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bootylicious-buggy: biorobo: needs more spleen cat, pancreas cat, and tiny gall bladder cat The uterus cat is feral with a bunch of diseases.
I would sell so many souls right now to be able to shut off my periods until convenient times… Ughhhh my uterus is trying to kill me again…!
metal-mistress: sheepyapples: zalein: that-laj: turtlecannon: fabulous. Ruffles! Ruffles and buckles! Gimme gimme gimme! See THIS IS what you do with ruffles!! I WANT IT Uhhh my uterus
Vagina is not a dirty word. Vulva is not a dirty word. Clitoris is not a dirty word. Labia is not a dirty word. Uterus is not a dirty word. The words used to describe my body will not be censored.
Hnnngh… Uterus, why u try to kill me…!!!!!????*crawls under blankets and whimpers until pain subsides*I want to get back to working on that Rung print…!!!
that-awkward-fanboy: korrasforevergirl:risaellen:timdrakeisgay: the-savage-avenger: kneel-on-nails: forever-kitten: Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think
wilwheaton: the-uterus: #WomenBetrayed is trending, so I thought I’d post this in response. Fun Fact #10: The Republicans in Congress who are trying to defund Planned Parenthood know all of this. They don’t care, because they hate poor people,
…My uterus is trying to kill me ;w; Time to send an email to work and then pray that the meds kick in soon
chel-the-fabulous-asstec: lalondes: kevinprices: lalondes: if you sold all your eggs you would make ū.2 billion your uterus is worth ū.2 billion #and a nutsack is worth like ษ and half a pb&j I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU
chillykuma-kuma: fresh-uterus: BEAR STAWP UR FLIRTIN UR MAKIN ME BLUSH @madcap-ian
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idareu2bme: cheesusfugget: Based on a true story Uterus, you need therapy.
marypierced: Cervix penetration. Insertion a stick in uterus. Speculum opening cunt full huge piercings and cervical chopstick deep inserted.
i want to make a print of a woman eating her uterus.
why can I never fall asleep before midnight why can’t I be 27 & married w/ a steady job, a small house, and a dog why do my hands feel like sandpaper why do I have acne why does my uterus feel like it’s being stabbed by a thousand
criwes: Uterus (2012) by Duarte Vitoria
“Yo no salí de tu costilla, vos saliste de mi útero” “I did not come out of your ribs, you came out of my uterus” By Romilustraciones.
pussy-and-pizzza-x: msuracerfittie: adorabloo: My uterus has problems accuracy. This is literally the funniest shit I’ve seen all day
itsthighnoon: my piece of shit uterus every month once it realizes that i’m not pregnant: this bitch empty YEET
idrils:kickstarter to replace my uterus with something useful like a boombox or a fog machine
yourpuddin: spoken-not-written: br3akmyb0nes: xharlequinxgirlx: the-hypocritical-critic: fueledbytori: Every male should see this. REBLOGGING MY OWN POST BECAUSE MY UTERUS IS CONTRACTING SO. Ugh cause my body hates my right now. Y E S THIS.
lynzave: geezjenner: lynzave: I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even tryingand then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINACOVERED IN ECTOPLASM AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S
petratodd: symplephysics102: lundsdotter: The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent
takemyhandillteachyoutodance: meowrailsprite: animatedcatastrophe: I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING
scroomsaw: c4cti: takemyhandillteachyoutodance: meowrailsprite: animatedcatastrophe: I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS
muffingomoo: brain-splosion: When my dad hears I’m on my period, he locks himself in his study and texts me that he will get me ANYTHING I WANT, and to just ask. He got me a laptop the first time I got my period. As the blood trickles from my uterus,
mozzareally: lynzave: geezjenner: lynzave: I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even tryingand then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINACOVERED IN ECTOPLASM AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO
rosalarian: stacksofrats: misscoco: rosalarian: Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, WHATEVER. Try something new, uterus. You make chocolate pudding instead of blood, then we’ll talk. This is the most beautiful thing
womenorgnow: luminousrogue: People with uteruses will get about 500 periods in their lifetime. Meaning that you’ll be on your period for a total of around 1200 days. With a loss of about 1440 ounces of blood. Which is approximately how much blood
sharerlar: susan-tasty-boyle: “If my uterus could talk, it would have the voice of Him from powerpuff girls.” God dammit Krystal.
