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It just occurred to me how much beard I’m going to be drawing in this one. I guess you could call it a…. hairy situation, aw yeahhhhh Hah, okay back to work. Let’s see how many of these I can finish today!
caldark answered to your post“I JUST THOUGHT OF A NAME” I’m a fan. My terrible jokes sense is telling me that the correct response to this is “blow me”.
cockadudeldoo: Submissions, questions, or stories. tell me about your day, your crush, or your pets. Share a secret or joke. Anything! I’ll accept it all.
Pinkamena: The Big Stabbing Laugh Will someone please tell Mrs. Cake to cut it out? That was a horrible joke.
taco-bell-rey: People that still tell “women in the kitchen” jokes
liftingbehr: Now tell me. What would you do if you walked into the dry sauna and seen all this sitting there having a good time joking around? LOL
agaricals: That joke backfired. Tell me he wouldn’t though. Please stop me from shitposting at 3 am
funthingsandhappiness: Thanks, men!
lunar-libran: random thoughts about the rising signs ARIES: literal jackass, in the best way. could beat you in a fight. tells the best jokes. won’t hesitate to help out their friends or family. genuine people. TAURUS: the true procrastinator. so sweet
Come say hi to me on cam while I’m on! Tell me some jokes, let me fuck my face for you, it’ll be a good time :)
misswylde: Come say hi to me on cam while I’m on! Tell me some jokes, let me fuck my face for you, it’ll be a good time :) On cam again
sarkos: Obviously, I’m not linking to the article, because when I step in dog shit, I don’t turn to someone and say “You gotta try this“, but also because the joke tells itself
presidentofthezaynmalikfanclub: im very disappointed. when the flyer said “come watch the great dane cook live" i wasn’t expecting a white man telling bad jokes. i thought i payed โ to watch a dog prepare a meal
So as @ms.sinister.rose and I are shooting .. she turns around and that’s when I say “Wooooow” in my Flav Flav voice. And then I keep shooting cause can’t miss a great shot for tell a joke from 2006 #kake #booty #wet #summershoot #baltimorephotographer
incorrect48quotes: Takamina: I want to tell a joke but I only remember the punch line Sayaka: Go ahead Takamina: Tooth hurty Sayaka: When is the best time to go to the dentist? Takamina: You complete me
algrenion: please tell me no one beat me to this joke
thors-oh-so-jovial: thors-oh-so-jovial: thors-oh-so-jovial: There is a blind man here tuning my piano and he keeps making blind jokes quote “you know when people ring me up to ask if I can fix their piano I like to tell them i’m so good I can
brititsh: when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs
ringring-homophone: backwardsarah: omgtsn: onlyghoulsandvikings: feminismandpugsarelife: onlyghoulsandvikings: just imagine a room full of dads all wearing polo shirts and sneakers telling awful jokes to each other and they all find it hilarious
stephanievonschweetz:Me telling a joke.
ivymic: I hate when textbooks try and throw in a dry joke stfu we’re not friends just tell me what i need to know and bounce
my life is an episode of punkd except nobody comes out to tell me it’s all a joke and it goes on forever
why the hell would you tell me you had a sex fantasy about me.!?! We arent even close friends enough to joke about this especially if its serious?s,jdasa-do lsdf You just put me in the most awkward position. Like as awkward as that one time when the
alohomorashlie: #ashlie look #okay so #this is him #after he plops onto your bed right next to you #and he’s doing this little pose #and he’s trying to tell you jokes and supposedly funny stories #and trying to seduce you
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harrysbroadshoulders: loving yourself is so important though like take a hundred selfies when you think you look cute and look back on them and tell yourself how cute you are make a stupid joke to yourself and laugh about how funny and clever you are
hollow-clunk-sound-effect: xeppeli: i’m the first comedian to tell raunchy jokes and the last
walkinghalfdead: finally found the cure I….can’t tell if this is a joke, even as ridiculous as it is…
banishes:trillow: we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on
i was going to tell a gay joke, butt fuck it.
meladoodle: jokes are most certainly illegal. knock knock you say? ill tell you who’s there. the fucking police.
