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micdotcom:Feel like wildly uninformed men are trying to get into your uterus? The “Mythcrashers” are here to sort fact from fiction
some-like-it-luke-warm: historical-nonfiction: When trains were introduced in the U.S, many people believed that that “women’s bodies were not designed to go at 50 miles an hour,” and that their “uteruses would fly out of [their] bodies if they
thisiswhymomworries:when u have period cramps but u haven’t actually started yet like ur uterus is legit just humming the fucken Jaws theme song
closet-keys:not to be a misogynist doctor from the 1800s but i’m pretty sure my uterus is moving around my body, biting my other organs, and also is possessed by the devil
wolvesandhoundshowltogether:uterus: Guurl, you’re ❌NOT❌ pregnant🎉💃me hunched over in agony: This… could have been… an email
:Men call you their musethen make paint out of your blood sweat tearsthey write songs about your beautiful broken bones and bruised skinwith a smile on their face they sing about your empty uterus and bleeding fingersTake steal your pain and tell you
allthatyoucandoiswishthemwell: giallothekitten: thestareater: odair: katniss-whateverdeen: odair: if i was a girl i would live every day in fear of vaginal prolapse i’m a girl and i have no idea what that is its where your vagina/uterus can
mother-fucking-avengers: mother-fucking-avengers: im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the most horrified
damittromney: my-name-is-long: damittromney: next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses. whAT THE FUCK
lolatprolife: memaid-with-legs: I love how women will tell guys “no uterus, no opinion” but only when the guy disagrees with them. Men are allowed to have an opinion when they agree. So much for equality. it’s almost like we don’t want other
cas-has-the-phone-box: dogsenthusiast: in me mums uterus…… womb womb GET OUT ME VAG
ruc-a: wiitch-hazell:pocketpup:the-real-actual-doctor:RASPBERRY TEA HELPS WITH PERIOD CRAMPS PASS IT ONraspberry leaf is good as well, it helps the uterus have less violent contractions! it’s a uteral toner or something like thatLIFE SAVER for all
michelle-duggars-uterus: Nice try Iggy
dollyfarton: ineedmasculism: lundsdotter: The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent
a-lot-like-diana: so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body
concernedresidentofbakerstreet: risaellen: timdrakeisgay: the-savage-avenger: kneel-on-nails: forever-kitten: Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think
whimsicdoctor13: algrenion: chel-the-fabulous-asstec: lalondes: kevinprices: lalondes: if you sold all your eggs you would make ū.2 billion your uterus is worth ū.2 billion #and a nutsack is worth like ษ and half a pb&j I JUST REALIZED
reallymadscientist: mallotovcocktail: once a month, my uterus has a liquidation sale and everything must go. best prices in town. period.
wretchedsilence: damittromney: my-name-is-long: damittromney: next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses. whAT THE FUCK Never
korrasforevergirl:risaellen:timdrakeisgay: the-savage-avenger: kneel-on-nails: forever-kitten: Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that isn’t metal
thesaladbar: heat helps with cramps. you can use a heat pad, but why stop there? rip your uterus out. set it on fire. there. much better. no more cramps
itsthighnoon:my piece of shit uterus every month once it realizes that i’m not pregnant: this bitch empty YEET
suidai: another old uterus-related animation from 2012
mathamaniac: thefrogman: I am so grateful for manly Q-tips. I had been cleaning my ears with a stick while watching monster trucks on YouTube. Artwork by Chris Gugliotti [webcomic | tumblr] “People with a uterus” bless
david-tennants-little-fangirl: whydoesithavetwofronts: gussykirsty: cactusrabbit: rosalarian: Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, WHATEVER. Try something new, uterus. You make chocolate pudding instead of blood, then
tltty: instead of storing blood the uterus should just store snacks & like once a month you’ll get a bag of chips or something
tanukiking: So tampon/pad sellers cannot mention the words ‘menstruation’, ‘blood’, ‘uterus’, or ‘vagina’ … But everyone has to hear about 4 hour erections.
