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I need a girl that wants implants so big that people will point and joke about her when we walk down the street. And one that likes me telling her how trashy and slutty she looks.
astrobleme22: fatbruja: marv-in-brown: flovassy: letshearitforthisclown: unregistered-hypercam2: average rick and morty fan when your friends tell you you’re funny @marv-in-brown you buffoon. the joke flew over your head. you must have
the-cave-of-a-youtube-fangirl: look at these cool photos of @markiplier that I found This is funny. So funny that I don’t think you have to tell another joke for the rest of your life.
onedeadpoet: “What’s that? You want to cum? I’ll tell you what, you go right ahead. No joke. But I’m not speeding up. Try to thrust your hips at all and I go slower.”
@photosbyphelps presenting this daring shot of Eliza Jayne @modelelizajayne Fun fact usually the more undressed the model is the dumber the jokes are I tell and straight stupid shit I say to have them laughing and wondering WHY DO SHOOT WITH HIM SO
When you tell your dog a great joke
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castiel-knight-of-hell: this is why I love this joke: Jesus was fond of telling his followers not to worry about how they’d afford food tomorrow because God would provide. But Jesus told them this while handing out free bread and encouraging them
ytfwouldyounotlovethem: …I tell this joke now<3
diaryof-alittleswitch: drugs-music-sex:emt-monster: Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs. No fucking joke. Tell the EMT. Don’t fucking lie. They are literally trying to save your stupid ass from whatever you took.
morerisk: I remember the call vividly. The excitement of reading my girlfriend’s name on the screen. Picking up with a flirty joke. Her cutting me off, saying “I have to tell you something”.The rest was a blur. My angel of a girlfriend had called
funny-adults: Funny Adults Jokes : A black woman named her 5 sons… Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone & Tyrone. How did she tell them apart ?
weholytrinititties: stephanie-beatriz: Camp Takota Since I was eight years old this place has been like an old friend to me. We have all our inside jokes, and the songs that only we know. And you go back home and you try to tell people about camp and
unsuccessfulmetalbenders: gaksdesigns: Colored pencil Daft Punk drawing by Andrew Wilson tell me this is a fucking joke
7ukas: it started as a joke. my mom asked how big i was and i told her bigger then dad. she said there was only one way to tell.
colonelpassionfruit: noturbabygurl: colonelpassionfruit: noturbabygurl: need a glass dildo or two in my life By “Life” I assume you mean “Arse”. No I don’t you’re fucking gross unfollow me now. Is this a joke? I can’t tell if you
When the person you hate tells a funny joke, but you don't laugh because you hate them.
lovejonas: fuckyeahjoesbadgrammar: lovejonas: joejonasspam: wow. THAT’S WHAT HE TOLD ME LAST NIGHT. What she said. I wasn’t telling a that’s what she said joke…I was just saying, he told me that, last night…
indetention: it’s the same every single time I’m spanked. He folds my skirt back and then makes the same stupid lame joke: “By the time I’ve finished with you your bottom will be so red that you won’t be able to tell whether you’ve
#natasha and clint sitting side by side on a couch#nat suddenly cracks up randomly#’what?’#’i just thought of another steve’s really old joke. i can’t wait to see his face when i tell him’
When I tell a joke.
biglouvids: cumfacialextremist: Jasmne Byrne is one of the best at taking huge loads. Shes darling too. Just look at her. Tell me you dont want to dump a load on her right now. I do. Right now. Seriously. Not a joke. Yup.. She is a cum swallowing exper
cumfacialextremist: Jasmne Byrne is one of the best at taking huge loads. Shes darling too. Just look at her. Tell me you dont want to dump a load on her right now. I do. Right now. Seriously. Not a joke.
algrenion: please tell me no one beat me to this joke
I was going to tell you a joke about Voldemort... but nobody nose it.
queanbull: Beware!Although it may start as a joke or just for the fun, these situations can be used by your wife/gf to tell you she’s actually a cuckquean!
