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snorlaxatives: 7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks
snorlaxatives: if i could bring one dead person back to life i’d bring back Walt Disney just to show him the shows on disney channel and see his reaction
snorlaxatives: the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying" but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like"
snorlaxatives: hopes for 2016: bradley cooper and jennifer lawrence finally stop making annoying movies together
snorlaxatives: garlic memes??? i feel like his has such a niche audience but i feel it
snorlaxatives: me
snorlaxatives: i want justin bieber and chris brown to fight to the death bc i’d be satisfied with either outcome tbh
snorlaxatives: remember when ryan seacrest tried to high five a blind guy
snorlaxatives: me when i see new messages in my ask
snorlaxatives: dont fuck with hello kitty
snorlaxatives: “Calling somebody else fat won’t make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George’s life definitely didn’t make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem
snorlaxatives: remember when you were innocently minding your business in 2008 and 3oh!3 dropped the iconic fucking line “tell your boyfriend if he says he got beef that i’m a vegetarian and i ain’t fucking scared of him” that was a transformative
snorlaxatives: “Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?” Heathers (1989) dir. Michael Lehmann
snorlaxatives: i really want to know what johnny depp has done to warrant such an overwhelming amount of support in this domestic abuse allegation. amber heard provided pictures of her bruised face, literal video evidence of johnny depp being violent,
snorlaxatives: waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep
snorlaxatives: how the fuck is it still january i feel like this month has lasted like 25 years
snorlaxatives: happy thanksgiving but also fuck christopher columbus and fuck the ugly ass pilgrims
snorlaxatives: tumblr makes me forget that age differences and time zones exist
snorlaxatives: accidentally walking through a spiderweb
snorlaxatives: sometimes in life you’re faced with really tough decisions
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snorlaxatives: it’s 2014 and there’s still guys tryna rock the 2009 justin bieber hairstyle please love yourself
snorlaxatives: spacepixie: pond weed that looks like long green hair ! no wonder you’re still ill stop touching that nasty shit
snorlaxatives: why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes
snorlaxatives: rise cookie dog
snorlaxatives: remember when ryan seacrest tried to high five a blind guy oh ryan
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snorlaxatives: i’m not cleaning that up
snorlaxatives: *deletes u from my top 8 on myspace*
snorlaxatives: yay finally leaving the house and going to the beach and by going to the beach i mean
snorlaxatives: this speaks to me on an emotional level
snorlaxatives: me in the club
snorlax-exlax: Expand
snorlax: make way for Du Du Hau ©
snorlax: Pokemon GO New Years loading screen 🎆Happy New Year!
snorlaxatives: walk into the club like
snorlaxatives: my favorite mythical creature is nice people
snorlaxatives: i’m not cleaning that up haven’t seen that show in three years and i still managed to read that in her voice
snorlaxatives: petition to replace the ground with trampolines
snorlaxatives: there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t flush public toilets
snorlaxatives: do you ever just get in a mood where you really fucking love cereal
snorlaxatives: i love when strangers walk by and smile at you