cartoonpolitics:“ In this country, my uterus is more regulated than my guns. Birth control and reproductive health services are harder to get than bullets.” .. (Shannyn Moore)
bisexualfriend: wilwheaton: the-uterus: #WomenBetrayed is trending, so I thought I’d post this in response. Fun Fact #10: The Republicans in Congress who are trying to defund Planned Parenthood know all of this. They don’t care, because they hate
queerwolfhusbife: *sees good informational post about menstruation or uterus health* *sees post ruined by “men will never understand” or “this is why women are badass”*
micdotcom: Feel like wildly uninformed men are trying to get into your uterus? The “Mythcrashers” are here to sort fact from fiction
thisiswhymomworries: when u have period cramps but u haven’t actually started yet like ur uterus is legit just humming the fucken Jaws theme song
ohmygodyou-areproposing: the-house-doubt-built: a-man-n-progress: coolblackchick: fucking uterus’s im mortified i found this way funnier than i should have… here it is.. the time during which it slaves the eggs
phoenix-aflame: mother-fucking-avengers: mother-fucking-avengers: im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the
wiitch-hazell: pocketpup: the-real-actual-doctor: RASPBERRY TEA HELPS WITH PERIOD CRAMPS PASS IT ON raspberry leaf is good as well, it helps the uterus have less violent contractions! it’s a uteral toner or something like that LIFE SAVER
pussy-and-pizzza-x: msuracerfittie: adorabloo: My uterus has problems accuracy. This is literally the funniest shit I’ve seen all day
horrorpeach: tordles: what if instead of blood you menstruated confetti party in my uterus everyone’s invited
The Devil's Boss
castielruinedmylife: the-hypocritical-critic: fueledbytori: Every male should see this. REBLOGGING MY OWN POST BECAUSE MY UTERUS IS CONTRACTING SO. let’s not forget that some girls/women have periods twice as long as normal or twice as heavy and
Meanwhile, in my uterus
A Clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since we all, at some point, are both male and female in the uterus, before the dominate gene takes over, the penis on a female and a male is actually the same. And once the dominate gene takes over for a male,
twophoenixfeathers: Phases of a period Why am I so horny oh ouch it hurts so bad cuddle me to make it better i think my uterus is eating itself blood, so much blood let’s bone
thesaladbar:heat helps with cramps. you can use a heat pad, but why stop there? rip your uterus out. set it on fire. there. much better. no more cramps
atthetopofourlungs: Dear uterus, I’m as thrilled as you are that I’m not pregnant but let’s chill the fuck out.
juststemthings: my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:
straponarium: do you like my signature strokes in your uterus?
redseapedestrian: My uterus is so much more dangerous than global warming.
gabzillatheillestandrealest: alongcameabutterfly: 2opinionatedblackgirls: nyassamufasa: 😍🙊 😩😩😩 gimme one!! Oh my goodness. My uterus is craving one. I swear I want little chocolate drops 😭😭😭😭
![some-like-it-luke-warm: historical-nonfiction: When trains were introduced in the U.S, many people believed that that “women’s bodies were not designed to go at 50 miles an hour,” and that their “uteruses would fly out of [their] bodies if they](https://64.media.tumblr.com/071db4ffbfce9d0b8e0b9afb4cf74515/d2be385ae3b984c0-7b/s512x512u_c1/d6399f17cdb301b93c59a4fed1ce7e2efff8197e.png)
![mathamaniac: thefrogman: I am so grateful for manly Q-tips. I had been cleaning my ears with a stick while watching monster trucks on YouTube. Artwork by Chris Gugliotti [webcomic | tumblr] “People with a uterus” bless](https://64.media.tumblr.com/0ba5d8ab0b2cbcfa02005ff10f888742/tumblr_ncztrcwhAo1qzrlhgo1_250.jpg)
