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Reminds me of the old joke about a priest telling a boy to stop masturbating and save it for marriage. Later, the boy goes back to the priest and tells him that he’s up to a quart now.
strictmom4you: SON TELL ME A JOKE I CAN TELL AT DINNER TONIGHT. NOTHING DIRTY! OK…..A BLIND MAN WALKS INTO WAL-MART WITH A SEEING EYE DOG. AFTER WALKING AROUND FOR A FEW MINUTES HE STOPS, GRABS THE DOGS LEASH AND START SWINGING THE DOG AROUND OVER
princessmedea: i made this whoel powerpoint just for one joke don’t tell me about rock bottom if i forgot ur fav sorry i forgot or they didn’t fit or i just don’t care who knows not u don’t tell me green archer does actual archery I KNOW HE
taboolicious: hey kiddos, don’t forget we #stream daily here at #almastriga, only on #picarto so yeah, tell your mom, tell your dad, your cat we are fun for the whole family! (that is a bad joke, don’t bring your family we very much #nsfw) just
chibi-inkie-mod: bigloveartnstuff: hannasnonsense: Telling someone they’re not good enough is not okay Telling someone they’re not good enough is not okay I don’t care if you’re joking. I don’t care if you think ‘It will push them to work
incorrect48quotes:Juri: Whose got the guts to tell me off? Huh? Whose gonna tell me off?Chori: Shut the hell up, Juri!Juri: That’s it, Chori. That’s it! Who can top her?Kayoyon: Get outta here, stupid ass!Juri: Yes, Kayoyon!Shiichan: You’re a joke!
kurapikawithagun: kurapikawithagun: kurapikawithagun: kurapikawithagun: you could tell me british people say/do literally anything and i would believe it @namelesstunnelgrub i straight up can’t tell if you’re joking CUCKFIELD REAL? NO FUCKING
kurotix: damasath: melodiesofmayhem: crab-cakes: kexx: officer1bdi: hannasnonsense: Telling someone they’re not good enough is not okay Telling someone they’re not good enough is not okay I don’t care if you’re joking. I don’t care if
i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me: [TW Rape Jokes] I once had a guy tell me that rape is just the struggle to cuddle and women need to clam down. Everyone in my 9th grade history class heard this. The worst part was that I was the ONLY person upset by that, all
c0deinee: Do simple shit for your significant other. Send them songs you like, tell them they look good, write them dumb little notes, buy them their favorite candy, tell them corny jokes, watch their favorite show with them, etc. Thats how I treat
elegently: That moment when you want tell a joke but you laugh so much that you can’t tell.
sufjanstevenslesbian: who am i? it seems like an easy question. and then i realize… maybe what i said to those cops wasn’t a joke. maybe the name belongs to whoever has the courage to fight. and so i tell them. i tell them who i am.
weezerwiggles:moxiearien: cresentmoon2000: katiaobinger: the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell Real
alcheminty:When your friend tells a bad jokeWhen you tell a bad joke
molotowcocktease: marcoereus: I’m so tired of people telling me German is an “ugly, angry” language. When my German teacher tells us jokes it’s the sweetest, happiest language in the world. When I teach my father the word for daughter he smiles,
elegently: That moment when you want tell a joke but you laugh so much that you can’t tell. All the time
let-itbebabygirl: moxiearien: cresentmoon2000: katiaobinger: the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell
are-you-a-shelter:I am a fan of when a comedian uses his or her platform to not only tell a joke but just speak truth within the context of that joke.
actuallyclintbarton: are-you-a-shelter: I am a fan of when a comedian uses his or her platform to not only tell a joke but just speak truth within the context of that joke. aziz ansari is pretty fuckin dope about this shit, ngl
quadguyin-china: salt-in-my-hair-and-heart: liteskint: gigaguess: Oh. My. God. B Y E Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties?? She is so satisfied with that joke.
