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"One of the worst ways to stop someone from telling sexist jokes is to tell him the joke isn’t funny...."
addicted2implants: makemedum: addicted2implants: I need a girl that wants implants so big that people will point and joke about her when we walk down the street. And one that likes me telling her how trashy and slutty she looks. Let me be your joke.
makemedum: addicted2implants: I need a girl that wants implants so big that people will point and joke about her when we walk down the street. And one that likes me telling her how trashy and slutty she looks. Let me be your joke. That is so hot!
LiterallyNeverFun Fact: Reapers serveral guns on the ground are both a reference and a joke at the same time. (the joke is that people put random weapons or stuff from the game on the ground to tell you “yes, that’s scenebuild!”)P.S:Moira enhanced
quadguyin-china: salt-in-my-hair-and-heart: liteskint: gigaguess: Oh. My. God. B Y E Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties?? She is so satisfied with that joke.
confessionsforstrangers: mymanic: Fuck this is the funniest thing ever My Dad used to always tell me this joke, except it was “I’ll have a pint of…….. bitter, please.” haha. I haven’t heard that joke in at last 6 and a half years now..
She’s gotta learn
ezok: kayleeseranada: celebritiesandmovies: The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that
misandry-mermaid: rnonopoly: so april fools is coming up right? just telling you that: SCREAMERS ARE NOT OKAY CONFESSING LOVE AS A JOKE IS ALSO NOT OK DATING SOMEONE AS A JOKE IS DEFINITELY NOT OK DO NOT HURT ANYONES FEELINGS AS A JOKE DO NOT BE THOSE
rnonopoly: so april fools is coming up right? just telling you that: SCREAMERS ARE NOT OKAY CONFESSING LOVE AS A JOKE IS ALSO NOT OK DATING SOMEONE AS A JOKE IS DEFINITELY NOT OK DO NOT HURT ANYONES FEELINGS AS A JOKE DO NOT BE THOSE KIND OF DOUCHEBAGS
hannasnonsense: Telling someone they’re not good enough is not okay Telling someone they’re not good enough is not okay I don’t care if you’re joking. I don’t care if you think ‘It will push them to work harder.’ Because it isn’t a joke,
askpun: Twilight likes to get her jokes from books rather than interactions. You can tell when she has a joke she’s waiting to tell; she bites her lip looking for any opportunity to say it. Artwork by NightmareMoonSScript #531 X3 Teehee. Gotta love
thatsnothowitworks: lunaloveklaine: bakerstreetmarauder: If someone tells you a racist, sexist or homophobic joke, don’t get mad at them. Just tell them you don’t get it. Keep telling them you don’t get it until they are forced to explain why
My little sister was telling me about how there’s this old joke book in her classroom and sometimes during breaks or free reading she and some other kids will sit around and read jokes to each other. So one time one of them read a joke that went
avatarsnowy: I know that my style of joking with friends involves insults but if I ever say something that actually hurts your feelings even if I was joking and you know I was joking please tell me and I wont say that again because its not fun or funny
corndawgz: inside jokes are the best jokes who would want to go outside just to tell a joke
ezok: kayleeseranada: celebritiesandmovies: The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke
reverseracism:blackguysloveblackgirls: madeupmonkeyshit: when black people make black people jokes when white people make black people jokes mainly because when black people tell black jokes it’s like “don’t all black mommas be like…”and
kayleeseranada: celebritiesandmovies: The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that would
lunaloveklaine:bakerstreetmarauder: If someone tells you a racist, sexist or homophobic joke, don’t get mad at them. Just tell them you don’t get it. Keep telling them you don’t get it until they are forced to explain why women/minorities/homosexuals
nyooom: if someone tells you an offensive joke just tell them you dont get it and watch as they squirm and fidget and try to explain the punchline without literally saying “the target of the joke is being hurt in some way and thats funny right"
what-even-is-thiss: mistersaturn123: avatarsnowy: I know that my style of joking with friends involves insults but if I ever say something that actually hurts your feelings even if I was joking and you know I was joking please tell me and I wont say
screamingiminlovewithyou: don’t fake suicide as a joke tomorrow don’t ask someone out as a joke tomorrow don’t tell someone you cheated as a joke tomorrow don’t tell someone you’re pregnant as a joke tomorrow don’t spread a rumor
eddie-vedder-is-god: poninepontmercy: The most accurate representation of me telling a joke Lol he did tell a joke…
celebritiesandmovies: The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that would end when he came
clarknokent: blackguysloveblackgirls: madeupmonkeyshit: when black people make black people jokes when white people make black people jokes mainly because when black people tell black jokes it’s like “don’t all black mommas be like…”and
lunaloveklaine: bakerstreetmarauder: If someone tells you a racist, sexist or homophobic joke, don’t get mad at them. Just tell them you don’t get it. Keep telling them you don’t get it until they are forced to explain why women/minorities/homosexuals
screamingiminlovewithyou:don’t fake suicide as a joke tomorrow don’t ask someone out as a joke tomorrow don’t tell someone you cheated as a joke tomorrow don’t tell someone you’re pregnant as a joke tomorrow don’t spread a rumor as a joke
bob-belcher: don’t fake suicide as a joke tomorrow don’t ask someone out as a joke tomorrow don’t tell someone you cheated as a joke tomorrow don’t tell someone you’re pregnant as a joke tomorrow don’t spread a rumor as a joke tomorrow
blackguysloveblackgirls: madeupmonkeyshit: when black people make black people jokes when white people make black people jokes mainly because when black people tell black jokes it’s like “don’t all black mommas be like…”and white people
reverseracism: blackguysloveblackgirls: madeupmonkeyshit: when black people make black people jokes when white people make black people jokes mainly because when black people tell black jokes it’s like “don’t all black mommas be like…”and
just-shower-thoughts: If a kid makes a dirty joke, people will say that they are to young to make jokes like that but if an adult makes a dirty joke, people will tell them to stop acting like a little kid
bakerstreetmarauder: If someone tells you a racist, sexist or homophobic joke, don’t get mad at them. Just tell them you don’t get it. Keep telling them you don’t get it until they are forced to explain why women/minorities/homosexuals are stupid/etc.
mistersaturn123: avatarsnowy: I know that my style of joking with friends involves insults but if I ever say something that actually hurts your feelings even if I was joking and you know I was joking please tell me and I wont say that again because its
