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merriberry: BOI let me tell you. maintaining a relationship and being an adult at the same time is hard. … im also not joking im open for commissions if you are interested in a drawing or have questions Email me at Merriberrycommissions@gmail.com
gaygothur: unrelatedtouserboxes:did i ever tell you guys abt how i thought edibles and lunchables were the same thing for like, a year. like i thought all those ‘when the edibles kick in’ memes were just funny jokes about how fucking wild kids get
gaygothur: unrelatedtouserboxes: did i ever tell you guys abt how i thought edibles and lunchables were the same thing for like, a year. like i thought all those ‘when the edibles kick in’ memes were just funny jokes about how fucking wild kids get
ulibeanz: ulibeanz: ulibeanz: did i tell y’all that one time when my friends and i were making a joke mockumentary about a fake cryptid, my sibling and i got into a really bad hospitalizing car crash and instead of delaying it we just decided to
shorthalt: thequicksilverfox: shorthalt: shorthalt: New form of joke: telling someone to roll an ability check for something that obviously doesn’t need that type of check “I wanna see if this dead body is anyone we recognize”“Roll an acrobatics
left-reminders: ms-demeanor: sarkos: Obviously, I’m not linking to the article, because when I step in dog shit, I don’t turn to someone and say “You gotta try this“, but also because the joke tells itself I feel like this could be comprehensively
ayem:calebwittebane:“you get a potion and the alchemist tells you ‘this potion will cure you’ and youre like 'hell yeah health potion’ and you drink it and turn into salami” - my gfthis was the joke
yahenni:yahenni:yahenni:yahenni:When your kid comes out as a dudeWhen he asks you where hats goWhen he asks you what those knights in Monty Python saidWhen he tells you a funny joke
brititsh: when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs
coffeeseed:God, I can’t tell you how much the “there’s not enough enrichment in my enclosure” joke has helped my mental health. Because, for some reason I can’t comprehend, pretending that I’m a zoo keeper caring for an animal (which is also
tricktster:tricktster:tricktster:I ever tell you guys about my ethically dubious radio show back in college? The Mad Dad Hour?it was an entire radio show built around perpetuating a very simple joke, but it was uniquely powerful in its capacity to prompt
love-rats:get rid of tonal indicators. every time you tell a joke this fucker should pop up
petewanks: if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head I do this…don’t judge me.
barebackinq: When you tell a joke and make the whole class laugh
pokebae: pokebae: someone tell me a joke
lionsandshadows: ponchopeligroso: every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes this is really
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”
zackisontumblr: *gets arrested for telling terrible jokes*
gotitforcheap: having lots of youtube followers = $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ having lots of tumblr followers = more exposure to angry 16 year olds who tell me to kill myself because I made a joke at the expense of a cartoon they like
mabinatittyyy:Being called ugly and fat when you’re younger really affects you later in life. Anytime someone tells you you’re attractive your heart drops waiting for them to say they were just joking or following it up with a hurtful comment.
asleepylioness: Buffy found this sock monkey mug at the store over the weekend, and just had to pick it up. It is hard to tell, but it has two handles and I made the joke about it being a couples mug. I got an extra special kick out of this mug because,
adamsandlersuperdeath2005: adamsandlersuperdeath2005: imagine being on a date w this really cute girl but then you tell her a joke and she did that feel good inc laugh staff delete this post
vaultt-tec: Tell me a joke.
extraordinaryminustheextra: Telling a rude joke but the whole class laughs
humorstaff: when you tell a joke and nobody laughs
screamandshout: when you try to tell a joke but nobody gets it
icarlysextape: voldyfuckingmort: fitz-crumps-cannibal: alienvskramer: A collection of euphoria. I have seen hell. i have stared into the abyss, and it stared back I AM INTELLIGENT AND THINK THINGS IN A ‘RASHIONAL MANER’ lol goodbye
butttom: zayn adding haha to the end of his tweet like he telling me a joke like we friends
fyeahblackactresses: “I’m not gonna name names,” [Wallis] says, “but sometimes when reporters are talking it gets a little boring because I don’t have any jokes to tell because the questions are so serious.” There’s Something About Quvenzhané
hatsunemikun: i cant fucking tell if this is serious or a joke but its terrifying regardless
ponchopeligroso: every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes
earthdad: when you tell a joke in front of a huge group of people and they all laugh
deathbydeadlifts: never-let—it-die: moxiearien: cresentmoon2000: katiaobinger: the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE bonus points: both are illegal in your state and
njsecretdl: Lil geeky college nigga from down the block came to buy some weed and a few Ecstasy pills. He begged me not to tell his parents. I told him I wouldn’t if he sucked my dick. He thought i was joking til i had him gagging and slobbering on
madelezabeth: dmmd bumper stickers for your gay sweet ride you can tell where i just gave up EDIT: I redid Mink because people were geTTING OFFENDED OH GOD FORBID I MAKE A POCAHONTAS JOKE SOMEONE CALL THE MOTHERFUCKING RACIST POLICE y’all must be so
twentyfaces: lydiallisaac: protectbuckybarnesatallcosts: The awkward moment when you’re trying to tell your parents that you’re a super hero but you come out instead #FAV#A FAV BECAUSE THEY’RE ACTUALLY GAY#SO ITS NOT A ”HAHA GAY” JOKE
yamasmut: That bottom always looks like he just got done telling a really funny joke :3c
thatstheriddle: introspection-luck-and-talent: itsstuckyinmyhead: Tumblr Teaches History I reblog this for the anon who once sent me an ask telling me there was no such thing as a history fandom on tumblr. Hi-hi-historical jokes.
itsagifnotagif: I would try to tell you all a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction
ivymic: I hate when textbooks try and throw in a dry joke stfu we’re not friends just tell me what i need to know and bounce
madeleineishere: My cat’s reaction to me telling her a joke
hollow-clunk-sound-effect: xeppeli: i’m the first comedian to tell raunchy jokes and the last
betterofallevils: The 3 stages of telling a bad joke…1) “Haha?”2) “Oh.”3) “I hate you.”
heteromale: coolmeme98: i drew gods fursona u know what im telling u too THIS IS just a joke edit from the japanese part of twitter….its supposed to be don chuck monogatari. idk how it ended up in the hands of some american tumblr user as gods
castiel-knight-of-hell: this is why I love this joke: Jesus was fond of telling his followers not to worry about how they’d afford food tomorrow because God would provide. But Jesus told them this while handing out free bread and encouraging them
werewolfpresbyterian: yd12k: flavoracle: Twitter has a 140 character limit, yet I still found a way to tell one of the longest and most obnoxious knock-knock jokes of all time within a single tweet. I am more proud of this accomplishment than any
the-absolute-best-gifs: Johnny Depp’s reaction to Ricky Gervais saying, “The telling of that joke took about as long as Pirates of the Caribbean 3”.
9gag: Every time she tells me a joke
ladragonaria: fuckyeah1990s: Eventually I’m going to gif every joke Carlos tells on Magic School Bus… Keisha looks like she is 1000% done with Carlos and his… ANT-ics.
cinemaspam: “We broke up April Fool’s day, so I took it as a joke. I’m willing to humor her for a month. Every day I buy a can of pineapple with an expiration date of May 1st, because May loves pineapple, and May 1st is my birthday. I tell myself
cresentmoon2000: katiaobinger: the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE
earthdad:when you tell a joke in front of a huge group of people and they all laugh
twiistz: i met a girl with 12 nipples sounds funny dozen tit Oh yes… I am soooo telling this joke tomorrow…
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