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whimsicdoctor13: algrenion: chel-the-fabulous-asstec: lalondes: kevinprices: lalondes: if you sold all your eggs you would make ū.2 billion your uterus is worth ū.2 billion #and a nutsack is worth like ษ and half a pb&j I JUST REALIZED
iamaslumberbatch: a-lot-like-diana: so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so
welcometomotherworld: rosalarian: stacksofrats: misscoco: rosalarian: Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, WHATEVER. Try something new, uterus. You make chocolate pudding instead of blood, then we’ll talk. This is
wiitch-hazell: pocketpup: the-real-actual-doctor: RASPBERRY TEA HELPS WITH PERIOD CRAMPS PASS IT ON raspberry leaf is good as well, it helps the uterus have less violent contractions! it’s a uteral toner or something like that LIFE SAVER
: Hoes before bros. Uteruses before duderuses. Ovaries before brovaries.
awkwardothebastardsonofurkel: wearemagneton: [Image is three signs, arranged in such a way that they overlap. The text, in total, reads “Be-be-be patient w-w-with pe-pe-people who st-st-stutter.”] uterus-balloons: genderfuked: “Be patient with
atthetopofourlungs: Dear uterus, I’m as thrilled as you are that I’m not pregnant but let’s chill the fuck out.
meanttobreed: Despite a small amount of potent seed leaking from her used pussy, I know that my saved up load was bathing her ripe uterus. Coating her gentle insides, approaching the precious eggs recently released from her ovaries. Her womb let this
the-uterus: First red, then white,and now, blue.Tumblr’s American trinity is finally complete. Begin the ritual.
angiev13: Happy New Year 😊 🎉 This is my insecure, but still love pic, it’s just been sitting in my drafts for weeks. My mom belly is in full swing because of the position etc… hope you enjoy. This is after 3 kids and I have a prolapsed uterus,
jillibean90:jillibean90:I am now one week post op from getting my uterus and an ovary removed! It’s been a bit rough of a recovery but am so excited, I have suffered from endometriosis and ovarian cysts for about 15 years and nothing seemed to help
batchan00: ohmyloria: alixcyral: westerbroski: david-tennants-little-fangirl: whydoesithavetwofronts: gussykirsty: cactusrabbit: rosalarian: Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, WHATEVER. Try something new, uterus.
nandimakedakandake: so this lady, Ines Ramirez Perez, was pregnant right? right. so her baby was knocking on her uterus like “yo, i’m ready to come out, it’s mad stuffy in here” Ines was like “aight coo, well your daddy is out somewhere getting
idareu2bme: cheesusfugget: Based on a true story Uterus, you need therapy.
did-you-kno: A 36-year-old Swedish woman who was born without a uterus is now the first woman in medical history to give birth to a baby after having a womb transplant. Source
paperwaspnest: daco-broman: davidlieberman: cabwaylingo: surgeries except theyre recorded like patch notes Uterine lining will no longer spawn outside uterus or clip into organs. 2.1.12 Removed tumor Patch 2.1.15 Removed the following legacy
biokitty: e-v-roslyn: s-leary: rohie: we’re in hell and it’s only going to get worse. The bill also requires ectopic pregnancies to be re-implanted in the uterus—a medical procedure that doesn’t exist. [image source] Jesus Christ So: This
the-uterus:katjakyoma: thetimelessgxardian:feminism-and-iggys:insightful-blossom:r4dicalfeminist:whatifiguredout:ladieskeepklassy:Reasons why women are always on guardFrom the article “How to Seduce a Lesbian as a Straight Guy” from Returnofkings.com
insideageniusmind: Does anyone else pray for their period to end? I literally spent 10 minutes praying to God that my uterus would just stop
foreveralonekkk: humorous: fuckyahumor: thesaladbar:heat helps with cramps. you can use a heat pad, but why stop there? rip your uterus out. set it on fire. there. much better. no more cramps
some-like-it-luke-warm: historical-nonfiction: When trains were introduced in the U.S, many people believed that that “women’s bodies were not designed to go at 50 miles an hour,” and that their “uteruses would fly out of [their] bodies if they
melongorl: i will donate my uterus to science
seaofdreams: tbh if i was given the chance i’d trade my uterus for a bag of Doritos and a cool looking rock
elfoftheforest: not to be rude or anything but the last time i cried i was being removed from my mom’s uterus
iamatinyowl:Anti-choicers don’t give a shit about fetuses, their only goal is controlling people with uteruses.