dollyfarton: ineedmasculism: lundsdotter: The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent
iamaslumberbatch: a-lot-like-diana: so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so
thechronicferuchemist: Uterus, I do not understand your need to have a baby. We cannot afford a baby. I do not want a baby. Hell you wouldn’t even be happy if we had a baby. I find these temper tantrums you throw every month we don’t have a baby
philosophy-in-blue: damittromney:my-name-is-long: damittromney: next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses. whAT THE FUCK
thesaladbar:heat helps with cramps. you can use a heat pad, but why stop there? rip your uterus out. set it on fire. there. much better. no more cramps
shaolinbynature: edoowinnie: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: unbubbliness: rawdi-kun: Lmfao wtf Christians chill out! why the fuck were the nurses beating him i wonder how many ppl actually believe a pill can find it’s way into the uterus and give the
rogueofstars: People with a uterus will get about 500 periods in their lifetime. Meaning that you’ll be on your period for a total of around 2500 days. With a loss of about 1440 ounces of blood. Which is approximately how much blood there is in 9 adult
gaitedhorsegirl:rogueofstars:People with a uterus will get about 500 periods in their lifetime. Meaning that you’ll be on your period for a total of around 2500 days. With a loss of about 1440 ounces of blood. Which is approximately how much blood there
the-uterus: #WomenBetrayed is trending, so I thought I’d post this in response.
daji-ruhu: sidonivilleduval: twinkle-twinkle-little-fuck: uterus during period: Ohmygod I’m so embarrassed. I thought we were having a baby. DONT LOOK AT THIS! *rips down baby wallpaper* PLEASE JUST IGNORE THIS! *tears apart baby room* LETS PRETEND
queerwolfhusbife: *sees good informational post about menstruation or uterus health* *sees post ruined by “men will never understand” or “this is why women are badass”*
seaofdreams: tbh if i was given the chance i’d trade my uterus for a bag of Doritos and a cool looking rock
maryann-for-the-bbc: Oh YES… This BBC is SEEDING her UTERUS… In 9 months there will be a Beautiful BLACK Baby Born and Dedicated to the “BLACK NEW WORLD ORDER”… Love and Kisses, Maryann
maryann-for-the-bbc: YES, FEEL the SENSATION of his Warm BABY Making SEED SQUIRTING Deep into your UTERUS… Just think, in 9 months there is going to be another Beautiful BLACK Baby Born and Dedicated to the “BLACK NEW WORLD ORDER”… Love
maryann-for-the-bbc: I LOVE to SUCK and FUCK Hard BLACK Cock and have them CUM in my Mouth and DEEP in my UTERUS… Love and Kisses, Maryann
twentydeepyears: get-caught: concernedresidentofbakerstreet: risaellen: timdrakeisgay: the-savage-avenger: kneel-on-nails: forever-kitten: Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small
housetyrellian: concernedresidentofbakerstreet: risaellen: timdrakeisgay: the-savage-avenger: kneel-on-nails: forever-kitten: Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life
hyperpregnant: She could feel it in her tummy, his cock was knocking on the entrance to her womb. Soon he’d be flooding her insides with hot, sticky cum. Her uterus was ripe and ready to receive his seed, it made her want it so bad that she ached.
capjaxster: Too late now girl…That sensation you feel. The one you can’t place ever having felt before?That’s your teen uterus getting early ‘draft orders’You have been called into ‘Mommy service’ little girl.
meanttobreed: Riding his bare penis with an egg sitting in my uterus, I reach back and feel his balls tighten in preparation to release semen. It won’t be long before he’s fertilizing me while screaming my name in ecstasy.
meanttobreed:She began riding with such an intensity once she realized I was going to orgasm inside her. So many years and finally she was going to take all my semen into her uterus. Where it belonged. All of a sudden I let out a yell as my testicles
hyperpregnant:She could feel it in her tummy, his cock was knocking on the entrance to her womb. Soon he’d be flooding her insides with hot, sticky cum. Her uterus was ripe and ready to receive his seed, it made her want it so bad that she ached. She
deepcreampie: That hot moment of pure ecstasy when you naturally flood her pussy with your potent seed. Her pussy clamming down on your throbbing cock as her orgasmic contractions squeezes your cum into her uterus
impregnationfreak: He shoved in hard, and she felt a jolt of pain shoot into her uterus as his cock bashed into her cervix. She let out a little squeal of discomfort, then moaned…knowing what it meant. “That’s right, you feel that? That’s
meanttobreed: Paused as our orgasms ripped through our bodies, his hands tight on my ass as his pulsating penis was injecting my quivering, fertile uterus with every drop of semen he had.
