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snorlaxatives: i really really really really really really really ʎןןɐǝɹ ⓡⓔⓐⓛⓛⓨ REALLY don’t want to go to school
snorlaxatives: people who grew up like in the 1960s or some shit: one of my fondest childhood memories is going to the lake and skipping rocks :)me: one of my fondest childhood memories is making 8 random sims and slowly killing them off one by one until
snorlaxatives: I HATE TWITTER
snorlaxatives: dont fuck with hello kitty
snorlaxatives:is there anything in the world better than a warm piece of bread with butter on it??? that was a rhetorical question no there’s literally nothing better. bread and butter stans make some noise!
snorlax: rate my gaming setup?
snorlaxatives: people who use capital O’s as zeros make me 1OO% uncomfortable
snorlaxatives: waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep
snorlaxatives: me buying presents for people: *carelessly spends hundreds of dollars* me buying something for myself: ehhhh 20 bucks is a little pricey
snorlaxatives:how the fuck is march almost over???? wasn’t it just valentines day?? wasn’t it just new years???? wasn’t it just christmas???? wasn’t it just treat yo self day???? didn’t man just go to the moon in 1969????? life is so crazy
snorlaxatives: sometimes in life you’re faced with really tough decisions
snorlaxatives: siblings born within the same year make me uncomfortable because that means the parents had sex like right after one was born like give ur vagina a break
snorlaxatives: how people use to imagine the future: how people now imagine the future:
snorlaxatives: i love when strangers walk by and smile at you
snorlaxatives: do you ever just get in a mood where you really love cereal
snorlaxatives: rise cookie dog
snorlaxatives: me: *eats cookie dough* some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!”
snorlaxatives: if you’re one of those people who can bite ice cream without being phased then there’s a 99% chance you’re the spawn of satan
snorlaxatives: what if everyone in the entire world clapped at the exact same time? would it be really loud or would you only hear the claps close to you omfg i can’t think straight
snorlaxatives: merlte from lilo and stitch was such a bitch i’d beat the shit out of her
snorlaxatives: remember when ryan seacrest tried to high five a blind guy
snorlaxatives: people who enter themselves in the “most beautiful teen contest” on facebook
snorlaxatives: college sounds fun and all but i’d rather embark on my pokemon journey
snorlaxatives: are the kidz bop kids going to be a part of warped tour this year?????
snorlaxatives: the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”
snorlaxatives: i don’t understand people who make multiple facebook statuses every day like wtf i haven’t made a facebook status since like world war 2
snorlaxatives: i want to be a bubble of lava in a lava lamp that sounds like a dope ass life
snorlaxatives: *crosses fingers that shark boy and lava girl are in the 2nd avengers movie*
snorlaxatives: a few years ago at mcdonalds some lady asked my mom if she was my sister and i think she’s been thinking she’s hot shit ever since
snorlaxatives: baby grinch fucked me up when i was younger hell baby grinch is still fuckin me up
snorlaxatives: “remember that one time in 7th grade when you-”
snorlaxatives: he followed me i’m laughing so hard
snorlaxatives: the annual scholastic book fair was the only reason i didn’t drop out of elementary school
snorlaxatives: *sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care
snorlaxatives: peterfromtexas: UCF two tallest volleyball players and shortest cheerleader this fucked me up
snorlaxatives: do you ever want to have a movie night but you like procrastinate and it gets too late so you can’t?????