i-have-no-gender-only-rage: My worst fear is getting a chicken egg in my uterus and then thinking i am giving birth to a human but really its just a chicken
sapphic-luminosity: vampireapologist: People who promote juice cleanses and like Consuming charcoal literally sound like “doctors” in Ancient Greece who thought people could get “hysteria” when their uterus moved around the body at will towards
loverbear-butch:hysterectomy but they just tie a string to your uterus and the other end to a doorknob and then slam the door
the-uterus: just-shower-thoughts: If you were born 1 year earlier/later, you would have had a completely different set of friends at school and as a result would probably have become a very different person. Still woulda been a piece of shit though
chel-the-fabulous-asstec: lalondes: kevinprices: lalondes: if you sold all your eggs you would make ū.2 billion your uterus is worth ū.2 billion #and a nutsack is worth like ษ and half a pb&j I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU
dxmedstudent: md-admissions: micdotcom: Feel like wildly uninformed men are trying to get into your uterus? The “Mythcrashers” are here to sort fact from fiction Dr. Willie Parker is awesome and this gif set is well-timed on my dash. Can we please
A Clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since we all, at some point, are both male and female in the uterus, before the dominate gene takes over, the penis on a female and a male is actually the same. And once the dominate gene takes over for a male,
aarev: Angry uterus seeking man. 21, uninhabited. Looking to change.
thesaladbar: heat helps with cramps. you can use a heat pad, but why stop there? rip your uterus out. set it on fire. there. much better. no more cramps
fresh-uterus: BEAR STAWP UR FLIRTIN UR MAKIN ME BLUSH
korrasforevergirl: risaellen: timdrakeisgay: the-savage-avenger: kneel-on-nails: forever-kitten: Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that isn’t
pfcpizzalovin-russo: You know how women say “No uterus, no opinion” when guys say periods can’t be that bad? “No military service, no opinion”.
thatsqualitystuff: Party in the uterus?
godlovesfags: eatspoopsandleaves: godlovesfags: ay yo your period isn’t an excuse to be a total bitch don’t give a shit who you are peace out dude I dunno, I mean, sometimes your uterus starts contracting and pulling all of your intestines with
scarecrows: lalondes: kevinprices: lalondes: if you sold all your eggs you would make ū.2 billion your uterus is worth ū.2 billion #and a nutsack is worth like ษ and half a pb&j I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD
silvertongue-turnedtolead: broken-hearts-will-remain-broken: kneel-on-nails: forever-kitten: Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that isn’t metal
eveninmywandering: timdrakeisgay: the-savage-avenger: kneel-on-nails: forever-kitten: Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that isn’t metal as fuck
damittromney: my-name-is-long: damittromney: next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses. whAT THE FUCK
ladyjolras: men’s views on abortion matter if the man in question has a uterus
linadivorceeofl: lundsdotter: The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the
pussy-and-pizzza-x: msuracerfittie: adorabloo: My uterus has problems accuracy. This is literally the funniest shit I’ve seen all day
sapioshay: I probably should’ve accepted that uterus massage earlier 🤔😂😂
thesaladbar:heat helps with cramps. you can use a heat pad, but why stop there? rip your uterus out. set it on fire. there. much better. no more cramps
“Yo no salí de tu costilla, vos saliste de mi útero” “I did not come out of your ribs, you came out of my uterus” By Romilustraciones.
thechronicferuchemist: Uterus, I do not understand your need to have a baby. We cannot afford a baby. I do not want a baby. Hell you wouldn’t even be happy if we had a baby. I find these temper tantrums you throw every month we don’t have a baby
pantiesornothereicum: Prepare for a uterus beat down!!