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moghedien: moghedien: I read a short story where a woman character “always looked forward to her period” because it was “a reminder of her womanness” and YES! The story WAS in fact written by a male! *my uterus hits the self destruct button
shessofuckedinthehead: sofapizza: the uterus bides its time, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. defy ur ute, admire cute panties but go commando (:
noirmatic: the hellbound uterus
thealmightyshoe: phoenix-aflame: mother-fucking-avengers: mother-fucking-avengers: im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into
some-like-it-luke-warm: historical-nonfiction: When trains were introduced in the U.S, many people believed that that “women’s bodies were not designed to go at 50 miles an hour,” and that their “uteruses would fly out of [their] bodies if they
simonalkenmayer: iesika: THIS IS BRILLIANT. I wish I could retroactively add the six different doctors who refused any surgical intervention relating to my uterus and/or ovaries between the ages of 16 and 30 “in case you change your mind about having
bellechamber: Ai Uehara上原亜衣Beautiful uterus lip !
Dear Uterus,
sofapizza: thedailywhat:sayomg Nothing will ever amuse you as much as ripping paper amuses this baby. ohh my uterus.
chel-the-fabulous-asstec: lalondes: kevinprices: lalondes: if you sold all your eggs you would make ū.2 billion your uterus is worth ū.2 billion #and a nutsack is worth like ษ and half a pb&j I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU
tanukiking: So tampon/pad sellers cannot mention the words ‘menstruation’, ‘blood’, ‘uterus’, or ‘vagina’ … But everyone has to hear about 4 hour erections.
wilwheaton: the-uterus: #WomenBetrayed is trending, so I thought I’d post this in response. Fun Fact #10: The Republicans in Congress who are trying to defund Planned Parenthood know all of this. They don’t care, because they hate poor people,
Butterflies in Your Uterus
iheartguts:Menstruation inspires Uterus to bust a rhyme.
the-uterus: #WomenBetrayed is trending, so I thought I’d post this in response.
iamaslumberbatch: a-lot-like-diana: so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so
the-uterus: In every generation there is a chosen one. She alone must face the elves, the reindeer, and the forces of Christmas. She is the sleigher.
muffingomoo: brain-splosion: When my dad hears I’m on my period, he locks himself in his study and texts me that he will get me ANYTHING I WANT, and to just ask. He got me a laptop the first time I got my period. As the blood trickles from my uterus,
whimsicdoctor13: algrenion: chel-the-fabulous-asstec: lalondes: kevinprices: lalondes: if you sold all your eggs you would make ū.2 billion your uterus is worth ū.2 billion #and a nutsack is worth like ษ and half a pb&j I JUST REALIZED
rosalarian: stacksofrats: misscoco: rosalarian: Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, WHATEVER. Try something new, uterus. You make chocolate pudding instead of blood, then we’ll talk. This is the most beautiful thing
useyourwandbro: opalhonors: tabloid-lover: jamietheundeadamerican: iwillmindfuckyou: kneel-on-nails: forever-kitten: Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you
the-uterus-quivers: mytrenchcoatangel: curiouskitty: verycunninglinguist: whatlikeitshard: jukeboxgraduate: yerawizardmary: yerawizardmary: Dying right now. I cannot believe this got so many notes. But this is the continuation. THIS WOMAN IS
fitocracy: Next time someone tells you girls shouldn’t lift remind them that the uterus is the strongest muscle in the human body. via artist!
opiumdreamland: welcometomotherworld: rosalarian: stacksofrats: misscoco: rosalarian: Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, WHATEVER. Try something new, uterus. You make chocolate pudding instead of blood, then we’ll
fitchris25: askmeifimadalek: Compliments of my throbbing uterus
thesaladbar:heat helps with cramps. you can use a heat pad, but why stop there? rip your uterus out. set it on fire. there. much better. no more cramps
the-uterus:katjakyoma: thetimelessgxardian:feminism-and-iggys:insightful-blossom:r4dicalfeminist:whatifiguredout:ladieskeepklassy:Reasons why women are always on guardFrom the article “How to Seduce a Lesbian as a Straight Guy” from Returnofkings.com
thesaladbar: heat helps with cramps. you can use a heat pad, but why stop there? rip your uterus out. set it on fire. there. much better. no more cramps
it’s weird how being a pussy is weak and having balls means you’re tough i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man you are down hard
ohthewondersthatweare: Does This Uterus Make Me Look Fat? start-her-up: Thanks to photoshop, it’s very easy for women to forget what a “real” woman’s body looks like. My mother used to refer to it as her Kangaroo Pouch. The endless messaging
keepcalmanddrinkwater: Damn son, our uterus stretches like five times the size and then contracts and pushes a seven pound baby out of a small tube into life, if you think that isn’t metal as fuck get out of my face. YOUR ORGANS THOUGH I’M
its-a-novel-idea: tabloid-lover: jamietheundeadamerican: iwillmindfuckyou: kneel-on-nails: forever-kitten: Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that
damittromney: my-name-is-long: damittromney: next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses. whAT THE FUCK
dogsenthusiast: in me mums uterus…… womb womb
vardaesque: linadivorceeofl: lundsdotter: The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent
tankerbelll: supernaturalsquats: I figure that my uterus ripping itself apart burns enough calories for me to eat whatever the fuck I want on my period, and it doesn’t count. Perfect.
thechronicferuchemist: Uterus, I do not understand your need to have a baby. We cannot afford a baby. I do not want a baby. Hell you wouldn’t even be happy if we had a baby. I find these temper tantrums you throw every month we don’t have a baby
rogueofstars:People with a uterus will get about 500 periods in their lifetime. Meaning that you’ll be on your period for a total of around 2500 days. With a loss of about 1440 ounces of blood. Which is approximately how much blood there is in 9 adult
pardonmewhileipanic:melannen:A lot of people conceptualize their period as their uterus having a tantrum about there being no baby. I used to do that, too.Then I found this article about why we menstruate and I realized that’s not what’s going on.It’s
atthetopofourlungs: Dear uterus, I’m as thrilled as you are that I’m not pregnant but let’s chill the fuck out.
criwes: Uterus (2012) by Duarte Vitoria
criwes:Uterus (2012) by Duarte Vitoria
oneviewb: ofmicnmen: inthotswelust: Deep ain’t the word for how far this nigga is in the pussy At this point, I have severely damaged your uterus. Big dick niggas can’t do positions like this, we fear for your safety. 😭😭😭😭😭😩😩😩😩😩
Dear uterus
algrenion: chel-the-fabulous-asstec: lalondes: kevinprices: lalondes: if you sold all your eggs you would make ū.2 billion your uterus is worth ū.2 billion #and a nutsack is worth like ษ and half a pb&j I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY
A Clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since we all, at some point, are both male and female in the uterus, before the dominate gene takes over, the penis on a female and a male is actually the same. And once the dominate gene takes over for a male,
guitarsandcontrabandx: reallymadscientist: mallotovcocktail: once a month, my uterus has a liquidation sale and everything must go. best prices in town. period. 😷😷
korrasforevergirl: risaellen: timdrakeisgay: the-savage-avenger: kneel-on-nails: forever-kitten: Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that isn’t
pussy-and-pizzza-x: msuracerfittie: adorabloo: My uterus has problems accuracy. This is literally the funniest shit I’ve seen all day
memewhore: korrasforevergirl:risaellen:timdrakeisgay: the-savage-avenger: kneel-on-nails: forever-kitten: Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that
easy/lucky/free
keellllii: i-still-dont-like-your-face: if the government controls my uterus now i expect to get care packages of pads/tampons, chocolate, and midol in the mail each month thank you. *slow clap*
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