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trillow: we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on
jesusfreakinglucifer: i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are
slutformisha: un-feuilly-de-papier: un-feuilly-de-papier: What do french people call a really bad thursday? a trajeudi update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you
lionsandshadows: ponchopeligroso: every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes this is really
madeleineishere: My cat’s reaction to me telling her a joke
maxwellatoms: shock777: maxwellatoms mind telling me WHO this guy is that looks like a total nerd?? Lol That was our series executive, Jay! What a good sport. The joke belongs to C.H. Greenblatt, who storyboarded this episode. Of course, shortly
castiel-knight-of-hell: this is why I love this joke: Jesus was fond of telling his followers not to worry about how they’d afford food tomorrow because God would provide. But Jesus told them this while handing out free bread and encouraging them
batsnack: yellowxperil:nuttedtwice: shout out to the vietnamese kids named phuc, dam, bich, son, dat, nga and so much more for enduring the namecalling and jokes about your name; you’re strong and beautiful. & đông and dủng lemme tell yall,
bpderma:No one thinks I’m serious when I tell them I have memory problems at my age, like I’m not joking, I’m being completely honest when I say I can’t remember what happened yesterday.
Why you can't tell a knock knock joke to a dog
flavoracle: Twitter has a 140 character limit, yet I still found a way to tell one of the longest and most obnoxious knock-knock jokes of all time within a single tweet. I am more proud of this accomplishment than any human has the right to be.
mrs-tasty: perfectsluttywife: Ass Saturday Submission by mrs-tasty. Im not joking when i tell you i think @mrs-tasty is one of the hottest girls on Tumblr! She’s sexy, pretty and the nicest person ever. ADVICE… Follow her and enjoy! I’m blushing!!
jaclcfrost: you know when someone asks you a general question like “how are you” or jokingly says something like “do you ever even sleep” and there’s that split-second moment where you consider actually telling them things like whether they’re
vvendys: 99% of the puns/joke/pickup lines i tell my friends come from tumblr. thanks tumblr u a real homie
imgonnariverdance: poryqon: Me: *tells mean joke* Person: thats not nice Me:
pokebae: pokebae: someone tell me a joke
madeleineishere:My cat’s reaction to me telling her a joke
artifitzal: nobody has the same exact friends that you do nobody is able to support the same exact people that you are able to nobody can write like you or draw like you or sing like you nobody can tell stories or jokes in the same manner that you do
vaultt-tec: Tell me a joke.
ttoshio: tastefullyoffensive: When you tell your big friend a joke… (vine by Anwar Jibawi) Where is the lie
hipsty00: on april fool’s day, you really shouldn’t: post screamers make a fake suicide note tell people to kill/cut/hurt themselves and then call it a joke spread viruses through posts
taco-bell-rey: People that still tell “women in the kitchen” jokes
rancis-motherfluggers: this is an acurrate representation of how i tell a joke
dontletthisheartgo: alexputyourpantsbackon: Things that will make me fall for you: singing around me, even if you’re not the best talking about movies and books you love telling me jokes, yes including the stupid ones sharing your music with me really
littlemisssweetcakes: @luckied continued from here x ❝ Ah…❞ She stared blankly as he rushed out the door. She was merely joking with him, and yet he was out the door before she could tell him that. It really bother her if he didn’t
ladragonaria: fuckyeah1990s: Eventually I’m going to gif every joke Carlos tells on Magic School Bus… Keisha looks like she is 1000% done with Carlos and his… ANT-ics.
joshthebullpup: got suspenders today while shopping for winter clothing..there are some bear jokes you can put under these for captions. go ahead and tell me what you come up with
lionsandshadows:ponchopeligroso: every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes this is really
smootymormonhelldream: BREAKING: Middle-Aged Male Celebrity Whines Because He Can’t Tell Racist Jokes Without People Calling Him Out
When your professor tells a corny joke but you’re trying to get an A in class
jasminsotto: When you tell your BIG friend a joke
petewanks: if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head
nininghasfeelings: fursasaida: the-cinnamon-peelers-wife: mochente: Hari Kondabolu tells a feminist dick joke. Fuck. Yes. So I thought I should let everyone know that I’m in love, no big deal. excuse me but this man has impaired my judgement
the-wilde-heart:maxxiefactor:Felt cute, won’t delete later 😇When I tell you “man of my dreams”, I’m not joking
kisshimoto: when someone tells u a funny joke and then u realize it’s quite offensive
celticpyro: just-shower-thoughts: What if Egyptians didn’t literally worship cats but treated them like we do and made memes and jokes and stairs dedicated to them for fun You’re telling me Bastet was just one big meme icon?
vinebox: When your crush tells a joke
ponchopeligroso: every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes
leisure: I do this. This is Final Pam. You remember how your backyard barbecue go, the Smiths. Pretty good it doesn’t seem. Haha, I tell little joke. NEXT TIME YOU INVITE PAM!
cumfacialextremist: Jasmne Byrne is one of the best at taking huge loads. Shes darling too. Just look at her. Tell me you dont want to dump a load on her right now. I do. Right now. Seriously. Not a joke.
hsuoring: wetbottom: wetbottom: one time i had a crush on a boy and he knew but he didnt like me back so on april fools he asked me out as a joke and i said yes but then he said april fools so i punched him in the face please do not tell me i was
screamandshout: when you try to tell a joke but nobody gets it
omelettethecorgi: Rhys is telling the most hilarious joke.
waaty: “gay baby jail” is a joke rich with many layers of humor. how can you tell if a baby is gay? why would a baby go to jail? why is there a jail specifically for gay babies? what crime could a gay baby have committed? are these crimes so common
algrenion: please tell me no one beat me to this joke
dapperrabbitdraws: I just know that Jake tells dirty jokes that Finn completely misses. [ Buy from my store ]
catladysoul:robocommie:How to tell a rape joke: Take a metal bar, beat a rapist or rape apologist repeatedly and say “so a rapist walks into a bar” with each stroke.need this on blog always
antiandrogen:“Björk tells a joke“
officialuthor: earthshaker1217: thesleepypencil: I told this Joke to my extremely religious father and his first reply was “funny but don’t tell it to your mother” APPROPRIATE!! TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REBLOG THIS AND IT’LL MAKE
spideryspiderygoodness: adorabletrainwreak: queersex: sub: dom me, tell me what to dome: brush your teethme: eat well me: go to bed me: treat yourself with love and respect jokes on you that’s what i look for in a dom @lagerbeta and @fantastigasmical
nomediocre: bishopmyles:sandandglass:Kanye West explains that, no, him stormingthe stage for Beck’s album of the year speech wasn’t a joke. Like 2009 when heinterrupted Taylor Swift at the VMAs, he wanted to tell everyone that Beck didn’t deserve
princess-tina-sissymaid:“Don’t worry Peter, most people think I’m joking and don’t believe me when I tell them I’ve turned you into my little baby girl.”
reichenbackdatassup: wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said “if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make
shirii: levi tells a yo mama joke and annie cries -http://shiriomi.deviantart.com/art/SNK-Yo-mama-421722159
juularmoon: asutori: kaleval: aph-cuba: UHHH….. please for the love of all things holy tell me tumblr is not turning d-day into a joke. what the everliving fuck. They’re not. The National Doughnut Day is on the first Friday of June and was
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