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snorlaxatives: i’m gonna fuck em even though it was announced by filthy buzzfeed and is probably a lie, i cant stop coming.
snorlax: rate my gaming setup?
snorlaxatives: me in the club
snorlaxatives: i love when strangers walk by and smile at you I’m that person!
snorlaxatives: do you ever just get in a mood where you really fucking love cereal
snorlaxatives: waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep
snorlaxatives: if anyone who follows me wins the powerball just remember that i’ve always been a sweet and kind internet presence in your life and if you need something to do with all that money i will be over here with open arms
snorlaxatives:no shade but doesn’t it get exhausting for some of y'all to hate literally everything???? i know you think it’s cool and edgy to dislike popular media but like….. it’s okay to enjoy things…. simmer down perhaps
snorlaxatives:people who can just plop their sweet lil heads down on their pillow and quickly fall asleep don’t know how lucky they are… i gotta construct a whole ass cinematic universe in my head with dramatic plot twists and in-depth characters
snorlaxatives: i can’t believe there are people that are still in high school like… it’s literally 2018 how have you not grown up yet damn
snorlaxatives: i still can’t believe it’s already fucking november like october literally felt like it lasted 4 minutes where has this year gone why is the progression of time so mind boggling to me what the fuck
snorlaxatives: me whenever a sexual abuser dies
snorlaxatives: how the fuck is march almost over???? wasn’t it just valentines day?? wasn’t it just new years???? wasn’t it just christmas???? wasn’t it just treat yo self day???? didn’t man just go to the moon in 1969????? life is so crazy
snorlaxatives: remember when ryan seacrest tried to high five a blind guy
snorlaxatives: how long does it take for a dead body to decompose i’m asking for a friend *sweating profusely* i didn’t kill anyone ha ha three weeks if we’re talking skeletal
snorlaxatives: if you’re one of those people who can bite ice cream without being phased then there’s a 99% chance you’re the spawn of satan
snorlaxatives: baby grinch fucked me up when i was younger hell baby grinch is still fuckin me up He kinda looks like Churchill
snorlaxatives: legalize peruvian puff peppers
snorlaxatives: dont fuck with hello kitty
snorlaxatives: sexual orientation:
snorlaxatives: accidentally walking through a spiderweb
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snorlaxatives: my favorite mythical creature is nice people
snorlaxatives: tumblr makes me forget that age differences and time zones exist
snorlaxatives: i like the internet because eye contact doesn’t exist
pokescans: Postcard.
ポケモンゲット！
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なみのり ピカチュウ
ashketchumlover: I need one of those!!!!!!!! A want one !!!
snorlaxatives:can i just give a special shoutout to all the fedex, UPS, and mail delivery people because they work hard as fuck especially this time of year like my family had a combined total of like 30 different packages in the past few weeks and the
snorlaxatives: i don’t trust people who can fall asleep with jeans on
snorlaxatives: i’ve compiled a list of the things i say most during school what wait what what do we do i have to pee when does this class end whens lunch what
snorlaxatives: when ya hair game is on point but you wanna shower
snorlaxatives: livejustlikeagypsy09: She finally got her pizza. she looks so satisfied
snorlaxatives: this the best youtube comment i’ve ever seen i’m crying i love theresa
snorlaxatives: cobra-corey: FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT IT IS JULY FUCKING 17TH AND THIS IS YOUR ONE CHANCE TO USE THE CALENDAR EMOJI 📅📆📅📆📅📆📅📆
snorlaxatives: i’m so popular at parties i make the best mixed drinks
snorlaxatives: *sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care
snorlaxatives: it’s 2014 and there’s still guys tryna rock the 2009 justin bieber hairstyle please love yourself
snorlaxatives: a big difference i’ve noticed between myself and my parents (and i think it’s definitely a generational thing in general) is like when we’re at a public place and something goes wrong i’ll keep my frustration internalized while
snorlaxatives:i hate how desensitized i’ve become to violence…. like, news of a mass shooting in a church that killed nearly 30 people should make me feel loads of emotions but, because america has long fostered this culture of violence where things
snorlaxatives: sometimes in life you’re faced with really tough decisions
snorlaxatives: do people get tired of being so negative all the time like doesn’t that get exhausting
……i need this……
snorlaxation: I DON’T WANT THIS URL ANYMORE
snorlaxatives: i’m pretty sure my finger is getting a six pack from all the scrolling i do
snorlaxatives: the worlds ending in like a month thank god
snorlaxatives: siblings born within the same year make me uncomfortable because that means the parents had sex like right after one was born like give ur vagina a break
snorlaxatives: what if everyone in the entire world clapped at the exact same time? would it be really loud or would you only hear the claps close to you omfg i can’t think straight
snorlaxatives: i really really really really really really really ʎןןɐǝɹ ⓡⓔⓐⓛⓛⓨ REALLY don’t want to go to school
snorlaxatives: college sounds fun and all but i’d rather embark on my pokemon journey
snorlaxatives: what came first the chicken nugget or the egg mcmuffin
snorlaxatives: the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”