reichenbackdatassup: wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said “if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make
slutformisha: un-feuilly-de-papier: un-feuilly-de-papier: What do french people call a really bad thursday? a trajeudi update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you
poopjokesanonymous:cooldudebro: is the joke that it looks like a beaver person looking back over its shoulder and shaking its fist or is it just a photo of lightning i genuinely cant tell it’s god’s fursona It looks like onion to me
yiffmaster: universequartz: gayforyooa: animehater420: damn cartoon network not taking any shit from the homophobes Can yall not tell the difference between representation and a fucking gay joke yeah like… this scene is pretty obviously meant
shorthalt: shorthalt: New form of joke: telling someone to roll an ability check for something that obviously doesn’t need that type of check “I wanna see if this dead body is anyone we recognize”“Roll an acrobatics check” or being ridiculous
lumnch: lumnch: lumnch: Gamers.. I am eating a bagel Why are people reblogging this I’m just trying to tell my gamer friends about how I ate a bagel, it’s not like I made a funny gamer joke or something about how if there was a bagel in Minecraft,
Since my sister has publicly come out as Ace, let me tell you the best joke she made:
snakegay: this has to be a fucking joke this man doesn’t need to look right or left while crossing the street i tell u that
bears-official: friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: sorta-dad: she killed him with a fuckin look The I, Robot sequel looks lit. Can a robot tell a joke? Can you?
love-rats:get rid of tonal indicators. every time you tell a joke this fucker should pop up
trillow: we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on
ironychan: PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: When you treat retail employees like shit, you become an instant joke. You are the story they tell over coffee to make their friends and family laugh at the idiot. You are the person they mimic in a squeaky voice.
kh2rac: eluciidate: I’m sorry I can’t hang out, I have a lot of negativity that I need to internalize No joke, I’ve literally had people tell me this before.
genderists: TV show: This is a TV show called Shits&Farts. It is about shits, & farts. The main characters are two men named Shit, & Fart. They tell shit & fart jokes to each other for the whole twenty-minute runtime. at least one person
madeleineishere: My cat’s reaction to me telling her a joke
lolatmra:White guys are so proud of their ability to be not offended. When one of them tells a rape joke or uses a racial slur, they wink and pat themselves on the back and give endless attaboys for their superior skills in being not offended. They decry
anotherfuckinghipster: 0n-display: I’m myself everyday and I’m still fat and single. Lol. what has this to do with ‘being yourself’, smile and laugh randomly, tell lame dad jokes? wtf, go die
Story TimeSorry it took so long to put this out I have been busy and not in the mood to write really but anyhow enjoy.So after telling my boyfriend that I had an omorashi fetish we joked around with it and he said he’s willing to try anything so
ponchopeligroso: every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes
higherthanheroes: thedesignateddriver: radioactivegirlscout: cresentmoon2000: katiaobinger: the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE Bonus points: one is illegal in your
mabinatittyyy:Being called ugly and fat when you’re younger really affects you later in life. Anytime someone tells you you’re attractive your heart drops waiting for them to say they were just joking or following it up with a hurtful comment.
sunshinespectre: I hate when people turn ~gullibility~ into a joke because….listen, my grip on reality is not that great. I am constantly questioning my perceptions. If you tell me something, I’ll probably assume it’s true because you must know
fumbledeegrumble: black-to-the-bones: Mayoral candidate tells audience members ‘Go back to Africa’ No, that’s not a joke. He really said that. How is he even a Mayoral Candidate? Men like him should never be around politics. He will never
unclefather: he has a joke to tell you but he has to stop laughing first
shorthalt: thequicksilverfox: shorthalt: shorthalt: New form of joke: telling someone to roll an ability check for something that obviously doesn’t need that type of check “I wanna see if this dead body is anyone we recognize”“Roll an acrobatics
haiku-robot: axeystuff: sharkbutte: i’ve been browsing the internet for close to 14 years and let me tell you that no matter what i have seen nothing in my years has ever prepared me for the feeling of watching someone make jokes about going to jail
