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A Clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since we all, at some point, are both male and female in the uterus, before the dominate gene takes over, the penis on a female and a male is actually the same. And once the dominate gene takes over for a male,
bbtwinkslut: 1209eastlong: www.1209eastlong.tumblr.com He’s so masculine his seed would force my body to grow a uterus and ovaries just so he could get me pregnant.
sophietask: chel-the-fabulous-asstec: lalondes: kevinprices: lalondes: if you sold all your eggs you would make ū.2 billion your uterus is worth ū.2 billion #and a nutsack is worth like ษ and half a pb&j I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS
kastiakbc: kneel-on-nails: forever-kitten: Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that isn’t metal as fuck get out of my face YOUR ORGANS THOUGH IM
summertwin: someone please hold my uterus before it explodes wow what a charmer
timecodereading: “I didn’t come from your rib, you came from my uterus” Slutwalk São Paulo, 26 May 2012 (see gallery at the link, article in Portuguese)
stfuprolifers: betterthanabortion: Assuming the fetus pictured is a female, both of these people possess uteri. Does “no uterus, no opinion” still apply? Are you in favor of denying the smaller person her reproductive rights simply because she
idareu2bme: cheesusfugget: Based on a true story Uterus, you need therapy.
pussy-and-pizzza-x: msuracerfittie: adorabloo: My uterus has problems accuracy. This is literally the funniest shit I’ve seen all day
whimsicdoctor13: algrenion: chel-the-fabulous-asstec: lalondes: kevinprices: lalondes: if you sold all your eggs you would make ū.2 billion your uterus is worth ū.2 billion #and a nutsack is worth like ษ and half a pb&j I JUST REALIZED
atthetopofourlungs: Dear uterus, I’m as thrilled as you are that I’m not pregnant but let’s chill the fuck out.
some-like-it-luke-warm: historical-nonfiction: When trains were introduced in the U.S, many people believed that that “women’s bodies were not designed to go at 50 miles an hour,” and that their “uteruses would fly out of [their] bodies if they
chel-the-fabulous-asstec: lalondes: kevinprices: lalondes: if you sold all your eggs you would make ū.2 billion your uterus is worth ū.2 billion #and a nutsack is worth like ษ and half a pb&j I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU
wilwheaton:the-uterus:#WomenBetrayed is trending, so I thought I’d post this in response.Fun Fact #10: The Republicans in Congress who are trying to defund Planned Parenthood know all of this. They don’t care, because they hate poor people, people
tcainer: slowdownalexis: This is adorable and awesome. I think my uterus just fainted.
I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even tryingand then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINACOVERED IN ECTOPLASM AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE
: Hoes before bros. Uteruses before duderuses. Ovaries before brovaries.
wait until your time of the month, then they aren’t cute if guys had uteruses they would be called duderuses
pardonmewhileipanic:melannen:A lot of people conceptualize their period as their uterus having a tantrum about there being no baby. I used to do that, too.Then I found this article about why we menstruate and I realized that’s not what’s going on.It’s
twinkle-twinkle-little-fuck: uterus during period: Ohmygod I’m so embarrassed. I thought we were having a baby. DONT LOOK AT THIS! *rips down baby wallpaper* PLEASE JUST IGNORE THIS! *tears apart baby room* LETS PRETEND THIS NEVER HAPPENED.
angelic-stripper: Being on my period as a stripper is the worst because on the one hand my tits are ENORMOUS, but on the other, my uterus and head hurt too much for me to function 😰 😘 feel better
rapedolls: officialporn: . I think its fair to say he’s ramming that cock as far as it will go, and it looks like he’s hitting her uterus wall.
sapioshay:I probably should’ve accepted that uterus massage earlier 🤔😂😂
iamaslumberbatch: a-lot-like-diana: so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so
welcometomotherworld: rosalarian: stacksofrats: misscoco: rosalarian: Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, WHATEVER. Try something new, uterus. You make chocolate pudding instead of blood, then we’ll talk. This is
spaceplantz: wiitch-hazell: pocketpup: the-real-actual-doctor: RASPBERRY TEA HELPS WITH PERIOD CRAMPS PASS IT ON raspberry leaf is good as well, it helps the uterus have less violent contractions! it’s a uteral toner or something like that LIFE
imjihlitmoe: deehenn: blackplayboybunny: white women rlly voted for trump then woke up this morning got dressed made a sign that say no uterus no opinions and went out there and acted a monkey ass 😂😂 ☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️
whoreabuse2: Punchfuck your wife’s uterus while plunging her colon with your cock
whoreabuse2: punchfuck their uterus
marypierced: Fucking the uterus. Cervical penetration with metal object with the cunt open wide. Cervix dilatation.
michelle-duggars-uterus: Nice try Iggy
blackgirlgloryhole: Dariel Dukes slobbered all over that raging anonymous 12 inch white-boy meat stick and wasn’t happy until her uterus got jammed, deep and hard, until she nearly passed out. See her milk this 12 inch monster in this tube clip! Check
cumdumpster9555: There are always a couple of cute girls at the party who drink too much and pass out. That’s when the guys like to have fun. The girl usually gets 8 or 10 loads of semen shot into her uterus. She wakes up sticky, leaking sperm, and
im-a-awkward-giraffe: linadivorceeofl: lundsdotter: The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity
my-uterus-my-choice: Can you not call for Planned Parenthood to be defunded and closed down and then whine when, after their clinics do get closed down, you find out that abortion isn’t the only thing they do? You fucked up. Face that. In the future,
thesaladbar:heat helps with cramps. you can use a heat pad, but why stop there? rip your uterus out. set it on fire. there. much better. no more cramps
whenthesuspenderscomeoff: it’s weird how being a pussy is weak and having balls means you’re tough i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man
casssssssssstiel: the-eleventh-blog: and then satan said “oh how about we turn every woman’s uterus against them once a month that should be fun”
neilpatrickheaven: okay so mitt romney wants to ban a womans right to do what she wants with her uterus thinks that 47% of the country isn’t worth his time thinks that gay people don’t deserve the right to get married and doesn’t understand why
lynzave: geezjenner: lynzave: I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even tryingand then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINACOVERED IN ECTOPLASM AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S
it’s weird how being a pussy is weak and having balls means you’re tough i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man you are down hard
lundsdotter: The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended
the-uterus: just-shower-thoughts: If you were born 1 year earlier/later, you would have had a completely different set of friends at school and as a result would probably have become a very different person. Still woulda been a piece of shit though
mrandmrsfist: em56: sluttcunt: Whore’s cervix is itching for cock so she gives it a good scratching. Now to dilate that cervix and get deep into her uterus. - Your Mr.
omg uterus sorry for not getting pregnant no need to throw a temper tantrum
comewhatmayklaine: it’s weird how being a pussy is weak and having balls means you’re tough i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man you are
omfg I don’t even want kids so why must I bleed and have my uterus feel like it’s being kicked multiple times over and over every single month wtf whyyy.
I really don’t see the point of bleeding every month and feeling like I’m being stabbed in my uterus multiple times for hours, when I don’t want children at all.
Yooooo what the fuck is the point of bleeding out of my vagina for a few days, ruining all my cute undies, having my uterus/ovaries feeling like they are being stabbed repeatedly for several hours, having severe headaches, breaking out all over the place,
ahhshiirii: moon-cosmic-power: Yooooo what the fuck is the point of bleeding out of my vagina for a few days, ruining all my cute undies, having my uterus/ovaries feeling like they are being stabbed repeatedly for several hours, having severe headaches,
Periods hurt so much, and it’s not even worth it and completely pointless for me to be in all this pain every month, when I never even want to have children in the first place.
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