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lionsandshadows: ponchopeligroso: every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes this is really
wetbottom:wetbottom: one time i had a crush on a boy and he knew but he didnt like me back so on april fools he asked me out as a joke and i said yes but then he said april fools so i punched him in the face please do not tell me i was wrong for punching
toastoat: Anybody who tells a joke tomorrow gets kicked in the throat instantly
alexputyourpantsbackon: Things that will make me fall for you: singing around me, even if you’re not the best talking about movies and books you love telling me jokes, yes including the stupid ones sharing your music with me really talking to me…about
musicalsilence:my-s-a-g-a:hotvampireadjacent:The book is 1984, which is neither. It’s anti-authoritarian, which tells you a lot.Ya know, sometimes I wish the joke *didn’t* write itself.
Whenever I tell anyone about my high-school chemistry teacher they think I’m making a joke because his name really is Mr. White.
imgonnariverdance: poryqon: Me: *tells mean joke* Person: thats not nice Me:
hoechlinth: I thought free services were one of the perks of dating a mechanic. I gave you a free service last night. Oh, now he thinks he’s funny? Make your jokes Mr Jokey Jokemaker, just remember that I have the power to deny you sex. Keep telling
algrenion: please tell me no one beat me to this joke
Hahaha yeah I was joking around before but shit just got realI like how my dad who’s never even been in a tropical storm just tells me: “SEND ME SOME VIDEO”
peruviansass: the best friendship to exist in this world “Yo! Shut the FUCK up! Homie tryin to tell some jokes!”
i-workoutt: moriahari: HOLY SHIT This really took a turn for the worst. lmaooo Reminds me of that John Mulany joke… “So you’re telling me… That if you saw Hitler… Walking down the street… You wouldn’t
omganniephanny: sandandglass:Kanye West explains that, no, him storming the stage for Beck’s album of the year speech wasn’t a joke. Like 2009 when heinterrupted Taylor Swift at the VMAs, he wanted to tell everyone that Beck didn’t deserve the
robinwilde: onedeadpoet: “What’s that? You want to cum? I’ll tell you what, you go right ahead. No joke. But I’m not speeding up. Try to thrust your hips at all and I go slower.” (via TumbleOn)
2jam4u: nodvs: revyspite: nodvs: 4100fatboy: 2jam4u: 4100fatboy: 2jam4u: my boss (middle aged white man who tells me racist jokes and thinks I’ll laugh) pestered me about my freckles as soon as I walked in the door like ‘what are those!??!
meghanbeda: itsstuckyinmyhead: itsstuckyinmyhead: wait hold on what do you mean Australia doesn’t have a government right now? 2016 is a fucking joke cancel it THIS YEAR IS LITERALLY THE BOOK OF REVELATIONS… HOW YOU GOING TO TELL ME ITS NOT
zerosuit: teamnowalls: tenacityarrow: quantum-dragon: nabyss: geek-ramblings: Please tell me this means we are going to get a Deadpool style marketing campaign for this. Me too. i thought this was a joke because it obviously looks photoshopped but
aintnosuchthingastoothick: hvliday: today i hung out w my 15 y/o brothers girlfriend and i jokingly was like “tell me embarrassing stuff about him” and she was like “ok. he has a piss kink” and was 100% serious and i almost crashed the fucking
black-to-the-bones: Mayoral candidate tells audience members ‘Go back to Africa’ No, that’s not a joke. He really said that. How is he even a Mayoral Candidate? Men like him should never be around politics. He will never let black people
thighetician: kngshxt: Y’all think I be joking when I tell women to shoot these men that are predatory and violent towards them, but I’m dead ass serious. Me and my mom got our concealed carry licenses the same day and I’ve been begging my sister
screamandshout: when you try to tell a joke but nobody gets it
eccentric-nae: theblackmanonthemoon: hvliday: today i hung out w my 15 y/o brothers girlfriend and i jokingly was like “tell me embarrassing stuff about him” and she was like “ok. he has a piss kink” and was 100% serious and i almost crashed
plotprincessss: thickonce:stability: Please take this seriously, Frank. Interventions aren’t a fucking joke. Bye that bear telling him to stand up and square up Lmao
emgeerassohl: If you make it a point to tell everyone you’re a “gold star” lesbian and are proud of doing so, honestly your life is such a joke and I really need you to think a little more clearly before putting down other lesbians for having been
kimchicuddles: CAN’T TELL ME WHAT I CAN’T DO!! (but joking aside, polyamory really won’t magically fix your codependency issues).Support Kimchi Cuddles by becoming a patron! Thank you SO MUCH for your support!! ♥ https://www.patreon.com/kimchicuddles
gotladies:Tell a joke! - Two translators are on a sinking ship. The first says, “Do you know how to swim?” The second says, “No, but I can shout for help in nineteen languages.”
