT’S PHOTO OF THE YEAR I’M SCREAMING this deserves a reblog cause of the cuteness of it no stop omfg Ughh omg my uterus
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welcometomotherworld: rosalarian: stacksofrats: misscoco: rosalarian: Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, WHATEVER. Try something new, uterus. You make chocolate pudding instead of blood, then we’ll talk. This is
ch4se-your-dre4ms: lacigreen: it’s period week my uterus feels like its eating itself and i want to destroy all the things omggg
makeuamommy: impregnationfreak: He shoved in hard, and she felt a jolt of pain shoot into her uterus as his cock bashed into her cervix. She let out a little squeal of discomfort, then moaned…knowing what it meant. “That’s right, you feel
10thdoctors-companion: phoenix-aflame: mother-fucking-avengers: mother-fucking-avengers: im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came
idareu2bme: cheesusfugget: Based on a true story Uterus, you need therapy. Ahs
soujisexual: if you watch a pregnancy backwards its about a she monster that absorbs a child through her vagina and keeps it in her uterus for nine months absorbing its nutrients and then a man puts his penis in her and sucks up the remains
lamehemmo: welcometomotherworld: rosalarian: stacksofrats: misscoco: rosalarian: Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, WHATEVER. Try something new, uterus. You make chocolate pudding instead of blood, then we’ll talk.
damittromney:my-name-is-long: damittromney: next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses. whAT THE FUCK
rapedolls: cafenastycore: fist her hard Punch her uterus and choke her. Mmmmmm
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