miss-nerdgasmz: animmalcrossing:this was when i realised you can’t tell a tumblr joke on facebook#I remember in 2011 stealing jokes from tumblr was commonplace #but now the humor on here is so warped no one who hasn’t been exposed to this site would
miss-nerdgasmz:animmalcrossing:this was when i realised you can’t tell a tumblr joke on facebook#I remember in 2011 stealing jokes from tumblr was commonplace #but now the humor on here is so warped no one who hasn’t been exposed to this site would
thumbcramps: cresentmoon2000: katiaobinger: the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE it is crazy to see that people actually think this is a joke lmfao
Person: Michael (Gambon) says you tell some bad jokes on the set. Dan: Michael only knows bad jokes. He’s ridiculous. He’s a - I’ll talk to him about that later.
susiron: thegriffin88: Yeah, and my sister chooses to wear high heels because society conditioned her that they make her look pretty. You’re not as free as you think. I really hope you are joking. Please tell me that you are joking with that
nickle4urdreams: jewishzevran: theinturnetexplorer: Homosexuality explained in a German Children’s Book ‘he tells me jokes, just like dad does’ so this poor kid has to put up with two, maybe three times the dad jokes A sweet story but,
daddies-sugar-kitten: sickcutie: pro-tips on being friends with someone with bpd: -dont mock them even jokingly -dont call them annoying even jokingly -dont tell them to relax or “chill” when theyre excited about something -dont question them
foreverandalwayskara: everyone-has-their-own-demons: lovelygrayangel: I hate when people say this jokingly. People tell me this everyday as a “joke”
quadguyin-china: salt-in-my-hair-and-heart: liteskint: gigaguess: Oh. My. God. B Y E Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties?? She is so satisfied with that joke. jajajajajajjajajajajajajajajjajaa
forever-dirty-minded: quadguyin-china: salt-in-my-hair-and-heart: liteskint: gigaguess: Oh. My. God. B Y E Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties?? She is so satisfied with that joke. This made me laugh more then it should have :’)
are-you-a-shelter: I am a fan of when a comedian uses his or her platform to not only tell a joke but just speak truth within the context of that joke.
darfin is the king of dad jokes and he apparently a certain joke was so good that he texted me at 3 in the morning to tell me it
stfuconservatives: mercy-misrule: alonglostletter: THIS IS WHY I LOVE ELEMENTARY INSTEAD OF THE PUNCHLINE OF THE JOKE BEING “LOL SHE’S ON HER PERIOD” THE PUNCHLINE OF THE JOKE IS HER CALLING HIM OUT AND TELLING HIM HE’S AN ASS I THINK
Also I watched the interview tonight and it had so many butthole jokes and all I can think of is Obama telling Sony it should’ve released a movie that is fucking full of butthole jokes. Haha, buttholes
theperpetualnothing: quadguyin-china: salt-in-my-hair-and-heart: liteskint: gigaguess: Oh. My. God. B Y E Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties?? She is so satisfied with that joke. Oh my fucking god, hahah
schlachthoffunf5: mistymariee: quadguyin-china: salt-in-my-hair-and-heart: liteskint: gigaguess: Oh. My. God. B Y E Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties?? She is so satisfied with that joke. TIPSY BARTENDER IS MY FAVOURITE 😂
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: quadguyin-china: salt-in-my-hair-and-heart: liteskint: gigaguess: Oh. My. God. B Y E Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties?? She is so satisfied with that joke. EWWWWW Lol
what-even-is-thiss:ehlers-world-problems:what-even-is-thiss:Somebody tell me a joke please. An innocent stupid joke that would tickle the fancy of a ten year old. What do you call a dog who does magic?A LabracadabradorOkay that’s pretty good
psy-faerie: psy-faerie: If someone tells you to stop ripping on them, even if you’re joking, fucking listen. That shit gets tiring doesn’t matter if it’s a fucking joke no one wants to hear negative shit all the time. Some of y’all think you
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divetotheheart4: The Legend of Korra: Spirits and Friends! I sort of have this feeling that the carrot spirit would be really into telling horrible carrot jokes…. character pose references: x x carrot jokes: x Check out my other artwork on my blog!
theanti90smovement: This is the JOKE POLICE we’re here to arrest you for telling a shitty joke. Come out with your hands up!!! And don’t you dare try any funny business that’s what got you into this situation.
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