k23gfx: When someone you hate tells a joke :
jaclcfrost: you know when someone asks you a general question like “how are you” or jokingly says something like “do you ever even sleep” and there’s that split-second moment where you consider actually telling them things like whether they’re
dontletthisheartgo: alexputyourpantsbackon: Things that will make me fall for you: singing around me, even if you’re not the best talking about movies and books you love telling me jokes, yes including the stupid ones sharing your music with me really
rancis-motherfluggers: this is an acurrate representation of how i tell a joke
alloftimeandspacewithyou: bassdropcrinklesnitch: ladragonaria: fuckyeah1990s: Eventually I’m going to gif every joke Carlos tells on Magic School Bus… Keisha looks like she is 1000% done with Carlos and his… ANT-ics. Carlos should really stop
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”
omgtsn: onlyghoulsandvikings: feminismandpugsarelife: onlyghoulsandvikings: just imagine a room full of dads all wearing polo shirts and sneakers telling awful jokes to each other and they all find it hilarious finally they belong Oh god my dad would
swishyseahorseronan: The most accurate representation of me telling a joke
trillow: we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on
reichenbackdatassup: wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said “if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make
subcourfeyrac: when ur crush tells a dumb joke and u make a frustrated noise and they go “come on you know you love me” and ur just (⊙ヮ⊙) ………… yeHA THAT’S THE PROBLEM
dicktouching: iwishlilbwasmygrandpa: There is a very very large difference between Tumblr internet humor and actual humor And it becomes obvious every time you try to tell a joke in real life.
the-goddamazon: designbydiaspora: The sweetest thing LOL I imagine Jay-Z probably tells the funniest dad jokes.
ponchopeligroso: every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes
luvyourselfsomeesteem: senhoritaugly: I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and
ironychan: PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: When you treat retail employees like shit, you become an instant joke. You are the story they tell over coffee to make their friends and family laugh at the idiot. You are the person they mimic in a squeaky voice.
girly-fanatic:reichenbackdatassup:wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said“if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll
they-chose-family: otpdisaster: Person A cradling Person B’s head, frantically trying to stop their bleeding, when Person B suddenly asks A to marry them. When Person A tells them to stop joking around, B pulls a wedding ring out of their bloodied
lookatthestarlessnight: please tell me no one beat me to this joke
justjensenanddean: Telling bad jokes #dallascon @JensenAckles x
poninepontmercy: The most accurate representation of me telling a joke
consulting-cannibal: i like to imagine larry the mechanical bull is going to become an inside joke between themand you can’t tell me they didn’t watch the camera footage of dean on larry, either
waive: thoselonelyeyes: fullmoon-unicorn: the starry sky on the himalayas CLICK ON THE PIC BRO is this a joke please tell me this isn’t real
unsuccessfulmetalbenders: gaksdesigns: Colored pencil Daft Punk drawing by Andrew Wilson tell me this is a fucking joke
cresentmoon2000: katiaobinger: the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE
shakkotsu-pnpn: dolls-of-the-stars: shakkotsu-pnpn: dolls-of-the-stars: shakkotsu-pnpn: MTT BJD head! Why, this is simply excellent dear <3 <3 <3 All MTT jokes aside, wow is this awesome OqOPLease tell me that you’ll be posting more of
castiel-knight-of-hell: this is why I love this joke: Jesus was fond of telling his followers not to worry about how they’d afford food tomorrow because God would provide. But Jesus told them this while handing out free bread and encouraging them
officialuthor: earthshaker1217: thesleepypencil: I told this Joke to my extremely religious father and his first reply was “funny but don’t tell it to your mother” APPROPRIATE!! TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REBLOG THIS AND IT’LL MAKE SENSE
fatblackpeople: whyjess: this is disgusting. Are you kidding me…. please tell me this is a joke
pastel-pony-pictures: And Rarity spends an hour telling Twilight terrible jokes.Some silly idea I had about Twilights teeth while looking at the awesome Arranged Marriage AU by @earthsong9405. And I ended up with this silly comic.Also works great for
