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snorlaxatives: has anyone seen recent pictures of aly and aj bc like yooooo yoooooooOOOOOOO yooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
snorlaxatives: *sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care
snorlaxatives: why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes
snorlaxatives: waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep
snorlax-exlax: From the “Duel Art” book. All by Kazuki Takahashi.
snorlaxatives: me buying presents for people: *carelessly spends hundreds of dollars* me buying something for myself: ehhhh 20 bucks is a little pricey
snorlax-exlax: Even more Duel Art! Once again, all by Kazuki Takahashi.
snorlaxatives:people are always like “respect your elders” and i’m just like….. no….. i’ll respect everyone until they give me a reason not to. i’ll respect people who respect me. i have no obligation to respect someone just because they’re
snorlaxatives: i hate when i’m complaining about something and someone tries to one up my complaints like… i’ll be like “i only got 5 hours of sleep i’m so tired” and some obnoxious ass will pop out of nowhere like “oh well i got negative
snorlaxatives: “Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don’t shoot their husbands, they just don’t.”Legally Blonde (2001) dir. Robert Luketic
snorlaxatives:can i just give a special shoutout to all the fedex, UPS, and mail delivery people because they work hard as fuck especially this time of year like my family had a combined total of like 30 different packages in the past few weeks and the
snorlaxatives: i’m not cleaning that up haven’t seen that show in three years and i still managed to read that in her voice
snorlaxatives: me in the club
snorlaxatives: when ya hair game is on point but you wanna shower
snorlaxatives: me when i see new messages in my ask
snorlaxatives:how the fuck is march almost over???? wasn’t it just valentines day?? wasn’t it just new years???? wasn’t it just christmas???? wasn’t it just treat yo self day???? didn’t man just go to the moon in 1969????? life is so crazy
snorlaxatives: if anyone who follows me wins the powerball just remember that i’ve always been a sweet and kind internet presence in your life and if you need something to do with all that money i will be over here with open arms
snorlaxatives: sometimes in life you’re faced with really tough decisions
snorlaxatives: *phones at 1% battery* *becomes Olympic gymnast and quadruple back handsprings to phone charger*
snorlaxatives: tumblr: *8 new messages* me: *clicks it*
snorlaxatives: how to play the sims make family build house quit
snorlaxatives: who doesn’t love butts lets be real here
snorlaxatives: i don’t trust people who can fall asleep with jeans on
snorlaxatives: 7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks
snorlaxatives: college sounds fun and all but i’d rather embark on my pokemon journey
snorlaxatives:do you ever just get in a mood where you really fucking like apples?? i mean usually i’m just like “apples are ok” but every once in a while i’ll get a nice crunchy ass apple and my appreciation for apples will just suddenly skyrocket
snorlaxatives: first day of 2018: some ugly youtuber with bad hair films, exploits, and makes a mockery of a suicide victim second day of 2018: the president has a big dick contest with kim jong un and threatens nuclear war
snorlaxatives: omfg so this girl wore a green shirt for her class picture and it blended in with the green screen SHE’S A FLOATING HEAD SJKDFHSADASD
snorlaxatives: why is being alive so expensive
snorlaxatives: if yahoo answers didn’t exist i’m not really sure where i’d be in life
snorlaxatives: an 80 year old dude won the 跦 million lottery jackpot…………….. like good for him that’s cool and all but he’s on his way out……. i’m young and alive and drowning in student loans………. hmu
snorlaxatives: buttcramps: i pet SEVEN dogs today what did you do!??? my life is inadequate
snorlaxatives: i love when strangers walk by and smile at you
snorlax: rate my gaming setup?
snorlaxatives:RIP beard (2014 - 2014)
snorlaxatives: me: *living my life* brain: remember the show my gym partner’s a monkey? me: the show on cartoon network??? yeah why brain: nothing just making sure you remember
snorlaxatives: [let’s see how far we’ve come by matchbox twenty plays in the distance]
snorlaxatives: rise cookie dog Those a biscuit puppies
snorlaxatives: *goes through the ahs freakshow tag* *sees people defending dandys psycho ass*
snorlaxatives: margot robbie looks bomb as hell as harley quinn tbh imo tbh
snorlaxatives: dont fuck with hello kitty
snorlax: Pika stickers! 💕
snorlax: “You are challenged by Aether President Gladion and Island Kahuna Hau!” by NayutaKoryu * permission to post has been granted by the original artist. Don’t repost anywhere else and go to the original source to like and support them!
snorlax-con-tetas: listen to pop pop
snorlax-con-tetas: demurefaun: me in the middle of the night feeling suddenly productive: tomorrow is the day i start getting my life together!! :) i’m going to make a list of everything i need to get done, which includes exercising, drinking water,
snorlax-con-tetas: sighinastorm: strangebiology: This is the actual creature from the shower rat video! It’s called a pacarana and it’s a large rodent native to South America. This zoologist explains in this article about the viral video of what
snorlax: AGHSGSJH WHY IS THE GOLDEN GIRLS IN THE AMAZING WORLD OF GUMBALL
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snorlaxatives: i have no feelings or emotions just sarcasm running through my veins
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