pyroluminescence: Look at the picture. It is very important to the story I am about to tell. For April Fools, my friend, 853, and I played a joke on my mechanic dad. We went out to my car, then came back inside and told him it wouldn’t start, and that
staypozitive: I really want to spend a night like this. Two friends, or lovers, hanging out, spending time together. Just having good vibes and talking about whatever comes to mind. Being able to act silly with each other, tell corny jokes, and do random
lurveleelee: I really want to spend a night like this. Two friends, or lovers, hanging out, spending time together. Just having good vibes and talking about whatever comes to mind. Being able to act silly with each other, tell corny jokes, and do random
emile8: mrjimmyhush: Castiel tells a bad joke I thought it was actually pretty funny.
ladragonaria: fuckyeah1990s: Eventually I’m going to gif every joke Carlos tells on Magic School Bus… Keisha looks like she is 1000% done with Carlos and his… ANT-ics.
when people still use that "let me tell you something about [insert name here], we were friends in middle school...." joke
rancis-motherfluggers: this is an acurrate representation of how i tell a joke
jem-sie: Lets watch anime and tell bad jokes yeah? yes we must Follow lazyteendreams
When you`re in the middle of telling a joke.
ciscrimes: wildbeardedbrownmanontheinternet: ikusobbing: a human being made this. this exists. what kind of world do we live in. im ashamed and confused. reLIEgon. Reddit in a single image. If you can’t tell that this is a joke, please stop
When you tell a really lame joke like..."How do you organize a space party?"
textsxfromxhomestuck: In which Dad dad-jokes John into telling him he’s adopted
hockeyiswheretheheartis: camel—toews: saberspinner: ray-winters-spooks: it has taken me days to get this joke THAT’S HILARIOUS Someone please tell me the meaning of this
alwaysbethewest: hsoneandonly: The boys wouldn’t let him tell a joke - 28/09 #i am a simple woman #with simple pleasures #one of those is harry styles being denied things #looking torn between outrage and delight about it #he hates it #he loves it
naughtynicegirl69: ME:I know a great knock-knock joke.YOU:Ok, tell me.ME:All right. You start.YOU:Ok, knock, knock!ME:Who’s there? LOL…sorry…couldn’t help it…I am in a silly mood tonight…LOL Another shot of that wonderful smile!
pattilahell: mmanalysis: fuckyeah1990s: Eventually I’m going to gif every joke Carlos tells on Magic School Bus… Keesha looks so done with Carlos. “Nigga I’m not fooled, I know you ain’t legal.”
fastcompany: Improv emphasizes showing over telling, a principle that often manifests in a technique known as “the invisible game” on Key & Peele. The central joke of these scenes is ladled out, beat by beat, but never spoken of. “The audience
bryndonovan: a-tumbler-of-ice-and-fire: What a fucking boss In the 80s Varda was my scene name. I can’t tell you how much I wish that were a joke.
coliemcbolie: Someone just dug this up from 4chan. I haven’t seen this in over a year and a half. You can tell because I have 1 piercing, my hair is brown, and jaundice (only old fans would get the jaundice joke) I’m only posting this because I’m
the-goddamazon: designbydiaspora: The sweetest thing LOL I imagine Jay-Z probably tells the funniest dad jokes.
its-whitney-bitchh: penis-hilton: classydude: Good Friday: Jesus Reloaded: The Re-Up, coming soon when you get caught having sex please tell me this is a joke
dinkybum:tell me your best joke
pinkfemprincess:Happy Father’s Day to all the lesbians and wlw who wear the Dad™️ clothes and tell dad jokes. You’re all kings
Straight male comedian: “Now, I’m not a misogynist, but-" -spends all their set time telling sexist jokes-
Love will always find a way
forensick-of-your-shit: When Pidge tells a bad joke and gets really proud of herself
Lol my disinterest in real women gets awkward sometimes. Someone walked into my office to complain about a ton of Spam messages of Russian girls who want to meet her and I jokingly said, “Well if I were any different I would tell you to just send
bestfeminthewest: 2k Follower Celebration! No, its not an April Fool’s Joke; that is my first prostate orgasm.Thank you all for the love and support you’ve given me over the years. I’d like to tell y’all, I’m just getting started! Ooh no he’s
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